A CLICK FRENZY OF DIK PLAY
― thirstin' maw (haitch), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 23:13 (thirteen years ago)
"wah our website fell over why did this HAPPEN". Amateurs!
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 23:14 (thirteen years ago)
loool
― site nuances (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 23:32 (thirteen years ago)
odds on they forgot robots.txt
― 炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 23:44 (thirteen years ago)
"There's more to the Click Frenzy webfail than is being reported. The Click Frenzy website was not down because of millions of shoppers, but millions of queries. There is a huge difference. These millions of queries were a result of the hundreds of thousands of people logging on, and all the feedback from the advertisement trackers overloading the database with queries which are sent between server and client. According to one shopper on my FB feed 'it takes three-plus pages to get through to the actual offer, and each of those pages has three or more advertisements on it'. Pretty simple to figure out what happened, as this is precisely how DDOS attacks occur. The simple solution to get the site working would have been to remove the advertisements, or at the very least make them static (but then the click-throughs couldn't be counted, so Click Frenzy couldn't claim to sell millions of impressions to the gullible advertisers and retailers who spent their money with them initially or in the future).
― thirstin' maw (haitch), Thursday, 22 November 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)
lol @ DDoS'ing yr fukkkn selves
― thirstin' maw (haitch), Thursday, 22 November 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)
project team: 'why would you make promises to your stakeholders that are guaranteed to jeopardise your entire event?'client: 'shut up, that's why'
― 炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 22 November 2012 23:52 (thirteen years ago)
courtenay-defcon1
― site nuances (electricsound), Friday, 23 November 2012 02:12 (thirteen years ago)
already changed the end card on Monday night's 20:00 repeat programme
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Friday, 23 November 2012 02:23 (thirteen years ago)
father b0b a r0wland s h0ward fan apaz
― site nuances (electricsound), Friday, 23 November 2012 02:28 (thirteen years ago)
new tribute dn
― the wower of pun (haitch), Friday, 23 November 2012 06:47 (thirteen years ago)
awes!
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Friday, 23 November 2012 09:55 (thirteen years ago)
people at work were all like "omg he's dead did u read april fool's day it was touching"
― After Cease To Exist Button (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 November 2012 11:03 (thirteen years ago)
people at my work were all like "what oh"
― 炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 23 November 2012 11:06 (thirteen years ago)
well one girl was more interested in telling everyone about how she's off to see Nickelback tomorrow night
― After Cease To Exist Button (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 November 2012 11:07 (thirteen years ago)
I thought the photos in this article looked familiar in style:
http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/breakfast/steampunk-exhibition/4379110
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Saturday, 24 November 2012 02:56 (thirteen years ago)
yeah the third one was the giveaway (being that i didn't actually scroll down first)
― site nuances (electricsound), Saturday, 24 November 2012 02:59 (thirteen years ago)
wtg k8
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Saturday, 24 November 2012 03:46 (thirteen years ago)
indeed!
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Saturday, 24 November 2012 03:46 (thirteen years ago)
oh yay!!
― 炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 24 November 2012 04:34 (thirteen years ago)
awu stands for "who the fuck cares"
― 炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 November 2012 01:33 (thirteen years ago)
absolute wankers unite (over this non-story)
― site nuances (electricsound), Thursday, 29 November 2012 01:52 (thirteen years ago)
some bloke at the oz is absolutely drowning in months and months of his own caked-on spooge
― 炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 November 2012 02:30 (thirteen years ago)
lol
the only reason i'd like to see the libs in govt is for pyn3 to be shown up for the completely useless berk he is
― site nuances (electricsound), Thursday, 29 November 2012 02:31 (thirteen years ago)
given that their ~special skill~ is attacking the government, i don't know what they'd do if they got in
― 炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 November 2012 02:33 (thirteen years ago)
"fuck that governor-general, that piece of shit governer-general is a criminal, we has pr00f"
― 炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 November 2012 02:35 (thirteen years ago)
minister for silly walks
― site nuances (electricsound), Thursday, 29 November 2012 02:36 (thirteen years ago)
julie bishop = minister for women's womens of the women for women and also women
― 炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 November 2012 02:40 (thirteen years ago)
she is such an asshole.
― estela, Thursday, 29 November 2012 02:43 (thirteen years ago)
'narcissistic bimbo' otm if deeply misguided.
― estela, Thursday, 29 November 2012 02:44 (thirteen years ago)
punter_defcon1
― the wower of pun (haitch), Thursday, 29 November 2012 04:43 (thirteen years ago)
?
― site nuances (electricsound), Thursday, 29 November 2012 04:46 (thirteen years ago)
he is dead
― 炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 November 2012 04:47 (thirteen years ago)
also retired from test cricket forever
and dead
fwiw it was worth doing just to knock that awu horseshit off the 'news' sites
― 炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 November 2012 04:48 (thirteen years ago)
AWU slushies were purchased in perth, ponting retires after playing in perth - do you see????
― the wower of pun (haitch), Thursday, 29 November 2012 04:56 (thirteen years ago)
convincing argument on this being the point where the libs have fucked theyselfs
― the wower of pun (haitch), Thursday, 29 November 2012 05:04 (thirteen years ago)
précis plz
― 炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 November 2012 05:12 (thirteen years ago)
bishop carried weight in the party for being the organiser/dealmaker; traditionally when the deputy is good at this, it helps the leader. with abboott hanging her out to day so comprehensively by not doing his onwn dirty work, she is now a diminished figure in the party (can't master a brief). the people who want to roll abbott but can't get the numbers to do so (because he's protected by the right nationally) will tear bishop to shreds instead. there are no credible alternative deputies who can cover for abbott's many shortcomings.
― the wower of pun (haitch), Thursday, 29 November 2012 05:20 (thirteen years ago)
oooh, interesting
ta
― 炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 November 2012 05:22 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/stalker-receives-shorter-sentence-cut-after-today-tonight-segment-20121205-2aud1.html
― Mates of 808 State (S-), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 04:41 (thirteen years ago)
and on the lighter side.
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/dark-blue-hue-a-police-winner-20121205-2auj9.html
They look like they could be for strippers.
― Mates of 808 State (S-), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 04:43 (thirteen years ago)
shoulda gone for pink
― site nuances (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 04:50 (thirteen years ago)
have youse been watching 'a moody christmas' on ABC
best program
― mike oldfield's 'carbon clincher bells' (haitch), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 09:31 (thirteen years ago)
final ep to start momentarily
― mike oldfield's 'carbon clincher bells' (haitch), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 09:32 (thirteen years ago)
I liked it a lot - after this year will be keeping an eye on anything O'Donnell directs.
All six eps running b2b across two nights at xmas btw
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 13:44 (thirteen years ago)
"“There was lots of anxiety ... they were hallucinating and seeing weird things. Some reported that their vision had gone funny and they were seeing things that were not there,” Mr Mergard said."
Um... well, yes. Theyre mushies. They're supposed to do that.
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Friday, 7 December 2012 02:17 (thirteen years ago)
astroturfing
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Friday, 7 December 2012 02:45 (thirteen years ago)
7.30 had a thing on tha dark internets earlier inna week too
― mike oldfield's 'carbon clincher bells' (haitch), Friday, 7 December 2012 05:47 (thirteen years ago)
spams and scams comin atcha
― site nuances (electricsound), Friday, 7 December 2012 05:50 (thirteen years ago)