i for one am excited to determine the fate of the australian building and construction commission

people who take rejection very well and don't try to get revenge afterwards: kevin rudd

Mr Rudd had previously received vocal support from former Liberal leader Brendan Nelson, though South Australian Liberal senator Cory Bernardi had urged his colleagues not to endorse a "dysfunctional", "vengeful", "unstable", "megalomaniac" like Mr Rudd.

I mean

one seat majority babey

part of that one seat majority: george christensen

ugh

and good ol' onion boy

fuck

Sources have confirmed the Federal Cabinet voted 11 to 10 in favour of nominating Rudd but it was Prime Minister who made the final decision not to support him

oh man I had missed Kevern related cabinet leaks

remember when it was such a good idea to hold a double dissolution

[points out that Ricky Muir, The People's Senator, is no longer and the house of review is populated by One Nation nutbags going off about global warming conspiracies]

anyway here's more outright racist guff from potatohead boy

we're three years into what america is about to enter

give us a wave

hugs is more appropriate tbh

so hugs

<3

And we don't even require people to vote

so, how 'bout these ministerial rorts

these ministerial rorts while vulnerable members of our society are considering suicide over this fucking centrelink debacle

m8 you don't understand, the poor are bleeding this country dry with all their accrued debt that doesn't exist

if only they respected taxpayers' money, like sussan ley

welp another LNP 46 / ALP 54 2PP poll result

LIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBSSSSSPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL

Malcolm "Even Less Popular Than Tone" Turnbull, folks.

sco mo fucking mentum

Libs should be smart enough to realise Tone did the damage and there's nothing to be gained by putting someone else unpopular and useless up front with 3 years to go

Libs should be smart

rest of your sentence is redundant imo

Libs should be smart enough to realise Tone did the damage and there's nothing to be gained by putting someone else unpopular and useless up front with 3 years to go

a) they aren't
b) mal is plenty unpopular and useless anyway
c) word on the street is that certain libs want to double down with potatohead boy

potatohead boy

does
not
narrow
it
down

http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/sites/sbs.com.au.comedy/files/styles/full/public/peterdutton_potato_0.jpg

please pay more attention to politics

point taken, (a) i can't see that guy being the leader of so much as a stapler and (b) they are all fucking potatoes

scott: potato
tony: potato
bronwyn: potato
barnyard: potato
george: potato
arthur: potato
the current pm (forgotten his name, the rich guy with the internets): potato

a) well I once thought onion boy couldn't lead a pair of scissors but then
b) potatohead boy has allegedly taken over the far right from onion boy
c) read a tweet about how not even scomo was mentioned in potential rollings
d) but he was
e) sorry that I cannot find the tweet
f) I think it was a genuine one
g) happy invasion day, people

also I take offence that you have forgotten malclot turnip's name

i mean this is wall to wall fucking depressing

b) mal is plenty unpopular and useless anyway

this is what I'm saying

ah yeah you did

carry on, champ

talcum murnbull: donald trump is a sensible fellow, carry on chaps

talcum mornbill: as prime minister it is not my job to find my own balls, somebody find my balls please

after 18 months of ~pointless~ it seems extraordinary for him to front the nation and say "uhhh not my job"

Talcum attacks Bridge Shanter! For the second day in a row!

Does this meant... Brunch is doing a good job?

it means trumble has lost his mind and is lashing out. he's not even saying anything of value, just indiscriminately yelling "YOU ARE" at brittle shetland

yeah you're right about Taman Shud about losing his mind

but don't worry, lots of persons of sound mind on the Coalition frontbench

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4NA5LeWEAANq_z.jpg

it's like cruft's but for dickheads

TONE IS COMING BACK

GET EXCITED

(unless you work weekends and rely on penalty rates, I would understand that you'd be less than excited by things this week)

i love how tone's list of remedies is transparently a giant load of horse shit

"we will fix australia by punishing the human rights commission" uh okay

http://image.ibb.co/crtymF/Untitled_1.jpg

superb

haw

never before has there been such a relentless procession of leaks in the news

lock thread

openly vilify entire segments of society in a major national newspaper: fine because free speech

use same platform to cry like a fucking baby when criticised: fine because free speech

be happy that he's dead: absolutely not fine stop it at once you lefty communist