The wrong amount of tax being deducted from your pay check throughout the year, then getting some back or being asked for more at the end of the year.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:39 (eight years ago)
Saying 'how funny' with dead eyes
81. S'mores
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:44 (eight years ago)
#3
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:56 (eight years ago)
81.5. “sock” as a verb
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:58 (eight years ago)
d'oh, buried in the fold on zing
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 11 February 2018 09:18 (eight years ago)
81. just pouring any old fuckin' amount of booze into a drink at a bar
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 11 February 2018 09:19 (eight years ago)
83. “thank you for your service”
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 09:28 (eight years ago)
Jesus yeah
And making service staff grovelsmile
― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:03 (eight years ago)
85. pretty darn good craft beer!86. pretty darn good cheeseburgers!
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:13 (eight years ago)
83.5 the fucking loop of audio running all night and day at LAX announcing that they appreciate your service so you can get a free shower and nap if you're a returned serviceperson is absolutely my worst American experience (while waiting from 1am to 8am to be able to leave or shower or nap myself)
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:18 (eight years ago)
even above that time a federal employee threatened to shoot me for looking at a piece of public art 1 min after entering the country
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:19 (eight years ago)
root beerraccoonsrollerskates
― Leaghaidh am brĂłn an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:23 (eight years ago)
90. TSA agents are so terribly friendly (they'll even erotically touch me without having to buy a drink.)
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:24 (eight years ago)
91. Chewing gum92. Chewing tobacco93. Chex mix.
― Leaghaidh am brĂłn an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:27 (eight years ago)
90. TSA agents are so terribly friendly (they'll even erotically touch me without having to buy a drink.)america’s the only country i’ve ever been to that insists on picking my locks
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:35 (eight years ago)
and i’ve been to fucking china
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:36 (eight years ago)
94: gold medallist snowboarder red gerrard, on the olympics:"I honestly don’t know what the Olympics is. Clearly it’s big, everyone is here."
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:36 (eight years ago)
even above that time a federal employee threatened to shoot me for looking at a piece of public art 1 min after entering the countrythis is turkish armed forces level of batshit crazy
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:37 (eight years ago)
95. Fantasy football.96. Fantasy Island.97. Fantasy by Britney Spears.
― Leaghaidh am brĂłn an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:38 (eight years ago)
Red Gerrard otm
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:40 (eight years ago)
98. Patriot Missile.99. Patriot Act.100. Patriot, Indiana.
― Leaghaidh am brĂłn an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:47 (eight years ago)
Town motto: "The FIRST Refuge of Scoundrels"
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 February 2018 12:12 (eight years ago)
It’s not like we ban Jews from the radio just for sounding Jewish!
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 06:40 (seven hours ago) Permalink
jad abumrad is lebanese fwiw. Interestingly, so is stereotypically Jewy reality tv star/business guy Marcus Lemonis. Maybe they're a lost tribe.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 11 February 2018 14:34 (eight years ago)
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, February 11, 2018 1:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I believe it's "funny how"
― pplains, Sunday, 11 February 2018 16:02 (eight years ago)
I welcome solidarity with all high-voiced Levantine nerds xp
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 16:03 (eight years ago)
in texas at least I heard more "how fun" (with dead eyes) than "how funny" but yeah
― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 11 February 2018 16:28 (eight years ago)
101. Mormons102. Top sheets
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 16:54 (eight years ago)
103. no doy
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 February 2018 17:26 (eight years ago)
Top sheets?
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 11 February 2018 17:37 (eight years ago)
flat sheets. what real men use
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 February 2018 17:50 (eight years ago)
pplains was making a goodfellas joke
Goodfellas Good Humor ice cream (& accompanying vehicles, personnel, etc)Goodman, JohnGoodnight MoonGoodyear Tires
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 11 February 2018 17:54 (eight years ago)
Girls Gone Wild
― sleepingbag, Sunday, 11 February 2018 17:57 (eight years ago)
My second GoodFellas joke in 12 hours!
― pplains, Sunday, 11 February 2018 18:14 (eight years ago)
Pp two times
― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 18:15 (eight years ago)
military bases literally all over the fucking world. because, that's why
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 11 February 2018 22:59 (eight years ago)
Girls Gone Wild― sleepingbag, Sunday, February 11, 2018 12:57 PM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
also, the Bang Bus
― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Sunday, 11 February 2018 23:24 (eight years ago)
As opposed to the UK's Jolly Good Trolley
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 11 February 2018 23:29 (eight years ago)
do you like american thingswe like all kinds of thingsbut i like american things best
― mookieproof, Sunday, 11 February 2018 23:33 (eight years ago)
how are top sheets American though
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Monday, 12 February 2018 00:25 (eight years ago)
I was given to understand on other internets that they were unheard of in the Commonwealth
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Monday, 12 February 2018 00:26 (eight years ago)
My wife did not grow up in the US and said they didn't use them, just duvets with duvet covers.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 12 February 2018 00:27 (eight years ago)
turnpikes
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Monday, 12 February 2018 02:58 (eight years ago)
idgi, do non-Americans wash their duvet covers every time they change their sheets?
― how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Monday, 12 February 2018 03:13 (eight years ago)
short answer: no
― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Monday, 12 February 2018 04:14 (eight years ago)
lol change sheets, wash what’s on the bed and put it back on the bed
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 12 February 2018 05:27 (eight years ago)
you can bother with multiple sheets if you really really care about bedroom variety
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 12 February 2018 05:28 (eight years ago)
I have slept in beds in Australia and England and France and Norway and Scotland and Finland and New Zealand with top sheets
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Monday, 12 February 2018 06:12 (eight years ago)
I've slept in an Airbnb and a hotel and mostly on a sofa in Canadia but I couldn't swear to the bedding
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Monday, 12 February 2018 06:15 (eight years ago)
corndogschex mixhalf n half tri-tipoutdated plumbingshower valves (seriously i HATE this)
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 February 2018 06:55 (eight years ago)