- Masterchef 2- 1000 Boat People Taking All Our Jobs (Including The Children)- A Pub-Style Parma You Can Have At Home
― "The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 17 July 2010 09:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Fucking boat people. Fuck the fucking boat people. Cunts. Fucking come here and drink all our fucking water and live in our fucking houses and take all our fucking jobs and terrorist our fucking things. Cunts. We should blow up their homelands. Oh wait, we already did that. Fucking terrorists. Fuck them abodigines too, cunts. How dare they get here before us? We rightfully came here on boats and exterminated most of them, and now the ones what's left think they own the place. Poverty-line cunts.
http://images.2ue.com.au/2008/08/29/193415/021_2UE_SteveP_424x283-424x283.jpg
― bettina arnderpandts (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 09:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Imagine if they got Steve Price & Andrew Bolt to cook a pub-style parma on Masterchef. That would get FIVE MILLION NASH at least, not even counting Reg or Tas.
― "The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 09:06 (thirteen years ago) link
obv it would be made of terrorist flesh and the coating would be the dandruff of deceased indigenous people.
― bettina arnderpandts (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 09:19 (thirteen years ago) link
btw be sure to watch Dumbo Abbott on the Hey Heys tonight. 1950s man meets 1950s television.
― I, ahh, give the, ahh, the Jackson Jive, ahh, a ten (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 09:26 (thirteen years ago) link
No thanks, I'd rather watch The Human Centipede.
― "The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 10:40 (thirteen years ago) link
This show is a giant Human Centipede. My fucking god. Every two minutes Daryl's gorging himself on Hey Hey clips from the '80s. I presume that at some point he'll develop a sewage-based mouth infection and shit-eat himself to death.
― I, ahh, give the, ahh, the Jackson Jive, ahh, a ten (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 11:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Good luck with giving away the defrosted chickens from Chook Lotto then!
― "The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 11:38 (thirteen years ago) link
With all that bonus salmonella, you know.
I think "88 all out" could be an interesting meme for y'all to consider
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link
BOATS
― Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Obviously if they were TURNED BACK they would not have lost their lives in this particular reef and just died in someone else's waters.
― Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link
If there were a BOAT PHONE then THE BOLT BLOKE could call MR RABBIT and these people would DIE SOMEWHERE ELSE.
― generally, like all white girls in my experience (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Also, OPRAH
― I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm sure the two can be conflated with amusing results.
― I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link
CHISEL REFORMING
― midiverb II program 49 (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
hasn't it only been about three months since they last played?
― i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Thursday, 16 December 2010 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link
my mistake, two months
― i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Thursday, 16 December 2010 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
out of loop
― midiverb II program 49 (electricsound), Thursday, 16 December 2010 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Having trouble with Chisel. Seems like it was a band that did proper songs with proper melodies and proper lyrics by proper musicians yet bogans follow them everywhere. Was the bogan thing an accident or
― Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Thursday, 16 December 2010 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Some people *actually said this* in the comments on the breaking story y'day on the Age. "See now with Howards Pacific Solution this would never have happened". Yes because HOWARD COULD STOP TIDES AND CONTROLLED THE STORMS. WHAT A MAN, WHY DID HE EVER LEAVE etc froth.
― Sookie G Stackedgarten (Trayce), Thursday, 16 December 2010 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Howard also REDEFINED Australia, basically sticking teh boat people on islands which technically under his laws were not Australia and therefore not-in-my-backyard.
― Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Thursday, 16 December 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link
That's why when you hear about the success of the Pacific Solution ('arrivals droped from 4,000 to 26!!! omg) it's just all lies.
Sportsmen's cocks.
― I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
lol i didn't know baout chisel reformation
― cereal bad boy (haitch), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link
guy here @ work is thinkin riewoldt might've leaked that pic himself, knahmean
― cereal bad boy (haitch), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link
all publicity etc
― elizabeth pisstake club (electricsound), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link
"It's because I hate the AFL and I hate St Kilda," she said.
i too hate st kilda, might have to get on board w/ this one
― cereal bad boy (haitch), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link
leak a picture of your cock to facebook
― Stay J0rdan Fresh (sic), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link
dikileaks
― elizabeth pisstake club (electricsound), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link
leak a picture of your cock to facebook st kilda
― cereal bad boy (haitch), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 03:26 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/user/NMANews#p/u/13/xSYKzaqcEYc
― Zing When You're Winning (King Boy Pato), Friday, 24 December 2010 11:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Just saw the pic. That's a nice cock, why's he all upset?
― complimentary browse of the Daily Mail (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 26 December 2010 05:33 (thirteen years ago) link
If I had a cock like that I'd be all 'HEY COUNTRY, HOW'S THIS FOR SOME DECENT COCK'
― complimentary browse of the Daily Mail (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 26 December 2010 05:34 (thirteen years ago) link
pics or it didn't happen
― Stay J0rdan Fresh (sic), Sunday, 26 December 2010 06:35 (thirteen years ago) link
can there be new flag now pleez
― bouquet brigade (electricsound), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link
man the phone switchboards at your nearest talkback radio station are going to EXPLODE
― Crocodiles Gonna Croc (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
They do "new flag hey how about it" every year for pagehits and giggles.
― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link
already seen one armed nationalist get arrested today
― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link
I should go to Cronulla and throw halal meat at 'em.
― Crocodiles Gonna Croc (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:33 (thirteen years ago) link
!? You say that like it happens regularly, I have never EVER heard of it before now.
― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Neither have we! This bloke's bailing us up, flag stuck in his hat, going on about the Chinese and then this cop in a flak jacket is all 'STOP! SIT DOWN! SIDDOWN!! DROP THE GUN' etc etc.
― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:55 (thirteen years ago) link
'er must have rued going outdoors.
― estela, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link
A guy with a GUN bailed you up? I would have shat myself.
― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link
This was Frankston btw so
― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link
we left at that point, basically
― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link
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If he was in a tree, all they had to do was get him to wave.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― estela, Thursday, 27 January 2011 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Flipping, just saw the headline 'MILK WARS'
― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 28 January 2011 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link
$2 MILK = EVERY FARMER IN AUSTRALIA BEING LYNCHED BY COLES AND WOOLWORTHS
― Grindrman (King Boy Pato), Friday, 28 January 2011 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link