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Tomatoes

Tobacco

Potatoes

Pumpkins

Peanuts

― this machine inconveniences fascists (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:36 (eight years ago)

Chocolate

YOU'RE WELCOME

― this machine inconveniences fascists (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:37 (eight years ago)

Yeah look no

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:50 (eight years ago)

Nice try but

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:50 (eight years ago)

Porn? Who invented it idk probably Californians

― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:54 (eight years ago)

the Marine Corps Band playing "Hail to the Chief"

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 5 February 2018 06:07 (eight years ago)

35. 99.9% of all "cultural appropriation"
― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Sunday, February 4, 2018 4:13 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hm.

― (the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Monday, 5 February 2018 06:40 (eight years ago)

Cap'n Crunch

― Badgers (dog latin), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 10:16 (eight years ago)

Is this the most active cogh thread ever

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 11:17 (eight years ago)

Lunar landing modules
Nukes
ARPANET
ICANN
Search engines
Wikis
BSD
Unix

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 11:22 (eight years ago)

Facebook
Twitter
PRISM
Techno
Star Wars

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 11:25 (eight years ago)

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac) at 7:57 4 Feb 18

Terror of the word cunt

Lobbed one of these at a guy who wouldn't let me merge in traffic the other day. Guess I had misperceived some sort of cultural moment where we had brought this into a less fraught usage. My passenger and life partner offered a terse and uncompromising correction. May still be some time yet, lads.

― how's life, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 11:27 (eight years ago)

Superheroes
Super Bowls
Superbad
Superfortress

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 11:28 (eight years ago)

tex-mex
the monroe doctrine
paintball
muddin'
american exceptionalism
gallagher
prosperity gospel
npr tote bags

― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:05 (eight years ago)

laser tag

― change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:00 (eight years ago)

RVs

― ciderpress, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:16 (eight years ago)

Lobbed one of these at a guy who wouldn't let me merge in traffic the other day. Guess I had misperceived some sort of cultural moment where we had brought this into a less fraught usage. My passenger and life partner offered a terse and uncompromising correction. May still be some time yet, lads.

fuck up cunt

― Haribo Hancock (sic), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 21:13 (eight years ago)

npr tote bags

― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 4:05 AM (nine hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

itt chinese things

― infinity (∞), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 21:17 (eight years ago)

weird old dudes that call their wife "mother"
super big gulps

― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 10 February 2018 11:10 (eight years ago)

fat kids

― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Saturday, 10 February 2018 16:26 (eight years ago)

Ahistorical nonsense disproven by the most cursory of searches

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17355779/

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 February 2018 16:34 (eight years ago)

That appalling "podcast voice"

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:24 (eight years ago)

you're going to need to narrow that down

― Haribo Hancock (sic), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:44 (eight years ago)

the mind goes first to Sarah Koenig or Ira Glass but then a soft whisper "oh no, it gets worse" then you remember Jad Abumrad

― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Saturday, 10 February 2018 22:03 (eight years ago)

.....all American podcast voices are the same and i cannot listen to American podcasts as a consequence

Dead serious

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 February 2018 23:42 (eight years ago)

i struggle tbh

― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 02:51 (eight years ago)

Jews

― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 05:52 (eight years ago)

Ice water

― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 05:52 (eight years ago)

Kraft singles

― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 05:53 (eight years ago)

the mind goes first to Sarah Koenig or Ira Glass but then a soft whisper "oh no, it gets worse" then you remember Jad Abumrad

― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Saturday, February 10, 2018 5:03 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The fact that Ira Glass, Jad Abumrad, Peter Sagal are (1) not all the same person and (2) all have jobs in fucking RADIO often boggles my mind

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 11 February 2018 05:57 (eight years ago)

It’s not like we ban Jews from the radio just for sounding Jewish!

― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 06:40 (eight years ago)

I for one find the nasally-inflected tones of my co-religionists from Ashkenaz quite soothing

― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 06:42 (eight years ago)

melted butter as a dip for steaks

― startled macropod (MatthewK), Sunday, 11 February 2018 06:52 (eight years ago)

PBJ
BLT
fluffernutter
frosting
cookie dough

― startled macropod (MatthewK), Sunday, 11 February 2018 06:53 (eight years ago)

red turning indicators on cars
nine inch plastic bumpers
stick shift on the steering column

― startled macropod (MatthewK), Sunday, 11 February 2018 06:55 (eight years ago)

malt liquor
crack

― startled macropod (MatthewK), Sunday, 11 February 2018 06:56 (eight years ago)

What color are rear turn signals in other countries?!

― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 06:57 (eight years ago)

http://historygarage.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/left1.jpg
... most of the world

― startled macropod (MatthewK), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:01 (eight years ago)

also, specifying race on registration forms etc. And statistics broken down by race.

― startled macropod (MatthewK), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:02 (eight years ago)

I’ll read this tomorrow

https://crashstats.nhtsa.dot.gov/Api/Public/ViewPublication/811115

― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:08 (eight years ago)

The wrong amount of tax being deducted from your pay check throughout the year, then getting some back or being asked for more at the end of the year.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:39 (eight years ago)

Saying 'how funny' with dead eyes

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:39 (eight years ago)

81. S'mores

― Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:44 (eight years ago)

― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:56 (eight years ago)

81.5. “sock” as a verb

― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:58 (eight years ago)

d'oh, buried in the fold on zing

― Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 11 February 2018 09:18 (eight years ago)

81. just pouring any old fuckin' amount of booze into a drink at a bar

― Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 11 February 2018 09:19 (eight years ago)

83. “thank you for your service”

― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 09:28 (eight years ago)

Jesus yeah

And making service staff grovelsmile

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:03 (eight years ago)

85. pretty darn good craft beer!
86. pretty darn good cheeseburgers!

― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:13 (eight years ago)

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