CAPTAIN DEVEREUX

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But that's back, my swing's back where I want it to be, so hopefully I can continue crunching India around the park.

u have wiked together fiords (imago), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 10:52 (eleven years ago)

I would've needed a vom and a lie down if watson had hit the winning runs, str8 up

gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Sunday, 29 March 2015 11:03 (eleven years ago)

^^ real talk, was hoping even maxwell would get bumped up the order to prevent all possibility of dis

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Monday, 30 March 2015 07:49 (eleven years ago)

three months pass...

just going to bump this because

never heard of this Mark Knobfler bloke (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 July 2015 13:08 (ten years ago)

no joe root thread btw tells you something

never heard of this Mark Knobfler bloke (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 July 2015 13:08 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

obstructing the field!! o u foul aussie swines!

(i agree with smith and the umpires ftr)

Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Saturday, 5 September 2015 23:47 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

he's still only 27 wtf

imago, Saturday, 25 February 2017 13:46 (nine years ago)

SOK is a slightly better bowler than him at the moment, however.

Only chink in the armour.

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 26 February 2017 10:59 (nine years ago)

all your heroes are nsw now

imago, Sunday, 26 February 2017 11:08 (nine years ago)

all twenty wickets taken by the SYDNEY SIXERS pal

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 26 February 2017 20:51 (nine years ago)

Non-Devereux related, but check out this XI: http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/fattest-athletes-to-ever-play-cricket/news-story/796937bdeba7affca5ac6cc882919e34

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 08:43 (nine years ago)

I've been waiting for Cornwall to find a bigger audience

imago, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 11:04 (nine years ago)

Brilliant move from Devereux, letting the GOAT bowl 8/50 today.

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 4 March 2017 11:41 (nine years ago)

Sri Lanka pissing themselves laughing atm

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Saturday, 4 March 2017 12:16 (nine years ago)

Glenn Maxwell?

THE Glenn Maxwell?

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:13 (nine years ago)

This has been a tour for the surreal.

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:13 (nine years ago)

the slightly smaller show

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:41 (nine years ago)

thought this'd be where it all fell apart, devereux has instilled grit. just need to sort out swinging english pitches next lol

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Monday, 20 March 2017 11:35 (nine years ago)

this is some full bradman runscoring

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Saturday, 25 March 2017 12:23 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

been away from the cricket world for a week, good timing

milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:04 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpKmJCLSIQk

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:12 (eight years ago)

remain shocked at the possibility that david warner is a terrible shit bloke

milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:15 (eight years ago)

The Reverend has been defrocked

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:24 (eight years ago)

RIP

imago, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 10:35 (eight years ago)

Glenn Maxwell is replacing Steve Smith

I'M DYING

milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:15 (eight years ago)

Boof lives, much like those cockroaches in a nuclear blast.

milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:16 (eight years ago)

THEY'RE OFF TO CRICKET GAOL

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 08:55 (eight years ago)

some mention of the possibility that Boof is talking to his lawyers before jumping ship/being forced to walk the gangplank. Either way he's a lucky lad

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 08:58 (eight years ago)

the tim paine era, babey... get excited

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:08 (eight years ago)

Why not Lyon

imago, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:09 (eight years ago)

not keen on any more line headbutting presumably

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:11 (eight years ago)

well the thing is that Lyon was suggested by some writers for the Vice Captain role back when Smith was made captain, by dint of being a good team guy and not being batshit stupid like Warner

YOU CAN'T HAVE A BOWLER AS CAPTAIN HOWEVER THAT IS AGAINST THE LAW

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:12 (eight years ago)

next person that suggests bringing in George Bailey as some Mike Brearley-esque specialist captain will be shot

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:14 (eight years ago)

next person that suggests Mitch Marsh will be laughed at

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:15 (eight years ago)

two months pass...

Oh, sorry, do you mean Steven Peter Devereux Smith of the Toronto Nationals?

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Monday, 4 June 2018 09:32 (eight years ago)

I'm still trying to get my head around The Theory & Practice of Coaching By Justin Langer btw.

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Monday, 4 June 2018 09:35 (eight years ago)

I assumed that Canada thing was a hilarious Twitter joke, but it's real ffs

imago, Monday, 4 June 2018 09:39 (eight years ago)

I knew Langer's appointment would deliver on the psychobabble but this is better than I could possible have imagined!

Neil S, Monday, 4 June 2018 10:06 (eight years ago)

three weeks pass...

IMPORTANT QUESTION:
Should the highly enjoyable activity of enjoying a quiet beer on one's own, especially but not exclusively whilst on holiday, be known as

— Frith 🍃 (@pluckyloser) June 28, 2018

Neil S, Thursday, 28 June 2018 10:45 (seven years ago)

Lonely Devereux just thinking baout things

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 June 2018 12:18 (seven years ago)

he did well for Toronto, the good people of Toronto can be very proud of their XI

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 June 2018 12:19 (seven years ago)

a solid 61

Neil S, Friday, 29 June 2018 12:48 (seven years ago)

The good burghers of Winnipeg may be questioning the hype around 'The Bull', however.

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:28 (seven years ago)

Cam Bancroft, meanwhile, is taking up arms for the Desert Blaze of the Northern Territory T20 Strike League btw.

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:30 (seven years ago)


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