What color are rear turn signals in other countries?!
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 06:57 (eight years ago)
http://historygarage.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/left1.jpg... most of the world
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:01 (eight years ago)
also, specifying race on registration forms etc. And statistics broken down by race.
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:02 (eight years ago)
I’ll read this tomorrow https://crashstats.nhtsa.dot.gov/Api/Public/ViewPublication/811115
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:08 (eight years ago)
The wrong amount of tax being deducted from your pay check throughout the year, then getting some back or being asked for more at the end of the year.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:39 (eight years ago)
Saying 'how funny' with dead eyes
81. S'mores
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:44 (eight years ago)
#3
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:56 (eight years ago)
81.5. “sock” as a verb
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:58 (eight years ago)
d'oh, buried in the fold on zing
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 11 February 2018 09:18 (eight years ago)
81. just pouring any old fuckin' amount of booze into a drink at a bar
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 11 February 2018 09:19 (eight years ago)
83. “thank you for your service”
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 09:28 (eight years ago)
Jesus yeah
And making service staff grovelsmile
― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:03 (eight years ago)
85. pretty darn good craft beer!86. pretty darn good cheeseburgers!
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:13 (eight years ago)
83.5 the fucking loop of audio running all night and day at LAX announcing that they appreciate your service so you can get a free shower and nap if you're a returned serviceperson is absolutely my worst American experience (while waiting from 1am to 8am to be able to leave or shower or nap myself)
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:18 (eight years ago)
even above that time a federal employee threatened to shoot me for looking at a piece of public art 1 min after entering the country
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:19 (eight years ago)
root beerraccoonsrollerskates
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:23 (eight years ago)
90. TSA agents are so terribly friendly (they'll even erotically touch me without having to buy a drink.)
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:24 (eight years ago)
91. Chewing gum92. Chewing tobacco93. Chex mix.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:27 (eight years ago)
90. TSA agents are so terribly friendly (they'll even erotically touch me without having to buy a drink.)america’s the only country i’ve ever been to that insists on picking my locks
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:35 (eight years ago)
and i’ve been to fucking china
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:36 (eight years ago)
94: gold medallist snowboarder red gerrard, on the olympics:"I honestly don’t know what the Olympics is. Clearly it’s big, everyone is here."
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:36 (eight years ago)
even above that time a federal employee threatened to shoot me for looking at a piece of public art 1 min after entering the countrythis is turkish armed forces level of batshit crazy
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:37 (eight years ago)
95. Fantasy football.96. Fantasy Island.97. Fantasy by Britney Spears.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:38 (eight years ago)
Red Gerrard otm
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:40 (eight years ago)
98. Patriot Missile.99. Patriot Act.100. Patriot, Indiana.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:47 (eight years ago)
Town motto: "The FIRST Refuge of Scoundrels"
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 February 2018 12:12 (eight years ago)
It’s not like we ban Jews from the radio just for sounding Jewish!
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 06:40 (seven hours ago) Permalink
jad abumrad is lebanese fwiw. Interestingly, so is stereotypically Jewy reality tv star/business guy Marcus Lemonis. Maybe they're a lost tribe.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 11 February 2018 14:34 (eight years ago)
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, February 11, 2018 1:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I believe it's "funny how"
― pplains, Sunday, 11 February 2018 16:02 (eight years ago)
I welcome solidarity with all high-voiced Levantine nerds xp
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 16:03 (eight years ago)
in texas at least I heard more "how fun" (with dead eyes) than "how funny" but yeah
― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 11 February 2018 16:28 (eight years ago)
101. Mormons102. Top sheets
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 16:54 (eight years ago)
103. no doy
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 February 2018 17:26 (eight years ago)
Top sheets?
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 11 February 2018 17:37 (eight years ago)
flat sheets. what real men use
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 February 2018 17:50 (eight years ago)
pplains was making a goodfellas joke
Goodfellas Good Humor ice cream (& accompanying vehicles, personnel, etc)Goodman, JohnGoodnight MoonGoodyear Tires
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 11 February 2018 17:54 (eight years ago)
Girls Gone Wild
― sleepingbag, Sunday, 11 February 2018 17:57 (eight years ago)
My second GoodFellas joke in 12 hours!
― pplains, Sunday, 11 February 2018 18:14 (eight years ago)
Pp two times
― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 18:15 (eight years ago)
military bases literally all over the fucking world. because, that's why
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 11 February 2018 22:59 (eight years ago)
Girls Gone Wild― sleepingbag, Sunday, February 11, 2018 12:57 PM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
also, the Bang Bus
― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Sunday, 11 February 2018 23:24 (eight years ago)
As opposed to the UK's Jolly Good Trolley
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 11 February 2018 23:29 (eight years ago)
do you like american thingswe like all kinds of thingsbut i like american things best
― mookieproof, Sunday, 11 February 2018 23:33 (eight years ago)
how are top sheets American though
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Monday, 12 February 2018 00:25 (eight years ago)
I was given to understand on other internets that they were unheard of in the Commonwealth
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Monday, 12 February 2018 00:26 (eight years ago)
My wife did not grow up in the US and said they didn't use them, just duvets with duvet covers.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 12 February 2018 00:27 (eight years ago)
turnpikes
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Monday, 12 February 2018 02:58 (eight years ago)
idgi, do non-Americans wash their duvet covers every time they change their sheets?
― how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Monday, 12 February 2018 03:13 (eight years ago)
short answer: no
― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Monday, 12 February 2018 04:14 (eight years ago)
lol change sheets, wash what’s on the bed and put it back on the bed
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 12 February 2018 05:27 (eight years ago)