The Australian Zeitgeist Tracking Thread

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Haha yeah thats what I love here, she's basically admitting by implication that the 30k a year should be guaranteeing a high pass @ GGram.

And if this is real, this kids rep is ruined now.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Thursday, 17 May 2012 03:42 (fourteen years ago)

(or however many shekels geelgram costs, I donno)

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Thursday, 17 May 2012 03:43 (fourteen years ago)

IN A MOMENT that is almost a textbook definition of the word 'irony', 1980s poster boy Warwick 'I Used To Be A Footy Player' Capper will be at tomorrow's Sydney Swans game to mark 30 years since moving to the harbour city, judging the best retro outfit on ground. "I want to see plenty of mullets and white teeth … plenty of disco balls in the cars and plenty of tight shorts. For the winner, tight pants would be a must, much like my leopard skin pants that I'm going to wear on the day." And he's apparently not kidding. In flagrant violation of the Chairman's Club dress code, Capper has said he'll be showing up on the day in dinner jacket and leopard print pants. He's confident (and yes we realise that's a given when dealing with Capper) he will "look amazing", thanks mainly to the skills of his cosmetic surgeon. "I'm actually better looking now than I was back then because I've got a better plastic surgeon," he said. "All the other guys are getting older now, they're all old creeps and wrinkly and I'm getting younger and look 21 … Imagine what a peel does and a bit of Botox, it's beautiful!"

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Friday, 18 May 2012 02:51 (fourteen years ago)

i wonder if he is injecting botox into his butox

mexican sumner (electricsound), Friday, 18 May 2012 02:56 (fourteen years ago)

He sounds frightening. I mean, more so than before.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Friday, 18 May 2012 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0kLDpK_YNo

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Friday, 18 May 2012 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

so baller

bull pillman (haitch), Friday, 18 May 2012 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

why did I just look at an entire slideshow of him showing off his new face on the Womans Day website ;_;

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Friday, 18 May 2012 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

WHY DID I DO THAT.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Friday, 18 May 2012 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

Misread that as "pulling" off his new face, was quite startled

seven league bootie (James Morrison), Saturday, 19 May 2012 09:09 (fourteen years ago)

That'd be more entertaining tbh

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Saturday, 19 May 2012 09:35 (fourteen years ago)

if it really is his actual face, you could say he's pulling himself off

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 19 May 2012 10:38 (fourteen years ago)

"craig thomson", for some fucking stupid reason

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

ritzroy: it's gone new-kew-lar

mexican sumner (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

ruh-roh

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Monday, 21 May 2012 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

can't wait for sheracarlton to explode

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

can bronzewick be far behind

mexican sumner (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

victoria parkroyal is catching up iirc

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder if there'll ever be a Bollingerclava.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 21 May 2012 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

north(fur)cote

mexican sumner (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 03:27 (fourteen years ago)

haw!

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 21 May 2012 03:28 (fourteen years ago)

moët & chandoncaster shoppingtown

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 21 May 2012 03:30 (fourteen years ago)

"rich"mond

mexican sumner (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 03:40 (fourteen years ago)

cremornouveauxriches

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 21 May 2012 03:41 (fourteen years ago)

money to burn-ley

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 21 May 2012 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

couldn't come up with anything for preston

mexican sumner (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

(geddit??)

mexican sumner (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

no

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 21 May 2012 03:54 (fourteen years ago)

maybe i should have said reservoir

mexican sumner (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 03:55 (fourteen years ago)

so they're going to rename south australia

iState 2.0

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Monday, 21 May 2012 08:35 (fourteen years ago)

west victoria

ban halen (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 08:38 (fourteen years ago)

greater horsham

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Monday, 21 May 2012 08:41 (fourteen years ago)

mildura heights

ban halen (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 08:56 (fourteen years ago)

That Craig Thompson D: face on the Age website is giving me the irrits.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 21 May 2012 10:21 (fourteen years ago)

http://kissingmatters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dawson-crying.jpeg

ban halen (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 10:34 (fourteen years ago)

THOMPSON SPEAKS: "i always thought jen was hotter"

bull pillman (haitch), Monday, 21 May 2012 11:46 (fourteen years ago)

INNOCENT SCHAPELLE IS COMING HOME!!!!!!!! #INNOCENT

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 07:26 (fourteen years ago)

good ol' chappers

bull pillman (haitch), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 07:37 (fourteen years ago)

get a pommie juice company onto INNOCENT SCHAPELLE SMOOTHIES imo

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 08:36 (fourteen years ago)

"energy" drinx

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 10:03 (fourteen years ago)

maybe she'll sneak her luggage back into the country inside a giant fuccn bag of weed

bull pillman (haitch), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 10:49 (fourteen years ago)

loool

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 12:03 (fourteen years ago)

irl loool

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 12:39 (fourteen years ago)

Punmeisters are out in force today at t'Age:

"Kafkiasque sitcom ends in bloodshed" (can you just imagine the thought process? "oh his name is Kafkias! ... thats almost the same! *crams into headline*)
"not at all Chappy with third rate strip" (chapel st sux, news at 11)

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

Oh and "A Pyne in the Rear". Missed that one.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

waiting for 'schapellease let me go home'

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

"not at all Chappy with third rate strip"

lol, seems you missed the photo caption

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

Oh no i saw that as well.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 23:20 (fourteen years ago)

"A Pyne in the Rear"

it's funny because [REDACTED]

bull pillman (haitch), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

lol that guy is going to die an absolute death when the libs are in government, people like that always do. i for one can't wait

ban halen (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:18 (fourteen years ago)


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