^never gets old
― underground louvres (haitch), Friday, 26 July 2013 23:41 (twelve years ago)
never before in history did a man have to do something slight embarrassing to keep his new wife happy
― more like "Stuart O'Fraud" (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 27 July 2013 00:13 (twelve years ago)
"operation wotevz
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 29 July 2013 14:13 (twelve years ago)
"
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 29 July 2013 14:15 (twelve years ago)
morrison's visit was in tents
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 07:48 (twelve years ago)
it seems to have taken its toll
it's hard to gauge the in tent city from here
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 07:49 (twelve years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BQZw37hCcAA1MKp.jpg
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 07:53 (twelve years ago)
Fucking Scott Morrison. I wish there was a deed poll thing where you could change OTHER people's names. He's fucking it up for every other Morrison everywhere.
Australia Votes 2013 is basically this, tagline included:http://jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/alien_vs_predator_quad_movie_poster_l.jpg
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 09:51 (twelve years ago)
Only without the redeeming presence of Lance Henriksen
scott morrison is absolute human waste
― underground louvres (haitch), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 10:06 (twelve years ago)
just wanna sew him to corky bernardi in a sort of human centipede moebius strip arrangement
― underground louvres (haitch), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 10:08 (twelve years ago)
he is the perfect example of a person whose general demeanour is burned into their face. meanest, most impatient, most hateful creature in politics atm.
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 10:11 (twelve years ago)
i.e. you just know he has spent his entire life just scowling at things
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 10:12 (twelve years ago)
guys guys guys let's focus on the bigger political news story of the day: http://www.couriermail.com.au/questnews/afl-star-and-political-wannabe-warwick-capper-says-swanny8217s-8220old-news8221-and-krudd8217s-as-82168217ugly-as-a-dirt-road82178217/story-fni9r0hy-1226686498874
― more like "Stuart O'Fraud" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 10:16 (twelve years ago)
meanest, most impatient, most hateful creature in politics atm
tough call in a world which also contains sophie mirabella
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 23:20 (twelve years ago)
don't start me on ms i-hate-everyone-but-stop-picking-on-greeks
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 23:29 (twelve years ago)
Australia Votes 2013 is basically this, tagline included:― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, July 30, 2013 9:51 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, July 30, 2013 9:51 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It's been done (sadly only reference I can find), I remember seeing this particular one. http://vdeepakis.blogspot.com.au/2004/10/alien-vs-predator-i-am-not-fan-of-sci.html
― Sick Rave and the Bad Speed (S-), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)
still the best mirabella takedown: http://andrewelder.blogspot.com.au/2011/10/passion-of-sophie-mirabella.html
― underground louvres (haitch), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:15 (twelve years ago)
I'm finding that blog hard to read, his thoughts are all over the place.
― It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:19 (twelve years ago)
Australia's Rice Paper Queen versus George Calloumbariss (sic): http://www.goodfood.com.au/good-food/food-news/miss-chu-scorches-souvlaki-king-george-calombaris-20130830-2sv43.html?rand=1377834165658
― hipster racist (King Boy Pato), Friday, 30 August 2013 12:45 (twelve years ago)
they do a fukkn good souv I'll tell u dat
― 'SPIRIT OF TRUCK' (haitch), Saturday, 31 August 2013 23:24 (twelve years ago)
Is this because she painted something on a wall and he also painted something on a wall?Baz Location Deagon Date and time August 30, 2013, 3:19PM
― 'SPIRIT OF TRUCK' (haitch), Saturday, 31 August 2013 23:29 (twelve years ago)
you know who else paints things on a wall?
every other fucken restaurant in australia
― hipster racist (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 1 September 2013 12:36 (twelve years ago)
/!\ SMORGYS BUNDOORA UP IN FLAMES /!\
it's funny cos it was a 'restaurant' with a fake volcano atop the site of a real (dormant) volcano
― spring has sprung the grass is risible (haitch), Sunday, 8 September 2013 06:07 (twelve years ago)
LOL good luck AUS.
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/archive/politics/no-more-dole-tony-abbott-warns-the-under-30s/story-e6frgczf-1225856154348
― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 7 October 2013 00:04 (twelve years ago)
Wait, ignore me, I jumped on someone else showing me this without paying attention to the fact its from 2010, fuckin hell.
― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 7 October 2013 00:13 (twelve years ago)
This should solve that problem
http://gawker.com/5823839/never-visit-a-murdoch-website-again-with-this-helpful-browser-add+on
― badg, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 16:17 (twelve years ago)
how many times is it possible to squeeze the phrase "poofter bastard" into an article?
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/mp-geoff-shaw-ridiculed-as-poofter-bastard-at-liberal-fundraiser-20131111-2xb3q.html
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Monday, 11 November 2013 02:04 (twelve years ago)
this just in: giannopoulos has trademarked 'poofter bastard'
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 11 November 2013 02:08 (twelve years ago)
Coming soon to Channel Nine: Poofs Out of Work.
― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 11 November 2013 02:17 (twelve years ago)
(boy is this conversation going to look eyebrow raising to ppl without its context)
― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 11 November 2013 02:18 (twelve years ago)
poofs out of wedlock surely
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Monday, 11 November 2013 02:19 (twelve years ago)
Ha.
― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 11 November 2013 02:34 (twelve years ago)
g30ff sh@w is a w!f3b3@t3r
― LubricatedGoatVEVO (haitch), Monday, 11 November 2013 05:01 (twelve years ago)
If thats in the papes why goog it?
― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 11 November 2013 05:59 (twelve years ago)
one of my best friends is Australian
― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Monday, 11 November 2013 09:18 (twelve years ago)
now say something about dingoes
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 11 November 2013 09:31 (twelve years ago)
I'm not sure it is in the papers officially!
― LubricatedGoatVEVO (haitch), Monday, 11 November 2013 09:38 (twelve years ago)
poofter bastard more printable than wif3beater shocker
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Monday, 11 November 2013 09:40 (twelve years ago)
i manage to avoid nearly all political news these days, but occasionally some fact about the coalition's utterly revolting behaviour leaks through. today it's a woman being forcefully separated from her brand new sick baby.
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 15 November 2013 02:20 (twelve years ago)
the coalition are laughing their fucking arses off at australia
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Friday, 15 November 2013 02:27 (twelve years ago)
fortunate, then, that they're making it the butt of every joke ever
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 15 November 2013 02:49 (twelve years ago)
http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/journal/drop-bears-prefer-travellers-says-study.htm#.Uofo-AGJ-Q8.twitter
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 16 November 2013 22:16 (twelve years ago)
okay not zeitgeist but should be
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 16 November 2013 22:17 (twelve years ago)
they were always 'drop tears' in my family - they'd drop down and tear the shit out of you, said one cousin
― the zaprudest film xxx (haitch), Saturday, 16 November 2013 22:52 (twelve years ago)
oh for fucks sake
http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/bachelor-party-is-what-this-country-needs-20131116-2xnrc.html
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Sunday, 17 November 2013 23:35 (twelve years ago)
U kno, that bachelor Robards guy is apparently some dodgy quack chiropracter anti vaxxer nut.
― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Sunday, 17 November 2013 23:47 (twelve years ago)
today's feral scum: 'indonesia scuttles war on people smugglers'
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 21 November 2013 01:06 (twelve years ago)
i actually do not know where to start on how fucking moronic that is