I got a friend to re-christen her vape stick as 'electro-fag'
― Steve Reich, 'Ass-Clapping Music' (haitch), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 04:12 (seven years ago)
Was vaping ever banned? I didnt think it had been? Its not like you could smoke them indoors to start with though, or buy nic-based juice here.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 04:24 (seven years ago)
Forgive my ignorance but what is the point of capon if you can’t buy ‘Nic-based’ juice?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 06:39 (seven years ago)
The Senate is back to its usual standards then.
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 11:47 (seven years ago)
mouthbreather senator: invokes final solution
Australian media: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― Steve Reich, 'Ass-Clapping Music' (haitch), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 15:58 (seven years ago)
Was front page of the Graun, is it not anywhere else?
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 22:58 (seven years ago)
jesus christ these times.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 01:38 (seven years ago)
well at least nobody thinks of bob katter as just that loveable wacky bigot from queensland anymore
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 09:26 (seven years ago)
liberal party annoyed they didn’t think of it first
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 10:52 (seven years ago)
Sky now making claim Anning was told all along to make a ridic controversial speech and "fucking not back down" from it afterward.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 16 August 2018 04:42 (seven years ago)
how long do i have to be on this earth to not see fkn bob katter’s stupid cunt face in the news jfc
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 August 2018 05:00 (seven years ago)
Sky now making claim Anning was told all along to make a ridic controversial speech and "fucking not back down" from it afterward.heaven forfend he should be expected to fucking own his actions
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 August 2018 06:27 (seven years ago)
Fuck me it just gets worse. 10 Queensland knuckle draggers run the country. At least we know the libs have given up on taking back the Victorian parliament.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 20 August 2018 07:30 (seven years ago)
imagine spending your life in fear that a bunch of people think peter dutton is more likeable than you
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 August 2018 08:31 (seven years ago)
agitating for the very unpopular and very bigoted dutton is proof they don’t give a single fuck about australians
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 August 2018 08:36 (seven years ago)
everything about this government is just so incredibly depressing
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 August 2018 08:37 (seven years ago)
the coalition of the IPA and the right wing arseholes
nobody gives a shit apart from the six writers into 'The Australian' but they'll still collect a buttload of votes from dickheads on 'no brown people' and 'bill shorten is a communist'
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 August 2018 10:22 (seven years ago)
new zealand derides the fuck out of us now, we're a total laughing stock
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 August 2018 11:02 (seven years ago)
God, I made the mistake of thinking Australia could not have a more depressing prime minister than D Trump. O hai Potato Dutton.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 20 August 2018 11:36 (seven years ago)
i mean we only just had tony abbott, a man so fucking dumb he knighted the queen’s husband
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 August 2018 11:45 (seven years ago)
The clowns were chanting for coal at a presser to discuss the drought, they have no shame.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 20 August 2018 12:10 (seven years ago)
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHH
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 20 August 2018 12:23 (seven years ago)
xp “captain’s call” as I recall it ffs
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 20 August 2018 12:24 (seven years ago)
STOKED FOR THE MADNESS
― 16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Monday, 20 August 2018 23:37 (seven years ago)
at this point we may as well replace parliament with a sensible series of non-binding postal opinion polls, the results are turning out better.
― 16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Monday, 20 August 2018 23:38 (seven years ago)
otm, they hate postal surveys because the single one they did went totally against their interests
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 00:38 (seven years ago)
Hey Libs, hows that stable government you were always hooting about having eh?
Eh?
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 01:53 (seven years ago)
every time i come back to australia something massively shit happens
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 02:23 (seven years ago)
21st century coalition: shit at economics and crippled by internecine power struggles, yet they still project these qualities on their opponents
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 02:32 (seven years ago)
the weirdest of the semi-sentient fascist potato's weird tweets are a fun read (helpfully collated here in case he has blocked you on twitter, which he has done to me): http://junkee.com/peter-dutton-tweets/172285
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 11:36 (seven years ago)
he is fucking creepy
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 11:45 (seven years ago)
https://www.smh.com.au/content/dam/images/3/8/n/y/z/image.imgtype.articleLeadwide.750x422.png/1400639785773.jpg
the libs do attract a certain demographic
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 12:06 (seven years ago)
'I like a drink, a laugh, a bit of footy, I'm just the average Aussie bloke'. pic.twitter.com/ZL3yje9ZbU— Tony Martin (@mrtonymartin) August 21, 2018
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 12:08 (seven years ago)
https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/48fa7ddc504e036ea6e3b12fd615d558
I like children (their livers taste delicious)
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 12:23 (seven years ago)
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 August 2018 02:25 (seven years ago)
I DON'T KNOW
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 23 August 2018 11:02 (seven years ago)
remember when beige curtain was going to be out on his arse
life was very different a few weeks ago
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 23 August 2018 11:04 (seven years ago)
I am already looking forward to Albo turfingout shorten in 18 months time.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 23 August 2018 11:36 (seven years ago)
labor changes their party rules, difficult as hell for them to change leaders now
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 August 2018 11:58 (seven years ago)
*changed
Albo seems to be aware that he is not the charismatic leader that a federal party needs
not that this has stopped Labor in the past, forcing Beazley to the top twice despite his repeated insistence that he didn't want the job and was not the man for it
― 16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 23 August 2018 16:53 (seven years ago)
https://media.timeout.com/images/103374494/1372/772/image.jpg
What do you mean, , ‘not charismatic’?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 23 August 2018 20:50 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/7z46aHE.jpg
― ▫◌▫ (sic), Thursday, 23 August 2018 22:40 (seven years ago)
I'm trying to find that clip where he drew on the whiteboard and said "RAIL, BABY!" but cant.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 24 August 2018 00:26 (seven years ago)
fuck me dead
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 August 2018 01:46 (seven years ago)
why are we always at an airport/on a plane when politics goes troppo
xp I don't think this is exactly it, but bless.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdKRHEn6veQ
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 24 August 2018 01:57 (seven years ago)
this savage fucking piece of shit
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 August 2018 03:05 (seven years ago)
but at least it’s someone abbott and murdoch hate
would you rather be shat on from a great height or at close range
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 August 2018 04:12 (seven years ago)