<3
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 20 November 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link
And we don't even require people to vote
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 20 November 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link
so, how 'bout these ministerial rorts
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 12:24 (seven years ago) link
these ministerial rorts while vulnerable members of our society are considering suicide over this fucking centrelink debacle
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 12:37 (seven years ago) link
m8 you don't understand, the poor are bleeding this country dry with all their accrued debt that doesn't exist
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 22:35 (seven years ago) link
if only they respected taxpayers' money, like sussan ley
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 22:36 (seven years ago) link
welp another LNP 46 / ALP 54 2PP poll result
LIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBSSSSSPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 10:54 (seven years ago) link
Malcolm "Even Less Popular Than Tone" Turnbull, folks.
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 10:55 (seven years ago) link
sco mo fucking mentum
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 12:48 (seven years ago) link
Libs should be smart enough to realise Tone did the damage and there's nothing to be gained by putting someone else unpopular and useless up front with 3 years to go
― (±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 05:55 (seven years ago) link
Libs should be smart
rest of your sentence is redundant imo
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 05:57 (seven years ago) link
a) they aren'tb) mal is plenty unpopular and useless anywayc) word on the street is that certain libs want to double down with potatohead boy
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 10:32 (seven years ago) link
potatohead boy
doesnotnarrowitdown
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 13:23 (seven years ago) link
http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/sites/sbs.com.au.comedy/files/styles/full/public/peterdutton_potato_0.jpg
please pay more attention to politics
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 13:54 (seven years ago) link
point taken, (a) i can't see that guy being the leader of so much as a stapler and (b) they are all fucking potatoes
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:25 (seven years ago) link
scott: potatotony: potatobronwyn: potatobarnyard: potatogeorge: potatoarthur: potatothe current pm (forgotten his name, the rich guy with the internets): potato
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:31 (seven years ago) link
a) well I once thought onion boy couldn't lead a pair of scissors but thenb) potatohead boy has allegedly taken over the far right from onion boyc) read a tweet about how not even scomo was mentioned in potential rollingsd) but he wase) sorry that I cannot find the tweetf) I think it was a genuine oneg) happy invasion day, people
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:33 (seven years ago) link
also I take offence that you have forgotten malclot turnip's name
i mean this is wall to wall fucking depressing
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:48 (seven years ago) link
b) mal is plenty unpopular and useless anyway
this is what I'm saying
― (±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Thursday, 26 January 2017 00:23 (seven years ago) link
ah yeah you did
carry on, champ
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 26 January 2017 00:42 (seven years ago) link
talcum murnbull: donald trump is a sensible fellow, carry on chaps
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Monday, 30 January 2017 09:22 (seven years ago) link
talcum mornbill: as prime minister it is not my job to find my own balls, somebody find my balls please
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Monday, 30 January 2017 10:01 (seven years ago) link
after 18 months of ~pointless~ it seems extraordinary for him to front the nation and say "uhhh not my job"
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 30 January 2017 10:22 (seven years ago) link
Talcum attacks Bridge Shanter! For the second day in a row!
Does this meant... Brunch is doing a good job?
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 February 2017 10:59 (seven years ago) link
it means trumble has lost his mind and is lashing out. he's not even saying anything of value, just indiscriminately yelling "YOU ARE" at brittle shetland
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 February 2017 11:27 (seven years ago) link
yeah you're right about Taman Shud about losing his mind
but don't worry, lots of persons of sound mind on the Coalition frontbench
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4NA5LeWEAANq_z.jpg
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 February 2017 21:03 (seven years ago) link
it's like cruft's but for dickheads
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 February 2017 21:25 (seven years ago) link
TONE IS COMING BACK
GET EXCITED
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 24 February 2017 09:53 (seven years ago) link
(unless you work weekends and rely on penalty rates, I would understand that you'd be less than excited by things this week)
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 24 February 2017 09:54 (seven years ago) link
i love how tone's list of remedies is transparently a giant load of horse shit
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 25 February 2017 23:02 (seven years ago) link
"we will fix australia by punishing the human rights commission" uh okay
http://image.ibb.co/crtymF/Untitled_1.jpg
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Friday, 10 March 2017 03:45 (seven years ago) link
superb
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 10 March 2017 07:30 (seven years ago) link
haw
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 10 March 2017 09:30 (seven years ago) link
never before has there been such a relentless procession of leaks in the news
― estela, Friday, 10 March 2017 10:24 (seven years ago) link
lock thread
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 10 March 2017 10:28 (seven years ago) link
openly vilify entire segments of society in a major national newspaper: fine because free speech
use same platform to cry like a fucking baby when criticised: fine because free speech
be happy that he's dead: absolutely not fine stop it at once you lefty communist
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 01:44 (seven years ago) link
I have googled bill leak and support his death
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 11 March 2017 03:05 (seven years ago) link
australia's already better off without him, but murdoch's the one who really needs to go. the country will transform overnight when that piece of shit dies.
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 05:49 (seven years ago) link
omg Estela <3
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 11 March 2017 06:08 (seven years ago) link
btw I'd like to think things would change with Murdochs death but nah. it's too ingrained now. Bolt or someone will gloop into the hole he leaves like a ... big ugly toxic gloop.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 11 March 2017 06:10 (seven years ago) link
true but all the cash murdoch keeps throwing at his loss-making propaganda will probably be cauterised by whomever succeeds him, since the majority of news corp seem to be heavily against keeping his shitrags on neverending life support
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 06:18 (seven years ago) link
well, yeah, it'll be a sad day for The Australian's reader
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 11 March 2017 06:55 (seven years ago) link
he can always read the spectator
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 07:03 (seven years ago) link
btw i'm entirely happy to assume it's a "he"
I don't think yr rong there. in fact it's prob my dad.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 11 March 2017 07:41 (seven years ago) link
My lifelong leftwing father reads the australian religiously and it is affecting his brain. Every time we talk he now he goes off on whatever the latest Hobbyhorse of the paper is. 18c, safe schools, whatever. It's so depressing.
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Saturday, 11 March 2017 11:13 (seven years ago) link
that astonishing wronghead universe in which 18c is critical to ultimate freedom but two men shouldn't marry because ~~~~~~~~reasons~~~~~~~~
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 11:20 (seven years ago) link
ha! barnett & pauline got fucking slaughtered. currently it's lab 39 against lnp 15.
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 13:32 (seven years ago) link