maybe not the weirdly short thing, but definitely the so full of water it looks like the toilet's blocked thing
― Colonel Poo, Monday, 12 February 2018 07:51 (six years ago) link
I also hate overly full toilets, seems so wasteful
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 12 February 2018 07:52 (six years ago) link
it is weird crapping into a swimming pool, but it’s cleaner in a lot of ways
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 12 February 2018 07:54 (six years ago) link
I've pooped in LA a lot, and only EXCEEDINGLY RARELY, if at all, had to manually cradle my dick or rest it on the seat to avoid reverse-periscoping
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Monday, 12 February 2018 09:01 (six years ago) link
Well
― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 12 February 2018 09:15 (six years ago) link
only an east coast problem ime but still American
i've once had this problem on the west coast! (while exceedingly jetlagged and it was one of the most scary moments ever)
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Monday, 12 February 2018 10:17 (six years ago) link
yeah i’m forever having to rest my giant plonker on things
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 12 February 2018 12:09 (six years ago) link
American things?
― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Monday, 12 February 2018 12:14 (six years ago) link
-sensible, compact plonkers that don't dangle into the toilet water
― how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Monday, 12 February 2018 12:29 (six years ago) link
I'm not bragging but mine has been known to drag across the poop shelf
― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 12 February 2018 12:40 (six years ago) link
chimes with what I've heard
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 February 2018 12:57 (six years ago) link
Heh, listen to all these forigeners who sit down to poop.
― pplains, Monday, 12 February 2018 14:01 (six years ago) link
Oh I didn't say that
― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 12 February 2018 14:48 (six years ago) link
900 year old flight attendants
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 11:36 (six years ago) link
Scriptures in yr airplane lunch basket.
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:15 (six years ago) link
Everything from the tiniest village and hamlet upwards calling itself a city.
― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:19 (six years ago) link
one doesn't build villages and hamlets on rock 'n' roll
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:26 (six years ago) link
It takes a city
― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:27 (six years ago) link
i actually searched for threads where i could put this but really it comes down to an "only in america" thing
http://rate-driver.com
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:28 (six years ago) link
Ha, holy shit, ∞. That site is great!
https://i.imgur.com/Jkb7jTa.png
― pplains, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:34 (six years ago) link
Scriptures on yr fast food packaging.
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 February 2018 21:14 (six years ago) link
Chick tracts
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 15 February 2018 21:20 (six years ago) link
Chick-Fil-A tracts
― how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Thursday, 15 February 2018 21:30 (six years ago) link
NORAID
― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 February 2018 21:34 (six years ago) link
freedom
― brimstead, Thursday, 15 February 2018 21:35 (six years ago) link
about 90% of the menu at the cheesecake factory is dedicated to non-cheesecake items
what kinda factory is this
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Friday, 16 February 2018 09:42 (six years ago) link
btw I have a work trip to the usa in just over a month, excited for american things tbh
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Friday, 16 February 2018 09:43 (six years ago) link
XP gotta diversify man
― rum dmc (darraghmac), Friday, 16 February 2018 09:47 (six years ago) link
You forget what 90% of the C+C Music Factory sounded like.
― pplains, Friday, 16 February 2018 14:29 (six years ago) link
I ate at Cheesecake factory once, it's not a menu it's a god damn novel!!!!
― frogbs, Friday, 16 February 2018 14:36 (six years ago) link
^^^ I hear that!!!!!
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:13 (six years ago) link
We used to make cheesecake in this country
― Number None, Friday, 16 February 2018 23:14 (six years ago) link
making cheesecake great again
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:19 (six years ago) link
btw the most american thing is... drip coffee
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:26 (six years ago) link
the brown bean sludge
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:27 (six years ago) link
Now everyone got his hand in the other guys hot pockets
― rum dmc (darraghmac), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:37 (six years ago) link
Glory
― brimstead, Friday, 16 February 2018 23:43 (six years ago) link
Hole
― F# A# (∞), Saturday, 17 February 2018 01:27 (six years ago) link
^^ both american things
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Saturday, 17 February 2018 01:44 (six years ago) link
3 in 1
― F# A# (∞), Saturday, 17 February 2018 03:54 (six years ago) link
“college” being a thing you go to after school, not during it
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 17 February 2018 06:09 (six years ago) link
"college" being a thing were you play sports more than learn at a higher level
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 17 February 2018 06:34 (six years ago) link
and wear aforementioned jumpers with one giant letter on them
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 17 February 2018 06:42 (six years ago) link
School/college sports teams being somehow of interest to more than just the people in the teams.
― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 February 2018 07:52 (six years ago) link
The Grateful Dead.
― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 February 2018 19:55 (six years ago) link
sophomorefreshman
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link
^^^^^^so many chinese people tell me “i’m a sophomore!” like i’m supposed to know what the fuck that means
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:31 (six years ago) link
what do y'all say, i'm a year elevensie stoody woozent?
― sleepingbag, Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:32 (six years ago) link
“i started uni this year” does the job
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:33 (six years ago) link
but what ARE you
― sleepingbag, Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:33 (six years ago) link