'The Australian' newspaper is available over the whole country. It, too, is terrible.
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:24 (twelve years ago)
welcome, ed
the courier-mail of brisbane is also terrible and the gold coast bulletin is ridiculous.
― estela, Friday, 26 July 2013 01:14 (twelve years ago)
Ed! Nice to welcome you to our boundless plains. Or eff off, we're full. Its one of those.
― It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Friday, 26 July 2013 01:18 (twelve years ago)
welcome to papua new guinea, ed
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 26 July 2013 01:54 (twelve years ago)
nah mate he's cool he's white
― more like "Stuart Fraud" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 26 July 2013 09:30 (twelve years ago)
you're going to be in melbs (Melbourne), iirc?
― more like "Stuart O'Fraud" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 26 July 2013 09:33 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, Preston/Thornbury borders to be precise (Or Port Moresby)
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 26 July 2013 11:01 (twelve years ago)
good area
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 26 July 2013 11:50 (twelve years ago)
I'm thinking of moving to that area myself! I'm often around there cos my band live in the area. We'll have to catch up for a pint.
― It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Friday, 26 July 2013 11:56 (twelve years ago)
we're working out where to move too
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 26 July 2013 11:56 (twelve years ago)
lol how funny would it be if we both moved and STILL ended up 2 streets away from each other (and still never bumped into each other haha)
― It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Friday, 26 July 2013 12:00 (twelve years ago)
haha yes
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 26 July 2013 12:01 (twelve years ago)
I look forward to it. Specifically the corner of High and Dundas although we'll move at some point because of the mongrels in the apartment building who can't seem to get their trash through the door of the trash room and into the bins. If wee do move it will be somewhere along the high street corridor most likely, because it's nice and still seems to be relatively inexpensive whilst not being that far from everything.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 26 July 2013 13:35 (twelve years ago)
Hi Strines! For the record...
http://www.okmagazine.com.au/assets/images/article/insider/14729/kyly_boldy_michael_clarke_married_main.jpg
― Neil S, Friday, 26 July 2013 15:23 (twelve years ago)
^never gets old
― underground louvres (haitch), Friday, 26 July 2013 23:41 (twelve years ago)
never before in history did a man have to do something slight embarrassing to keep his new wife happy
― more like "Stuart O'Fraud" (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 27 July 2013 00:13 (twelve years ago)
"operation wotevz
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 29 July 2013 14:13 (twelve years ago)
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― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 29 July 2013 14:15 (twelve years ago)
morrison's visit was in tents
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 07:48 (twelve years ago)
it seems to have taken its toll
it's hard to gauge the in tent city from here
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 07:49 (twelve years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BQZw37hCcAA1MKp.jpg
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 07:53 (twelve years ago)
Fucking Scott Morrison. I wish there was a deed poll thing where you could change OTHER people's names. He's fucking it up for every other Morrison everywhere.
Australia Votes 2013 is basically this, tagline included:http://jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/alien_vs_predator_quad_movie_poster_l.jpg
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 09:51 (twelve years ago)
Only without the redeeming presence of Lance Henriksen
scott morrison is absolute human waste
― underground louvres (haitch), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 10:06 (twelve years ago)
just wanna sew him to corky bernardi in a sort of human centipede moebius strip arrangement
― underground louvres (haitch), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 10:08 (twelve years ago)
he is the perfect example of a person whose general demeanour is burned into their face. meanest, most impatient, most hateful creature in politics atm.
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 10:11 (twelve years ago)
i.e. you just know he has spent his entire life just scowling at things
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 10:12 (twelve years ago)
guys guys guys let's focus on the bigger political news story of the day: http://www.couriermail.com.au/questnews/afl-star-and-political-wannabe-warwick-capper-says-swanny8217s-8220old-news8221-and-krudd8217s-as-82168217ugly-as-a-dirt-road82178217/story-fni9r0hy-1226686498874
― more like "Stuart O'Fraud" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 10:16 (twelve years ago)
meanest, most impatient, most hateful creature in politics atm
tough call in a world which also contains sophie mirabella
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 23:20 (twelve years ago)
don't start me on ms i-hate-everyone-but-stop-picking-on-greeks
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 23:29 (twelve years ago)
Australia Votes 2013 is basically this, tagline included:― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, July 30, 2013 9:51 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, July 30, 2013 9:51 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It's been done (sadly only reference I can find), I remember seeing this particular one. http://vdeepakis.blogspot.com.au/2004/10/alien-vs-predator-i-am-not-fan-of-sci.html
― Sick Rave and the Bad Speed (S-), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)
still the best mirabella takedown: http://andrewelder.blogspot.com.au/2011/10/passion-of-sophie-mirabella.html
― underground louvres (haitch), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:15 (twelve years ago)
I'm finding that blog hard to read, his thoughts are all over the place.
― It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:19 (twelve years ago)
Australia's Rice Paper Queen versus George Calloumbariss (sic): http://www.goodfood.com.au/good-food/food-news/miss-chu-scorches-souvlaki-king-george-calombaris-20130830-2sv43.html?rand=1377834165658
― hipster racist (King Boy Pato), Friday, 30 August 2013 12:45 (twelve years ago)
they do a fukkn good souv I'll tell u dat
― 'SPIRIT OF TRUCK' (haitch), Saturday, 31 August 2013 23:24 (twelve years ago)
Is this because she painted something on a wall and he also painted something on a wall?Baz Location Deagon Date and time August 30, 2013, 3:19PM
― 'SPIRIT OF TRUCK' (haitch), Saturday, 31 August 2013 23:29 (twelve years ago)
you know who else paints things on a wall?
every other fucken restaurant in australia
― hipster racist (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 1 September 2013 12:36 (twelve years ago)
/!\ SMORGYS BUNDOORA UP IN FLAMES /!\
it's funny cos it was a 'restaurant' with a fake volcano atop the site of a real (dormant) volcano
― spring has sprung the grass is risible (haitch), Sunday, 8 September 2013 06:07 (twelve years ago)
LOL good luck AUS.
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/archive/politics/no-more-dole-tony-abbott-warns-the-under-30s/story-e6frgczf-1225856154348
― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 7 October 2013 00:04 (twelve years ago)
Wait, ignore me, I jumped on someone else showing me this without paying attention to the fact its from 2010, fuckin hell.
― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 7 October 2013 00:13 (twelve years ago)
This should solve that problem
http://gawker.com/5823839/never-visit-a-murdoch-website-again-with-this-helpful-browser-add+on
― badg, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 16:17 (twelve years ago)
how many times is it possible to squeeze the phrase "poofter bastard" into an article?
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/mp-geoff-shaw-ridiculed-as-poofter-bastard-at-liberal-fundraiser-20131111-2xb3q.html
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Monday, 11 November 2013 02:04 (twelve years ago)
this just in: giannopoulos has trademarked 'poofter bastard'
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 11 November 2013 02:08 (twelve years ago)
Coming soon to Channel Nine: Poofs Out of Work.
― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 11 November 2013 02:17 (twelve years ago)
(boy is this conversation going to look eyebrow raising to ppl without its context)
― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 11 November 2013 02:18 (twelve years ago)
poofs out of wedlock surely
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Monday, 11 November 2013 02:19 (twelve years ago)
Ha.
― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 11 November 2013 02:34 (twelve years ago)
g30ff sh@w is a w!f3b3@t3r
― LubricatedGoatVEVO (haitch), Monday, 11 November 2013 05:01 (twelve years ago)
If thats in the papes why goog it?
― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 11 November 2013 05:59 (twelve years ago)