the mind goes first to Sarah Koenig or Ira Glass but then a soft whisper "oh no, it gets worse" then you remember Jad Abumrad
― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Saturday, 10 February 2018 22:03 (six years ago) link
.....all American podcast voices are the same and i cannot listen to American podcasts as a consequence
Dead serious
― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 February 2018 23:42 (six years ago) link
i struggle tbh
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 02:51 (six years ago) link
Jews
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 05:52 (six years ago) link
Ice water
Kraft singles
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 05:53 (six years ago) link
― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Saturday, February 10, 2018 5:03 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
The fact that Ira Glass, Jad Abumrad, Peter Sagal are (1) not all the same person and (2) all have jobs in fucking RADIO often boggles my mind
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 11 February 2018 05:57 (six years ago) link
It’s not like we ban Jews from the radio just for sounding Jewish!
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 06:40 (six years ago) link
I for one find the nasally-inflected tones of my co-religionists from Ashkenaz quite soothing
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 06:42 (six years ago) link
melted butter as a dip for steaks
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Sunday, 11 February 2018 06:52 (six years ago) link
PBJBLTfluffernutterfrostingcookie dough
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Sunday, 11 February 2018 06:53 (six years ago) link
red turning indicators on carsnine inch plastic bumpersstick shift on the steering column
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Sunday, 11 February 2018 06:55 (six years ago) link
malt liquorcrack
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Sunday, 11 February 2018 06:56 (six years ago) link
What color are rear turn signals in other countries?!
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 06:57 (six years ago) link
http://historygarage.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/left1.jpg... most of the world
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:01 (six years ago) link
also, specifying race on registration forms etc. And statistics broken down by race.
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:02 (six years ago) link
I’ll read this tomorrow https://crashstats.nhtsa.dot.gov/Api/Public/ViewPublication/811115
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:08 (six years ago) link
The wrong amount of tax being deducted from your pay check throughout the year, then getting some back or being asked for more at the end of the year.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:39 (six years ago) link
Saying 'how funny' with dead eyes
81. S'mores
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:44 (six years ago) link
#3
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:56 (six years ago) link
81.5. “sock” as a verb
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:58 (six years ago) link
d'oh, buried in the fold on zing
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 11 February 2018 09:18 (six years ago) link
81. just pouring any old fuckin' amount of booze into a drink at a bar
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 11 February 2018 09:19 (six years ago) link
83. “thank you for your service”
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 09:28 (six years ago) link
Jesus yeah
And making service staff grovelsmile
― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:03 (six years ago) link
85. pretty darn good craft beer!86. pretty darn good cheeseburgers!
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:13 (six years ago) link
83.5 the fucking loop of audio running all night and day at LAX announcing that they appreciate your service so you can get a free shower and nap if you're a returned serviceperson is absolutely my worst American experience (while waiting from 1am to 8am to be able to leave or shower or nap myself)
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:18 (six years ago) link
even above that time a federal employee threatened to shoot me for looking at a piece of public art 1 min after entering the country
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:19 (six years ago) link
root beerraccoonsrollerskates
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:23 (six years ago) link
90. TSA agents are so terribly friendly (they'll even erotically touch me without having to buy a drink.)
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:24 (six years ago) link
91. Chewing gum92. Chewing tobacco93. Chex mix.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:27 (six years ago) link
90. TSA agents are so terribly friendly (they'll even erotically touch me without having to buy a drink.)america’s the only country i’ve ever been to that insists on picking my locks
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:35 (six years ago) link
and i’ve been to fucking china
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:36 (six years ago) link
94: gold medallist snowboarder red gerrard, on the olympics:"I honestly don’t know what the Olympics is. Clearly it’s big, everyone is here."
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:36 (six years ago) link
even above that time a federal employee threatened to shoot me for looking at a piece of public art 1 min after entering the countrythis is turkish armed forces level of batshit crazy
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:37 (six years ago) link
95. Fantasy football.96. Fantasy Island.97. Fantasy by Britney Spears.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:38 (six years ago) link
Red Gerrard otm
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:40 (six years ago) link
98. Patriot Missile.99. Patriot Act.100. Patriot, Indiana.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:47 (six years ago) link
Town motto: "The FIRST Refuge of Scoundrels"
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 February 2018 12:12 (six years ago) link
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 06:40 (seven hours ago) Permalink
jad abumrad is lebanese fwiw. Interestingly, so is stereotypically Jewy reality tv star/business guy Marcus Lemonis. Maybe they're a lost tribe.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 11 February 2018 14:34 (six years ago) link
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, February 11, 2018 1:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I believe it's "funny how"
― pplains, Sunday, 11 February 2018 16:02 (six years ago) link
I welcome solidarity with all high-voiced Levantine nerds xp
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 16:03 (six years ago) link
in texas at least I heard more "how fun" (with dead eyes) than "how funny" but yeah
― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 11 February 2018 16:28 (six years ago) link
101. Mormons102. Top sheets
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link
103. no doy
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 February 2018 17:26 (six years ago) link
Top sheets?
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 11 February 2018 17:37 (six years ago) link
flat sheets. what real men use
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 February 2018 17:50 (six years ago) link
pplains was making a goodfellas joke
Goodfellas Good Humor ice cream (& accompanying vehicles, personnel, etc)Goodman, JohnGoodnight MoonGoodyear Tires
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 11 February 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link
Girls Gone Wild
― sleepingbag, Sunday, 11 February 2018 17:57 (six years ago) link