pissweak unoriginal gags, thy name is Dan Ilic
― Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 08:29 (fourteen years ago)
Says the man with "gentlemen take instagram photos" as his DN.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 09:07 (fourteen years ago)
At last check, "comedian" is more of a hobby than career choice for yours truly.
― Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 09:09 (fourteen years ago)
i just checked again on your behalf and it turns out it's even more of a vain hope than a hobby.
― estela, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 09:23 (fourteen years ago)
owwwwww
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 09:40 (fourteen years ago)
thanks, i'm gonna go and buy me a book of pithy one-liners to compensate
― Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 09:45 (fourteen years ago)
i had one of those once, it was from the 60s, i think one-liners were different back then
― mousy dong (electricsound), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 09:54 (fourteen years ago)
shake shake shakeshake shake shakeshake your booty
― mousy dong (electricsound), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 11:15 (fourteen years ago)
yeah I didnt even feel that one! ripped off! I dont get why - nick did. WTf am I, gyroscopic?
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 11:17 (fourteen years ago)
yes
it felt like it went for a full 10 seconds here, it was well alarming
― mousy dong (electricsound), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 11:20 (fourteen years ago)
plastic chairs dot gif
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 11:41 (fourteen years ago)
this flat went troppo, 'er indoors was a complete mess
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 11:42 (fourteen years ago)
I was skyping with my gf in Melbourne and she had me check she wasn't imagining it. I didn't realise Melbourne had earthquakes as often as it seems to.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 13:09 (fourteen years ago)
best quake-related gag i saw: "My first thought was 'Godzilla' and not 'earthquake', which is troubling"
― Having Fun With haitch On Stage (haitch), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 01:03 (fourteen years ago)
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/165796_10150971950839035_1318620887_n.jpg
i thought it was our house disappearing into the sinkhole growing beneath it tbqh
― tempus fuggerit (electricsound), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 01:04 (fourteen years ago)
Im amazed ours didnt collapse like a pancake. It is the shittiest-built cheap 80s building ive ever seen.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 01:07 (fourteen years ago)
It *did* start mnaking a bunch of odd "settling" noises over the next hour or 2, tho, but I couldnt tell if it always does that and I just tuned it out, or what (cupboard frames making low kinda crack/pop settling sounds)
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 01:08 (fourteen years ago)
rip school chaplains
― Having Fun With haitch On Stage (haitch), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 01:18 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7zjeSZWcXM
― Mark E. Match-up (haitch), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 03:27 (fourteen years ago)
cat otm
― tempus fuggerit (electricsound), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 03:31 (fourteen years ago)
news ltd announces restructure, redundancies and balanced coverage
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 04:20 (fourteen years ago)
so apaz the new muscl3s album is out, chart predictions? #75? it sounds like he has embraced 'manhood' in perhaps the genital rather than maturity sense
― DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS (electricsound), Thursday, 21 June 2012 05:29 (fourteen years ago)
chart predicks
― the hat's filthy lesson (sic), Thursday, 21 June 2012 05:40 (fourteen years ago)
LOL that cat YT is a faek. Did they show it on the news on TV? Idiots.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Thursday, 21 June 2012 06:02 (fourteen years ago)
i am nonetheless amused by a guitar twanging moggy
― DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS (electricsound), Thursday, 21 June 2012 06:03 (fourteen years ago)
Oh fer sure!
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Thursday, 21 June 2012 06:05 (fourteen years ago)
haha i did notice the nu muscl3s 'joint' at JB last nite while picking up the can lost tapes box, but it didn't really register with me if you knahmean. m0dul@r gettin busy all of a sudden - first l@dyh@wk3, then this, saw a poster up for v@n sh3 record near work, pr3s3ts...
― Mark E. Match-up (haitch), Thursday, 21 June 2012 07:28 (fourteen years ago)
google van she and find haitch!!
― DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS (electricsound), Thursday, 21 June 2012 08:04 (fourteen years ago)
have \/@η 5hә created a second tolerable song for this comeback y/n
loool xpost
― the hat's filthy lesson (sic), Thursday, 21 June 2012 08:07 (fourteen years ago)
why teh hex do we always g00glar band names on this threadz?
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Thursday, 21 June 2012 08:47 (fourteen years ago)
Th3 Mu$1c
― Philsatawny Punx (S-), Thursday, 21 June 2012 09:00 (fourteen years ago)
let's be real here, nobody is googling for van she but themselves at this point
― google van she and find (haitch), Thursday, 21 June 2012 09:25 (fourteen years ago)
haha
― DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS (electricsound), Thursday, 21 June 2012 09:28 (fourteen years ago)
i don't want people to know i was slightly sad when p€ndu£um broke up
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 21 June 2012 09:29 (fourteen years ago)
can we get l@dyh@wk3 to google v@n sh3 and find haitch? rowr.
― google van she and find (haitch), Thursday, 21 June 2012 09:31 (fourteen years ago)
haww
― DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS (electricsound), Thursday, 21 June 2012 09:35 (fourteen years ago)
googlehaitchbomb
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 21 June 2012 09:36 (fourteen years ago)
qld just introduced a state bill to repeal surrogacy rights for singles and same-sex couples
i really really fucking hate this country
― undermikey: bidness (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 June 2012 12:47 (fourteen years ago)
there's a reason the world thinks we're regressive fucking neanderthal bigots, it's because we're regressive fucking neanderthal bigots
― undermikey: bidness (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 June 2012 12:48 (fourteen years ago)
things are going to get very very worse up here, that freak is making daily proclamations of his plans for us. it's a horrible preview of the next federal government.
― estela, Thursday, 21 June 2012 12:58 (fourteen years ago)
huge hugs
I know people ~say~ this without acting, but if abbott gets in and pulls the same shit nationwide I will actually find another country
― undermikey: bidness (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 June 2012 13:01 (fourteen years ago)
he must have some strong plans given the psychotic effort he's put into getting labor out.
― estela, Thursday, 21 June 2012 13:07 (fourteen years ago)
you can bet a huge amount of federal coalition (and also qld lnp obv) funding comes from the bigoted christian groups
― undermikey: bidness (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 June 2012 13:10 (fourteen years ago)
on top of everything else that's wrong with that picture, so very many christians want nothing to do with those bigot factions
http://i.imgur.com/kmSj0.jpg
― DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS (electricsound), Friday, 22 June 2012 02:21 (fourteen years ago)
just stab him straight down the throat, someone, please
― google van she and find (haitch), Friday, 22 June 2012 02:59 (fourteen years ago)
/!\ TAXI RAEPS: FORTHCOMING /!\
― google van she and find (haitch), Friday, 22 June 2012 03:02 (fourteen years ago)
yeah that's a bit... weird
― DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS (electricsound), Friday, 22 June 2012 03:02 (fourteen years ago)
if the taxi lobby wanted to be taken seriously they should probably pay their drivers a decent living wage instead of sucking all the profits out for themselves, knahmean
― google van she and find (haitch), Friday, 22 June 2012 03:13 (fourteen years ago)