i for one am excited to determine the fate of the australian building and construction commission

these ministerial rorts while vulnerable members of our society are considering suicide over this fucking centrelink debacle

m8 you don't understand, the poor are bleeding this country dry with all their accrued debt that doesn't exist

if only they respected taxpayers' money, like sussan ley

welp another LNP 46 / ALP 54 2PP poll result

LIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBSSSSSPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL

Malcolm "Even Less Popular Than Tone" Turnbull, folks.

sco mo fucking mentum

Libs should be smart enough to realise Tone did the damage and there's nothing to be gained by putting someone else unpopular and useless up front with 3 years to go

Libs should be smart

rest of your sentence is redundant imo

Libs should be smart enough to realise Tone did the damage and there's nothing to be gained by putting someone else unpopular and useless up front with 3 years to go

a) they aren't
b) mal is plenty unpopular and useless anyway
c) word on the street is that certain libs want to double down with potatohead boy

potatohead boy

does
not
narrow
it
down

http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/sites/sbs.com.au.comedy/files/styles/full/public/peterdutton_potato_0.jpg

please pay more attention to politics

point taken, (a) i can't see that guy being the leader of so much as a stapler and (b) they are all fucking potatoes

scott: potato
tony: potato
bronwyn: potato
barnyard: potato
george: potato
arthur: potato
the current pm (forgotten his name, the rich guy with the internets): potato

a) well I once thought onion boy couldn't lead a pair of scissors but then
b) potatohead boy has allegedly taken over the far right from onion boy
c) read a tweet about how not even scomo was mentioned in potential rollings
d) but he was
e) sorry that I cannot find the tweet
f) I think it was a genuine one
g) happy invasion day, people

also I take offence that you have forgotten malclot turnip's name

i mean this is wall to wall fucking depressing

b) mal is plenty unpopular and useless anyway

this is what I'm saying

ah yeah you did

carry on, champ

talcum murnbull: donald trump is a sensible fellow, carry on chaps

talcum mornbill: as prime minister it is not my job to find my own balls, somebody find my balls please

after 18 months of ~pointless~ it seems extraordinary for him to front the nation and say "uhhh not my job"

Talcum attacks Bridge Shanter! For the second day in a row!

Does this meant... Brunch is doing a good job?

it means trumble has lost his mind and is lashing out. he's not even saying anything of value, just indiscriminately yelling "YOU ARE" at brittle shetland

yeah you're right about Taman Shud about losing his mind

but don't worry, lots of persons of sound mind on the Coalition frontbench

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4NA5LeWEAANq_z.jpg

it's like cruft's but for dickheads

TONE IS COMING BACK

GET EXCITED

(unless you work weekends and rely on penalty rates, I would understand that you'd be less than excited by things this week)

i love how tone's list of remedies is transparently a giant load of horse shit

"we will fix australia by punishing the human rights commission" uh okay

http://image.ibb.co/crtymF/Untitled_1.jpg

superb

haw

never before has there been such a relentless procession of leaks in the news

lock thread

openly vilify entire segments of society in a major national newspaper: fine because free speech

use same platform to cry like a fucking baby when criticised: fine because free speech

be happy that he's dead: absolutely not fine stop it at once you lefty communist

I have googled bill leak and support his death

australia's already better off without him, but murdoch's the one who really needs to go. the country will transform overnight when that piece of shit dies.

omg Estela <3

btw I'd like to think things would change with Murdochs death but nah. it's too ingrained now. Bolt or someone will gloop into the hole he leaves like a ... big ugly toxic gloop.

true but all the cash murdoch keeps throwing at his loss-making propaganda will probably be cauterised by whomever succeeds him, since the majority of news corp seem to be heavily against keeping his shitrags on neverending life support

well, yeah, it'll be a sad day for The Australian's reader

he can always read the spectator

btw i'm entirely happy to assume it's a "he"

I don't think yr rong there. in fact it's prob my dad.

My lifelong leftwing father reads the australian religiously and it is affecting his brain. Every time we talk he now he goes off on whatever the latest Hobbyhorse of the paper is. 18c, safe schools, whatever. It's so depressing.

that astonishing wronghead universe in which 18c is critical to ultimate freedom but two men shouldn't marry because ~~~~~~~~reasons~~~~~~~~

ha! barnett & pauline got fucking slaughtered. currently it's lab 39 against lnp 15.

trumble is so fucked

bring back onion boy hot takes! get your bring back onion boy takes here! hot off the Murdoch press!

oh christ, like he doesn't do immense damage every time he opens his facial slit and farts words through it