https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nintchdbpict0002471247541.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:11 (nine years ago)
xp something something wretched hive of scum and villainy okay that's enough star wars for now
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:11 (nine years ago)
dunno where you're getting your info but we're a bunch of cunts tbh
this positive feedback is coming from a bunch of cunts so
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 11:05 (nine years ago)
'the feedback is coming from inside the cunt'
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 11:12 (nine years ago)
well... better fire up this thread again
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:13 (nine years ago)
fondly looking towards the socialist utopias of the south pacific
― Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:15 (nine years ago)
** slightly competent (and slightly racist) labor opposition** er...
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:16 (nine years ago)
fondly looking towards the unspoiled, ungoverned vistas of tharsis
http://media-channel.nationalgeographic.com/media/uploads/photos/content/photo/2016/08/29/MARS_Helmets_DL.jpg
― years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:18 (nine years ago)
bingo
the scourge is clearly English people and their descendants
― Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:18 (nine years ago)
on mars we'll all be martians
psyched tbh
― years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:20 (nine years ago)
Mars must be kept clean of Englishes, the virus must be contained imo
― Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:24 (nine years ago)
i'm all for it tbh
― years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:26 (nine years ago)
I should study Martian law in the hope of being called to the Mars Bar.
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:37 (nine years ago)
mars is a lawless place - better to knuckle down on learning the music of bruce willis in the hope of landing a gig as bruno mars
― years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:44 (nine years ago)
united in our being ruled by rupert fucking murdoch whatever happens
― fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:53 (nine years ago)
this is where we discuss ben stokes, criminal
― imago, Thursday, 28 September 2017 00:59 (eight years ago)
/ ben stokes, strong-armed hero of progressive england
― imago, Thursday, 28 September 2017 11:04 (eight years ago)
ben stokes, strong-armed hero of progressive england
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2HgPKJP2x4
― Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 1 October 2017 10:11 (eight years ago)
can't believe they couldn't catch this during the nets session in Amsterdam
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/30/21/44E6C13A00000578-4936954-image-a-1_1506802410537.jpg
― Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 1 October 2017 10:13 (eight years ago)
to think of all the lol penalty shootout jokes
maybe saturday, hey
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 09:57 (seven years ago)
the croats will see this one through, surely
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 July 2018 00:46 (seven years ago)
[desperately tries to pivot this thread back to a little bit of politics]
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Monday, 9 July 2018 12:41 (seven years ago)
must admit that I've only had limited time to keep tabs on how little old England is going but I'm only seeing positive news stories such as Greggs now offering home delivery (thank you to the friends of the Cape at LADBible)
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 November 2018 11:01 (seven years ago)
again, I'm still not quite up to speed on news coming from jolly old England - but I'm sure it's still all positive, based on the gamechanger that is Morrisons' Christmas Dinner In a Giant Cornish Pasty (thanks again to the friends of the Cape at LADBible)
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 09:54 (seven years ago)
I want it, badly.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 10:35 (seven years ago)
hearing something about 'no confidence' for some reason, but I am confident that M&S' Foot Long Pigs In Blankets will be a big seller this Christmas (thank again to the friends of the Cape at LADBible)
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 09:37 (seven years ago)
i love how may’s future will be decided in a “lightning speed” party room spill over t w o h o u r s. they are totally amateurs at this spill thing.
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 09:42 (seven years ago)
Well, it's 2019, and I would expect that England is speeding towards to an exciting future, much like the lad caught driving his car at 123mph to get a kebab (thanks as always to the friends of the Cape at LADbible.)
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Monday, 14 January 2019 09:02 (seven years ago)
We regret to advise that the Cape of Good Hope has been forced to cut ties with LADbible after they published two stories on this 'Brexit' thing
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 09:10 (seven years ago)
Ironically, I am currently eating a pasty.
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 09:11 (seven years ago)
I’m in a cheap yakitori joint in Sapporo, they are playing fairport convention this seems as good a moment as any to pour one out for lol England.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 11:57 (seven years ago)
Aww :)
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 11:58 (seven years ago)
here we fucking go!!!!
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 10:56 (six years ago)
you hate to see it
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 11:07 (six years ago)
if we play this right and dont get sucked in we'll own these clowns but christmas
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 11:11 (six years ago)
Now we both have blind idiots for prime ministers
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 11:14 (six years ago)
boris meeting scoot morrison will probably suck the universe into a black hole of utter fucking deadshittedness
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 11:19 (six years ago)
Just finished s2 of Fleabag, read the Fleabag thread, so much hand-wringing because she sounds/is posh
― And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 01:37 (six years ago)
ok polling it
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 08:30 (six years ago)
well not much happening there is it
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 11:05 (six years ago)
Another blow to a Tory! (Thanks as always to our friends at The LAD Bible.)
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 September 2019 11:08 (six years ago)
Must admit that I didn't realise that Brexit was all part of a scheme to obtain a discount on Tim Tams.
PM @BorisJohnson on the commencement of free trade agreement talks between the UK and Australia 🇬🇧🇦🇺 pic.twitter.com/WxqaZdqL5q— UK Prime Minister (@10DowningStreet) June 17, 2020
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 11:09 (five years ago)
He can have the Tim rams if we can get zero tariffs on scampi fries.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 13:20 (five years ago)
just bumping this thread for no particular reason
(sorry)
― Keep the Aspidistra TikToking (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 13:09 (three years ago)