No chicks in the shed, this thread is for MALES ONLY

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i am very down w/ noses btw. noses are rad

ciderpress, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)

Congratulations, ladies, operation Let's turn the males only thread into a hello kitty discussion = success!

StanM, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)

hello kitty has a small oval nose, but you're right- she doesn't have a real cat nose. maybe that could be seen as a fear of _actual_cats?

I've never met a dude who said "I don't know, I just really can't stand girls with noses!"

peacocks, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

well they'd look pretty weird if they had an otherwise human face and the equivalent of anime girl noses

sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

that is a true fact

peacocks, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

http://thediscerningbrute.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/howmeneat.jpg

An anal genius spent years carving symphonies to God. (crüt), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

i mean, a lot of guys seem to really be into chicks with cutesy little button/rabbit-y noses - and maybe that's the equivalent?

sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

MY BALLS I SCRATCH THEM ALL THE TIME TO ANSWER THAT NICE LADY ALSO GIRLIES CAN GTFO

KANTLIPS, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

i keep getting banned and unbanned - getting mixed messages from guys is really annoying

sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)

try this message: this is a men party, not a hen party. c u later.

An anal genius spent years carving symphonies to God. (crüt), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

http://thediscerningbrute.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/howmeneat.jpg

― An anal genius spent years carving symphonies to God. (crüt), Wednesday, September 8, 2010 2:03 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

kept reading this URL as "how me neat"

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

my friend's hen got in a fight shortly before it was her time to lay, and she was so freaked out about the fight, the egg got stuck, and my friend had to assist with extricating egg from hen

sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

THIS LADY GOT NO NOSE BUT SHE NOT A PET ANIMAL STUPID THING ALSO HOT I THINK PLUS SHE SITS IN A DRINK

[PICTUREGOHERE]http://media.photobucket.com/image/BETTY%20BOOP/daytripper63/fun/BettyBoop125.gif[/OKSTOPPICTUREPLACENOW]

KANTLIPS, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

but wouldn't it be off-putting to you if you met a woman irl whose eyes took up that much of her head?

sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

like it would be kinda like this, except with hair?

http://www.weeklyuniverse.com/2002/gray%20alien.gif

sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)

there needs to be more law & order in this thread.

An anal genius spent years carving symphonies to God. (crüt), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)

not the tv show.

An anal genius spent years carving symphonies to God. (crüt), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/475/screenshot20100908at215.png

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:16 (fifteen years ago)

trolling itt from females really making me uncomfortable about all the power washers i posted last night tbh

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:16 (fifteen years ago)

Let's scare them away by talking about man stuff then.

http://home.kooee.com.au/birkefeld/finals/smegma.jpg

StanM, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

power washers are kinda awesome! They wash, with power!

sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

but wouldn't it be off-putting to you if you met a woman irl whose eyes took up that much of her head?

― sarahel, Wednesday, September 8, 2010 7:12 PM (8 minutes ago)

I LIKE TO BONE

KANTLIPS, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

like this?

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20090210-friedchicken.jpg

sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

that's deboning tbh

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

I HATE TO DEBONE

KANTLIPS, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)

do you just have a woman do that for you? or do you only buy boneless meat?

sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

mods wtf

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:31 (fifteen years ago)

what is your favorite crut of meat?

sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)

We'll update this when Dom comes back with his new sockpuppet.

― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:01 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Only works if you're a mod though.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:03 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

So make me a mod, PP.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:03 PM Bookmark

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

i'm asking perfectly valid questions about MEAT!

sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

I feel like the necessity for a male-only space on ILX is being mocked by some crul ringmaster.

Shit Cat and Party (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

first cape thread to break, god, thirty posts

well done dudes

goole, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

Right, enough is enough, I'm starting a Belgians only thread.

StanM, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

mmmm... Belgians only
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b74/righteouskate/waffle.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b74/righteouskate/tintin.jpg

peacocks, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

Well, sarahel has finally done it, she's gotten herself banned from the entire Cape.

Moral of the story? Don't threaten male hegemony.

gr8080 State (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

PRO TIP TO CHICKS: Males don't really talk about their balls whenever they're alone together.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

We don't?

Shit Cat and Party (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)

their soccerballs

zvookster, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

oh right. making them think what we want them to think. gotcha.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

mmmm... Belgians only

wkiw peacocks

Teddybears.SHTML (sic), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)

TITS OR GTFO

queen of the toilets, which is in some ways the worst branch of royalty (Trayce), Thursday, 9 September 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)

WOEman amirite?

quincie, Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

boy I'm sure glad I can discuss rape fantasies in this thread without women get all cantankerous about it
plus I can end my sentences with a preposition without

false prophets talk in metaphors (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

Do what thou Wilt shall be the whole of the Lorax

consolation pies (electricsound), Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

^ genius

k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)

stop talking smartlike, there's no girls to impress here you idiots

false prophets talk in metaphors (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)

last time i tried not to talk smartlike a mod got quite irate

k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:20 (fifteen years ago)

was she on the rag?

false prophets talk in metaphors (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

i can't talk to yall anymore. there is something better going on later

false prophets talk in metaphors (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

I'm beginning to tire of leaguies defecating in hotels tbh u__u

http://www.news.com.au/national/new-disgrace-as-rooster-rookies-defecate-in-hotel/story-e6frfkvr-1225917011086

yuoowemeone, Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)


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