jim, tonight we were 2/3 of the way through a lebanese feast and I suddenly got your yumi joke
― TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 11:10 (fourteen years ago)
wait which one
― trimdon orange explosion (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 11:17 (fourteen years ago)
OH SHI sorry sic
― TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 11:24 (fourteen years ago)
ha was gonna say. i even searched and was like..
― trimdon orange explosion (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 11:26 (fourteen years ago)
I am a fucking idiot twice
Half a fucking full screen on the Age website. jeez.image filename --> http://images.theage.com.au/2012/03/20/3147372/STYNES-DEFCON1-620x0.jpg― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 12:45 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkisn't it time to lay off poor Yumi by now― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 12:53 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 12:45 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
isn't it time to lay off poor Yumi by now
― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 12:53 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 11:26 (fourteen years ago)
isdgi
― zooey bechamel (Trayce), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 12:15 (fourteen years ago)
we were 2/3 of the way through a lebanese feast and
remember her this way imo
― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 12:24 (fourteen years ago)
Knocking footballers or diggers is a death-threat level offence. So knocking a dead footballer who did cancer charity work is asking to be hounded down by every man and his rabid dog. Aker, you idiot.
― zooey bechamel (Trayce), Friday, 23 March 2012 00:36 (fourteen years ago)
(I agree with him mind u. State funeral? Pff)
― zooey bechamel (Trayce), Friday, 23 March 2012 00:42 (fourteen years ago)
blow up the pokies monorail
― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Friday, 23 March 2012 02:24 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/NqgtM.png
― roadie road (electricsound), Friday, 23 March 2012 02:27 (fourteen years ago)
Never understood why they buiilt that monorail in syd.
― zooey bechamel (Trayce), Friday, 23 March 2012 02:48 (fourteen years ago)
neither did anyone
― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Friday, 23 March 2012 04:00 (fourteen years ago)
the elongated legs of logan councillor HAJNAL BLACK
― yuoowemeone, Friday, 23 March 2012 10:16 (fourteen years ago)
its cool bro we're going to replace the monorail with a TRAM
― Clive "The Chip" Crinkly (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 March 2012 11:06 (fourteen years ago)
because a TRAM will totally solve all our public transport woes, especially that decaying rail system run by idiots
― Clive "The Chip" Crinkly (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 March 2012 11:08 (fourteen years ago)
lovin' the elongated legs of HAJNAL BLACK story
― "good-o, hoo-roo" (haitch), Friday, 23 March 2012 22:29 (fourteen years ago)
Queensland! What the hell is going on up there?
― badg, Saturday, 24 March 2012 01:41 (fourteen years ago)
ALP massacre iirc
― dieter bummer (electricsound), Saturday, 24 March 2012 01:44 (fourteen years ago)
i believe the hillbillies are takin' over
― Clive "The Chip" Crinkly (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 24 March 2012 03:41 (fourteen years ago)
4.5 million hicks can't be wrong
― Clive "The Chip" Crinkly (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 24 March 2012 09:20 (fourteen years ago)
bring back joh
and i do mean his rotten corpse
― dieter bummer (electricsound), Sunday, 25 March 2012 05:53 (fourteen years ago)
yeah it's going to be an ugly (hopefully) few years up here..
― yuoowemeone, Sunday, 25 March 2012 07:13 (fourteen years ago)
http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2012/03/25/1226309/395263-campbell-newman-lisa-newman-election-night-kiss.jpg
― yuoowemeone, Sunday, 25 March 2012 07:15 (fourteen years ago)
i mean hopefully few, not hopefully ugly
― yuoowemeone, Sunday, 25 March 2012 07:16 (fourteen years ago)
was away for two nights, just check the abc news site, thought the seat tally had stopped loading
― TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 07:31 (fourteen years ago)
*checked
― TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 07:32 (fourteen years ago)
so apparently the government spent $370,000 to find a way to ban anzac day and replace it with a day where we have to go to mosques and eat communist halal meat
btw I am getting all my news today from comments from the daily telegraph and herald sun sites only
― Clive "The Chip" Crinkly (King Boy Pato), Monday, 26 March 2012 07:31 (fourteen years ago)
anzac day in melbourne is FUCKED because they DISRESPECTFULLY moved the parade to FUCKING st kilda road due to the FUCKING COMMUNISTS (and not the major 18-month infrastructure project in swanston st or anything)
― TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 26 March 2012 10:12 (fourteen years ago)
pommunist
― less of the same (darraghmac), Monday, 26 March 2012 10:29 (fourteen years ago)
isn't the shrine of remembrance on st kilda road? ISN'T THAT WHERE THEY ARE FUCKING GOING?
― Clive "The Chip" Crinkly (King Boy Pato), Monday, 26 March 2012 10:57 (fourteen years ago)
pommunist― less of the same (darraghmac), Monday, March 26, 2012 9:29 PM (28 minutes ago)
― less of the same (darraghmac), Monday, March 26, 2012 9:29 PM (28 minutes ago)
"No Irish, No Blacks, No Dogs": http://www.perthnow.com.au/business/no-irish-outrage-at-aussie-job-ad/story-e6frg2qc-1226298435994
― Clive "The Chip" Crinkly (King Boy Pato), Monday, 26 March 2012 10:59 (fourteen years ago)
tbf he has a point
― less of the same (darraghmac), Monday, 26 March 2012 11:09 (fourteen years ago)
Another commentator said “good luck to anyone emigrating to Oz - seems they are racist!”
breaking news
― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Monday, 26 March 2012 15:18 (fourteen years ago)
"Jet announce split".
...they were still going?!
― zooey bechamel (Trayce), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 03:06 (fourteen years ago)
user 'sic' made that joek on the jet thread!!
― merrick & toro rosso (haitch), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 03:07 (fourteen years ago)
lolllll
http://i.imgur.com/7WPWL.gif
― mystery shjopper (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:34 (fourteen years ago)
found out the hard way that you must TOUCH and not wave or swipe
rfid tech bought from the soviets qf
― TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:41 (fourteen years ago)
i don't have a problem with the touch part, but the 2-3 seconds it takes to respond
― mystery shjopper (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:45 (fourteen years ago)
The "far queue" joke was genius, I did lol.
― zooey bechamel (Trayce), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:57 (fourteen years ago)
But the "touch dont swipe" ting has been a known for a long long time. That said, even then it fails a LOT (ive seen it), and takes a full 1-5 seconds to register. Unlikje a metcard which just goes in and comes out within a second. There are ppl on the comments on that article claiming the opposite - that a myki is a 1 sec reaction and metcards take 5-10 seconds (lol wtf is he on).
― zooey bechamel (Trayce), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:58 (fourteen years ago)
that's what i mean, you touch and move it slightly (because hello the vehicle is in motion) and it spends 5 sec telling you that the read failed
― TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:02 (fourteen years ago)
btw myki fanboys exist, i've been hassled by them
― TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:03 (fourteen years ago)
myki fanboys
fanboys of myki
i ask you
Oh your talking about on trams, thats a bit different
I'm talking about at station gatez
― zooey bechamel (Trayce), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:04 (fourteen years ago)
on that, metcard-embedded myki readers are faster than standalone myki readers ime
― TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:07 (fourteen years ago)
Ive heard the opposite? Haha.
But overall, I'm wary noot of the readers per se (theyre shite), but th3e fact that these readers *working* are what bills us correctly. s'not like metcard where you scan once and you know yr done (*and if not, woo free trip). If these things wont touch off, say hello to a full day full fare, and good luck trying to get a refund (3 working days).
Also if you dont use yr card for 3 months, they SUSPEND it. And if you fuck something up and it blocks the card, you have to MAIL IT TO THEM to get it fixed. MAIL IT TO THEM.
― zooey bechamel (Trayce), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:11 (fourteen years ago)
never had a prob touching off from the train.
― merrick & toro rosso (haitch), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:16 (fourteen years ago)
though i heard about that time you had a prob touching cloth on the train
― mystery shjopper (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:19 (fourteen years ago)
>_<
― zooey bechamel (Trayce), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:20 (fourteen years ago)