The Australian Zeitgeist Tracking Thread

I dont need to be reminded ANY of that lot have sex, thanks very much, my eyes the goggles etc

Malcolm rocked a hot pink tie to the joint press conference with trump although I can’t believe it didn’t turn brown considering how far up trumps arse he was.

he's always up somebody's arse

malcolm tunnelbum

malcolm: we have had a lot of success with guns not killing everyone but I would not be so presumptuous to advise our american friends this

also malcolm: yes mr trump reducing corporate tax rates are a good idea, I am onto this

This was the week I learned that the name of the Australian ambassador to the U.S. is Joe Hockey.

Which is strange, because I thought that was our ambassador from Canada.

he’s a fuckwit too

he’s the guy who said poor people don’t drive cars

More like Bull Hockey!

he divided the population into ‘lifters’ and ‘leaners’ and then gifted the ‘lifters’ and took the ‘leaners’ to the cleaners

and the ‘lifters’ turned out to be rich fucks who enjoy the uplift of institutionalised corruption, and the ‘leaners’ turned out to be everyone who couldn’t find a job because of his shit policies

So the right country racist won?

the country racist party

This just sent out from @NolaMarinoMP’s office.....and then recalled! @Barnaby_Joyce @TonyAbbottMHR 🤨 @SkyNewsAust pic.twitter.com/C7ZM5s4WdM

— Laura Jayes (@ljayes) February 25, 2018

Hes a country member.

I remember.

thanking u

the fearless moderate prime minister made it to the mardi gras and (I presume) told the LGBTQI community how wonderful it was that he personally delivered marriage equality

a heartwarming moment

he made some “everyone got to have their say” comment, he’s a tone deaf wankbox

yes, everyone has to have their say

it would be wrong if B. Thompson of Smiggin Holes, NSW was not listened to (he believes that gays should be lynched)

NATIONAL TIIIIIILES

IT'S ON

(maybe)

every time i come back to australia something massively shit happens

*every time LITERALLY ANY TIME AT ALL something massively shit happens

straya

unsurprised that the liberal party would consider installing a potato with the words 'no brown people' inscribed in its skin as prime minister, seems rather in character for them

maybe all those australians who remain convinced australia is not a racist country will wake the fuck up

yeah, like they did in the US

THIRTY NEWSPOLL WOW WOW WOW WOWOWOWOWOW

when i get off the plane it will be potatoes in charge right

god imagine PM Potato, judging how soon to call an election before Tone tries to roll him

oh jesus

that does it i’m not coming back

DJ Funknukl sentenced to six months, conditional release after two

does the judge know something about our moment of greatest need

lol at barnaby joyce, the ol' root rat, putting the boot into mal

dishonour amongst thieves, babey

does the judge know something about our moment of greatest need

lmao

can’t wait for 7 to make a doug parkinson docudrama miniseries

here are my channel 7 cricket commentary team predictions, this is most important

- warney (of course)
- michael clarke (suspect he has no loyalty)
- adam gilchrist (good guy, people like him)
- james brayshaw (slash my wrists already)

the 12th man is definitely in retirement now

and mark taylor incessantly facefarting into the microphone

can't see 'tubby' making the move, expect more traction and sizzle for fujitsu air conditioning however

ian chappell condemned to telling the ducks at the local park about why he was a better captain than everyone else

and allan border making ads for ollllllld peeeeeeople

who knew that australian banks are run and staffed by inhumane monsters??

never saw it coming, folks, guess that's why malcolm didn't want the word to get out!!

I just emailed "Oohhh noooo! We're probably going to get Georgina fucking Downer as our new MP!' to my wife, and it popped up on-screen as she was doing a work presentation via Skype so that all her co-workers saw it.

everybody wins

Not quite as bad, but there's a married couple in the office. Bit weird at first since they're old friends of the boss and hired right after he came on board. But they perform their jobs well, so the weirdness has faded.

But the guy did his first big presentation to the company about his department with slides projected from his desktop. He stammered and hemmed his way to the end, but got through it.

And when the next department head went up there for her presentation, she minimized the ppt to reveal a text message from the guy's wife, sitting two rows down from me, saying, "You did a good job up there! So proud! XOXOXO."

And that was kinda of way off topic for this thread. Sorry.

today's most important fairfax story

In a recent talkback radio segment about language discrimination, one caller said his mother has a physical reaction when she hears “haitch”.

lol

the rest of the world is doing yanny and laurel, Australia is doing aitch and haitch

Tbh haitch peple belong in the disgusting savages thread