fucking hell
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 December 2017 07:05 (eight years ago)
bit of a delayed reaction there
― shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Thursday, 21 December 2017 13:45 (eight years ago)
no
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)
almost time for the racist day, folks
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 January 2018 08:57 (eight years ago)
not that you would know
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 January 2018 08:58 (eight years ago)
i had to explain it to someone from hong kong the other day. tried to be neutral but only made it six words in.
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 15 January 2018 09:24 (eight years ago)
Ozzest Bum Chundred, morelike
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Monday, 15 January 2018 10:19 (eight years ago)
^^ exclusive to Triple M on the big day
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 January 2018 10:21 (eight years ago)
guess which former prime minister today suggested that english colonisation (and the associated open air prison) was good for indigenous people (what with all the murdering and the massacres and the smallpox and the loss of their lands and cultures and the stolen generation and the lack of representation and the continual racism today and the continual high imprisonment rates and the continual low life expectancy)
you'll never guess
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Monday, 22 January 2018 10:34 (eight years ago)
clue: it actually wasn't the ghost of Edward 'Toby Tosspot' Barton
jug-eared bloke, recently headbutted?
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Monday, 22 January 2018 10:53 (eight years ago)
not recently enough
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Monday, 22 January 2018 11:05 (eight years ago)
- people getting shirty about the hottest100 being moved forget it wasnt on Oz day when it first started up- neither was Oz day a holiday on 26th until 19 fucking 94. Tradition my rosy arse.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 22 January 2018 22:44 (eight years ago)
The Australian Zeitgeist Tracking Thread
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 00:18 (eight years ago)
people also forget it wasn't shit when it started up, but it has been since 1993
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 00:19 (eight years ago)
Indeed. Also I didnt know til just now that they stole the whole idea frmo 4ZZZ in the first place.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 00:19 (eight years ago)
put a youth top hits rock music countdown on australia day: “disrespectful”move a youth top hits rock music countdown away from australia day: “disrespectful”
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 06:26 (eight years ago)
as always, a big cheerio to Hobart's Astro 'Funknukl' Labe
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 08:18 (eight years ago)
apparently there was a cabinet which contained files about a cabinet and the files in the cabinet about a cabinet got leaked in what’s called “the cabinet files” and the cabinet got angry about the cabinet and now the files in the cabinet about the cabinet are safely back inside the cabinet and i have not followed any of this
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 4 February 2018 11:22 (eight years ago)
still in shock upon reading the news that someone would have sex with barnaby joyce
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Monday, 12 February 2018 10:25 (eight years ago)
reckon barnaby joyce is rooted fyi
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 09:55 (eight years ago)
couldn’t happen to a worse piece of shit
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 09:57 (eight years ago)
dud root
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 10:35 (eight years ago)
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This statement ignores the existence of tony abbot
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 11:04 (eight years ago)
oh fuck
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 11:16 (eight years ago)
somehow you are both correct
― estela, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 11:54 (eight years ago)
I dont need to be reminded ANY of that lot have sex, thanks very much, my eyes the goggles etc
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:18 (eight years ago)
Malcolm rocked a hot pink tie to the joint press conference with trump although I can’t believe it didn’t turn brown considering how far up trumps arse he was.
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Friday, 23 February 2018 19:49 (eight years ago)
he's always up somebody's arse
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 23 February 2018 23:26 (eight years ago)
malcolm tunnelbum
malcolm: we have had a lot of success with guns not killing everyone but I would not be so presumptuous to advise our american friends this
also malcolm: yes mr trump reducing corporate tax rates are a good idea, I am onto this
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:33 (eight years ago)
This was the week I learned that the name of the Australian ambassador to the U.S. is Joe Hockey.
Which is strange, because I thought that was our ambassador from Canada.
― pplains, Saturday, 24 February 2018 01:30 (eight years ago)
he’s a fuckwit too
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 24 February 2018 01:46 (eight years ago)
he’s the guy who said poor people don’t drive cars
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 24 February 2018 01:47 (eight years ago)
More like Bull Hockey!
― pplains, Saturday, 24 February 2018 03:35 (eight years ago)
he divided the population into ‘lifters’ and ‘leaners’ and then gifted the ‘lifters’ and took the ‘leaners’ to the cleaners
― estela, Saturday, 24 February 2018 04:11 (eight years ago)
and the ‘lifters’ turned out to be rich fucks who enjoy the uplift of institutionalised corruption, and the ‘leaners’ turned out to be everyone who couldn’t find a job because of his shit policies
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 24 February 2018 04:22 (eight years ago)
So the right country racist won?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 25 February 2018 21:37 (eight years ago)
the country racist party
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 25 February 2018 21:55 (eight years ago)
This just sent out from @NolaMarinoMP’s office.....and then recalled! @Barnaby_Joyce @TonyAbbottMHR 🤨 @SkyNewsAust pic.twitter.com/C7ZM5s4WdM— Laura Jayes (@ljayes) February 25, 2018
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 25 February 2018 22:06 (eight years ago)
Hes a country member.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 26 February 2018 02:50 (eight years ago)
I remember.
― Vernon Locke, Monday, 26 February 2018 05:16 (eight years ago)
thanking u
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 26 February 2018 08:13 (eight years ago)
the fearless moderate prime minister made it to the mardi gras and (I presume) told the LGBTQI community how wonderful it was that he personally delivered marriage equality
a heartwarming moment
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 3 March 2018 12:57 (eight years ago)
he made some “everyone got to have their say” comment, he’s a tone deaf wankbox
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 3 March 2018 20:00 (eight years ago)
yes, everyone has to have their say
it would be wrong if B. Thompson of Smiggin Holes, NSW was not listened to (he believes that gays should be lynched)
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 3 March 2018 23:09 (eight years ago)
NATIONAL TIIIIIILES
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 17:58 (eight years ago)
IT'S ON
(maybe)
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 April 2018 10:53 (eight years ago)
every time i come back to australia something massively shit happens
― karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 5 April 2018 11:22 (eight years ago)
*every time LITERALLY ANY TIME AT ALL something massively shit happensstraya
― karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 5 April 2018 11:23 (eight years ago)