closeted gay man who has been banging on about leaving the liberal party for 400 years surprises everyone by leaving the liberal party
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 02:34 (nine years ago)
netflix is going up by two dollars! TWO DOLLARS!! smash everything, kill everyone, burn everything to the fuckin' ground
― blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 July 2017 12:23 (eight years ago)
$12 + gst = $13.20. so why's it $14????? they didn't say what the extra 80c is for!! THEY DIDN'T SAY
― blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 July 2017 12:28 (eight years ago)
how about ol J. Edgar Tuber running the super department of guaranteed fuck-ups
― Basil-flavoured Zempilas (haitch), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 04:21 (eight years ago)
And dont start me on Larissa and ScottyLud. Y u braek hart guys
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 06:08 (eight years ago)
are you being governed down under
― blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 06:42 (eight years ago)
not as such.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 07:11 (eight years ago)
http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/20/postal-vote-for-gay-marriage-has-unfortunate-bumsex-barcode-6941087/
― thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 11:04 (eight years ago)
amazing
― dicnic at wanging cock (haitch), Sunday, 24 September 2017 07:20 (eight years ago)
usual brainwashing from the extreme left sex brigade
― Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 September 2017 11:06 (eight years ago)
:D
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 20:08 (eight years ago)
MACKLEMORE VS TONY ABBOTT IN AUSTRALIAN RAP BEEF
I am still screaming, this is incredible stuff from Toney.
― Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 22:25 (eight years ago)
what a fucking stupid country this is
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 October 2017 03:54 (eight years ago)
I have really enjoyed the last hour, though. Seeing Joyce, Nash and Roberts getting thoroughly shat on has been a tonic. Shame about Canavan, though, would have liked to see him buried in peat.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 27 October 2017 04:35 (eight years ago)
national anthem now endless calliope music
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 27 October 2017 05:18 (eight years ago)
This is a joy
― shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Friday, 27 October 2017 07:30 (eight years ago)
Scott Ludlam may have accidentally brought down the government (at least for a weekend) just by not deliberately flauting the law
― shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Friday, 27 October 2017 07:32 (eight years ago)
I'm calling it: Barnaby Joyce is getting the arse for being a Kiwi is THE GREATEST ROCKTOBER MIRACLE OF ALL TIME.
― Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Friday, 27 October 2017 08:56 (eight years ago)
I can't stop laughing, I don't think I'll ever stop laughing.
― Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Friday, 27 October 2017 08:57 (eight years ago)
It's probably a piss-poor way to run a country but the Parliament of Australia sure is fun to follow.
― Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Friday, 27 October 2017 08:58 (eight years ago)
“allow me to introduce my newest senator, fr– oh wait”
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 November 2017 01:21 (eight years ago)
tee hee
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 13 November 2017 02:24 (eight years ago)
Clown college, I tells ya.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 13 November 2017 03:00 (eight years ago)
still not as embarrassing as the presser with old sex shop mate running for the state seat
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Monday, 13 November 2017 08:40 (eight years ago)
a radio station has moved a countdown to a different day
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 27 November 2017 21:02 (eight years ago)
not for the first time
― shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Monday, 27 November 2017 21:33 (eight years ago)
this time is UNACCEPTABLE to people who don’t listen to the radio station
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 27 November 2017 21:41 (eight years ago)
Senator James Paterson says he's more of an EDM man before asking in #SenateQT about JJJ shifting the Hottest 100 away from Australia Day.— Matt Coughlan (@CoughlanMatt) November 28, 2017
well then
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 11:18 (eight years ago)
fucking hell
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 December 2017 07:05 (eight years ago)
bit of a delayed reaction there
― shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Thursday, 21 December 2017 13:45 (eight years ago)
no
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)
almost time for the racist day, folks
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 January 2018 08:57 (eight years ago)
not that you would know
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 January 2018 08:58 (eight years ago)
i had to explain it to someone from hong kong the other day. tried to be neutral but only made it six words in.
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 15 January 2018 09:24 (eight years ago)
Ozzest Bum Chundred, morelike
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Monday, 15 January 2018 10:19 (eight years ago)
^^ exclusive to Triple M on the big day
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 January 2018 10:21 (eight years ago)
guess which former prime minister today suggested that english colonisation (and the associated open air prison) was good for indigenous people (what with all the murdering and the massacres and the smallpox and the loss of their lands and cultures and the stolen generation and the lack of representation and the continual racism today and the continual high imprisonment rates and the continual low life expectancy)
you'll never guess
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Monday, 22 January 2018 10:34 (eight years ago)
clue: it actually wasn't the ghost of Edward 'Toby Tosspot' Barton
jug-eared bloke, recently headbutted?
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Monday, 22 January 2018 10:53 (eight years ago)
not recently enough
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Monday, 22 January 2018 11:05 (eight years ago)
- people getting shirty about the hottest100 being moved forget it wasnt on Oz day when it first started up- neither was Oz day a holiday on 26th until 19 fucking 94. Tradition my rosy arse.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 22 January 2018 22:44 (eight years ago)
The Australian Zeitgeist Tracking Thread
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 00:18 (eight years ago)
people also forget it wasn't shit when it started up, but it has been since 1993
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 00:19 (eight years ago)
Indeed. Also I didnt know til just now that they stole the whole idea frmo 4ZZZ in the first place.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 00:19 (eight years ago)
put a youth top hits rock music countdown on australia day: “disrespectful”move a youth top hits rock music countdown away from australia day: “disrespectful”
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 06:26 (eight years ago)
as always, a big cheerio to Hobart's Astro 'Funknukl' Labe
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 08:18 (eight years ago)
apparently there was a cabinet which contained files about a cabinet and the files in the cabinet about a cabinet got leaked in what’s called “the cabinet files” and the cabinet got angry about the cabinet and now the files in the cabinet about the cabinet are safely back inside the cabinet and i have not followed any of this
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 4 February 2018 11:22 (eight years ago)
still in shock upon reading the news that someone would have sex with barnaby joyce
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Monday, 12 February 2018 10:25 (eight years ago)
reckon barnaby joyce is rooted fyi
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 09:55 (eight years ago)
couldn’t happen to a worse piece of shit
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 09:57 (eight years ago)