365 sick days every two years (at 100% pay)
w...w...whaaaa???
― had (crüt), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 21:58 (eight years ago)
yeah ibm is famous for that, the rest of us get 8 or maybe 12 per year
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 22:03 (eight years ago)
Is this if you get certified sick you get 50% pay, essentially
― things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 22:05 (eight years ago)
This is all because you people allowed communists to hold jobs and vote
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 22:11 (eight years ago)
Darragh if I was sick for 18 months I wouldnt get paid for 6 of those months but the other 12 would be paid at 100%. Weirdly the system never seemed to get abused but the odd thought of a fakey dr certificate and a second job to double my income may have crossed my mind. It almost seems like treating employees with respect results in those employees being respectful. Crazy.
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Thursday, 8 March 2018 15:54 (eight years ago)
Weirdly the system never seemed to get abused
i've wondered if it's like when we had tiny internet caps (10gb/mth) we'd squeeze out every last gig, but when internet plans grew to >1tb/limitless we stopped worrying
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:51 (eight years ago)
115. pallid, yellow eggs with extra-fragile shells
― just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Thursday, 8 March 2018 20:39 (eight years ago)
get you some good farm eggs
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2018 00:07 (eight years ago)
milk duds which i love much more than is warranted
― estela, Friday, 9 March 2018 00:47 (eight years ago)
Cataloging all the different state license plates you see on road trips
― El Tomboto, Friday, 9 March 2018 22:41 (eight years ago)
80% of people on a domestic US flight ordering dry ginger ale
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:04 (eight years ago)
i would love to know how ginger ale worked its way so firmly into the american psyche as something you drink on the plane. surely this must constitute the bulk of the ginger ale business. whenever else do you even see it??
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:06 (eight years ago)
I know rite!!!
does it even go with free pretzels???
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:08 (eight years ago)
it was the only soft drink except coke on a recent Europe-Japan flight I took, so maybe it’s a flight thing now?
― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:12 (eight years ago)
really noticed this on a flight between Noo Yawk and Miami, and it was one of many soft drink options
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:16 (eight years ago)
never really seen it ordered on non-US flights
I don’t take caffeine so I asked for it and the stewardess had to go search for it lol
― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:18 (eight years ago)
You guys have some problem with drinking booze on a flight?
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:31 (eight years ago)
I don’t like getting dehydrated so I rarely drink on flights. This last trip (12+ hour flight) I was bumped up a class on air france and the stewardess, relieved to find a French speaker, talked me into wine.
― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:33 (eight years ago)
Yes, I wouldn't normally drink on flights either, but on a long flight I'm not going to drink ginger beer tbh
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:44 (eight years ago)
I am a savage it is true
― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:47 (eight years ago)
the thing is.. drinking ginger ale on a plane fuckin rules
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 11:10 (eight years ago)
I bought a 2-liter of ginger ale lemonade, and I'll tell you something, it ain't the same.
Last time I was on a plane, I asked for either a Sprite or a 7-UP. They said they only had Sierra Mist.
So I drank ginger ale.
― pplains, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 13:08 (eight years ago)
ginger ale isn't ginger beer btw
ale's ok as a mixer, beer is good any time
― bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 13:12 (eight years ago)
ginger ale is an abomination tbh
― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 13:18 (eight years ago)
About as much of an ale as root beer is a beer.
― pplains, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 15:00 (eight years ago)
i'm old enough to remember people ordering tomato juice because they thought it was healthier/would keep them hydrated
i usually just drink water, but will sometimes opt for orange juice
― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 16:32 (eight years ago)
well tbf https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/weird/WHYY-Why-do-we-Drink-Tomato-Juice-on-Planes--278032761.html
― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 16:56 (eight years ago)
i've also noticed the tomato juice on a flight thing!
― surm, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 18:45 (eight years ago)
actually i never thought of ginger ale on a flight but there's something about the marketing of ginger ale that i find very appealing at large. it's an ale! it's healthy! no caffeine! still tastes great! etcdef my favorite soda even though crush is my close #2 haha
― surm, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 18:47 (eight years ago)
literally the last thing i ever want to happen on a flight is some gastrointestinal emergency and ginger ale helps mitigate that risk
tomato juice on the other hand i have no fucking clue
― brendon urine (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 18:55 (eight years ago)
it's an ale! it's not it's healthy...
― just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 18:57 (eight years ago)
i was on flights in the early 80s and distinctly remember my dad ordering ginger ale. it's just what you do.
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 19:20 (eight years ago)
Ginger is an anti-emetic so it’s meant to stop you vomiting over everything though idk how much actual ginger is involved in ginger ale.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 19:24 (eight years ago)
ginger ale and tomato juice are what i remember adults drinking when taking a break from being actively, aggressively alcoholic. (c. late 1970s)
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 19:32 (eight years ago)
ginger ale works well as a mixer but that's about it
was recently advised that in certain south east asian countries, ginger intake is less about the stomach and more about giving zing to the, uh, gentleman and lady parts
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:19 (eight years ago)
prices on store shelves or menus not including the sales tax
― Lee626, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 04:08 (eight years ago)
^ this is almost as insane as tipping but doesn't get the same press
― just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 07:14 (eight years ago)
always get caught out on the sales tax, every freaking time
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 07:28 (eight years ago)
“Resort fees” at hotels, too.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 07:28 (eight years ago)
When I was in Manhattan a couple of years ago I said to the guy in a store where I'd just bought a map, "I keep forgetting about the sales tax". His reply: "How do you think we pay for all these wars buddy?"
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 08:00 (eight years ago)
most places in Miami had a 'service fee' and expected a tip!!!
outrageous!!!
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 08:43 (eight years ago)
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that's...not how it works in america but ok
― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 11:00 (eight years ago)
It was said w/ some humour, yr honour.
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 11:43 (eight years ago)
humor, yr honor ... remember what thread you're in.
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 11:45 (eight years ago)
:-)
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 11:57 (eight years ago)
I like having the sales tax factored into the price already, but here's why I don't think it works in the U.S.:
- Different tax rates for different types of food.
- Different tax rates for different municipalities, counties and states.
It's much easier for a company to set a price and let the government add what they want to it rather than trying to work backwards by figuring out what the local tax is and figuring up what your base price will be. Imagine designing a grocery flyer for a six-county metro, saying GROUND CHUCK $3.80/lb and having to have each county try to work out what their real price is going to be.
Here's where I totally expect non-USAers to say WELL WE MANAGE TO SEND OUT OUR FLYERS WITH THE SAME PRICE, but I expect that your taxes are a bit more generalized than our little Balkanized nation of 2000 counties.
― pplains, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 13:20 (eight years ago)
just use income tax for state revenues ffs
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 13:46 (eight years ago)
Believe me I wish we would
― valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 15:47 (eight years ago)
Know where in the U.S. you can usually find sales tax included in the price of off-the-shelf goods? Liquor stores.
― pplains, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 16:33 (eight years ago)