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yeah i’m forever having to rest my giant plonker on things

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 12 February 2018 12:09 (six years ago) link

American things?

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Monday, 12 February 2018 12:14 (six years ago) link

-sensible, compact plonkers that don't dangle into the toilet water

how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Monday, 12 February 2018 12:29 (six years ago) link

I'm not bragging but mine has been known to drag across the poop shelf

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 12 February 2018 12:40 (six years ago) link

chimes with what I've heard

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 February 2018 12:57 (six years ago) link

Heh, listen to all these forigeners who sit down to poop.

pplains, Monday, 12 February 2018 14:01 (six years ago) link

Oh I didn't say that

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 12 February 2018 14:48 (six years ago) link

900 year old flight attendants

Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 11:36 (six years ago) link

Scriptures in yr airplane lunch basket.

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:15 (six years ago) link

Everything from the tiniest village and hamlet upwards calling itself a city.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:19 (six years ago) link

one doesn't build villages and hamlets on rock 'n' roll

mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:26 (six years ago) link

It takes a city

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:27 (six years ago) link

i actually searched for threads where i could put this but really it comes down to an "only in america" thing

http://rate-driver.com

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:28 (six years ago) link

Ha, holy shit, ∞. That site is great!

https://i.imgur.com/Jkb7jTa.png

pplains, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:34 (six years ago) link

Scriptures on yr fast food packaging.

Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 February 2018 21:14 (six years ago) link

Chick tracts

startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 15 February 2018 21:20 (six years ago) link

Chick-Fil-A tracts

how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Thursday, 15 February 2018 21:30 (six years ago) link

NORAID

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 February 2018 21:34 (six years ago) link

freedom

brimstead, Thursday, 15 February 2018 21:35 (six years ago) link

about 90% of the menu at the cheesecake factory is dedicated to non-cheesecake items

what kinda factory is this

Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Friday, 16 February 2018 09:42 (six years ago) link

btw I have a work trip to the usa in just over a month, excited for american things tbh

Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Friday, 16 February 2018 09:43 (six years ago) link

XP gotta diversify man

rum dmc (darraghmac), Friday, 16 February 2018 09:47 (six years ago) link

You forget what 90% of the C+C Music Factory sounded like.

pplains, Friday, 16 February 2018 14:29 (six years ago) link

I ate at Cheesecake factory once, it's not a menu it's a god damn novel!!!!

frogbs, Friday, 16 February 2018 14:36 (six years ago) link

^^^ I hear that!!!!!

Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:13 (six years ago) link

We used to make cheesecake in this country

Number None, Friday, 16 February 2018 23:14 (six years ago) link

making cheesecake great again

Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:19 (six years ago) link

btw the most american thing is... drip coffee

Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:26 (six years ago) link

the brown bean sludge

Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:27 (six years ago) link

Now everyone got his hand in the other guys hot pockets

rum dmc (darraghmac), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:37 (six years ago) link

Glory

brimstead, Friday, 16 February 2018 23:43 (six years ago) link

Hole

F# A# (∞), Saturday, 17 February 2018 01:27 (six years ago) link

^^ both american things

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Saturday, 17 February 2018 01:44 (six years ago) link

3 in 1

F# A# (∞), Saturday, 17 February 2018 03:54 (six years ago) link

“college” being a thing you go to after school, not during it

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 17 February 2018 06:09 (six years ago) link

"college" being a thing were you play sports more than learn at a higher level

Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 17 February 2018 06:34 (six years ago) link

and wear aforementioned jumpers with one giant letter on them

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 17 February 2018 06:42 (six years ago) link

School/college sports teams being somehow of interest to more than just the people in the teams.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 February 2018 07:52 (six years ago) link

The Grateful Dead.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 February 2018 19:55 (six years ago) link

sophomore
freshman

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link

^^^^^^

so many chinese people tell me “i’m a sophomore!” like i’m supposed to know what the fuck that means

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:31 (six years ago) link

what do y'all say, i'm a year elevensie stoody woozent?

sleepingbag, Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:32 (six years ago) link

“i started uni this year” does the job

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:33 (six years ago) link

but what ARE you

sleepingbag, Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:33 (six years ago) link

student

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:34 (six years ago) link

ah

sleepingbag, Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:34 (six years ago) link

is america the only place where ppl in highschool & college have so many NAMES for what they are?
junior
senior
freshman
sophomore

i feel like everywhere else is ok with saying what year level they’re in

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:56 (six years ago) link

i’m a deputy semaphore bleachman

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 17 February 2018 22:07 (six years ago) link

That reminds me, wtf is or are bleachers?

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 February 2018 22:14 (six years ago) link

Them seats at their training pitches

rum dmc (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 February 2018 22:18 (six years ago) link


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