ahahaha
― king solomon and the surrealists (electricsound), Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)
curse you sydney and your interesting burger establishments
― king solomon and the surrealists (electricsound), Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:37 (fifteen years ago)
just got emailed an opening special 2-for-1 voucher for Grill'd in Darlinghurst.
― oh shit a ◕‿‿◕ (sic), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:27 (fifteen years ago)
OMG FORWARD THAT E-MAIL
― "The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Friday, 9 July 2010 11:19 (fifteen years ago)
p sure I sent you the previous email that you needed to sign up for freebie from
― oh shit a ◕‿‿◕ (sic), Monday, 12 July 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)
2nite i took the ~~~homeburg~~~ option: acquired coles 'verified' angus patties, got some buns, added sharp cheddar slices, bit of rocket, bbq sauce
good times
― whores catégorie (haitch), Monday, 12 July 2010 09:34 (fifteen years ago)
pan fry? cooking times etc
― polished, egalitarian and visionary hard-drinking womaniser (electricsound), Monday, 12 July 2010 09:45 (fifteen years ago)
ya pan fry, baout 10-12 minutes
― whores catégorie (haitch), Monday, 12 July 2010 09:54 (fifteen years ago)
I purchased a grill pan so I can GRILL BURG at home.
― "The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Monday, 12 July 2010 10:29 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10699456
wouldn't get this sort of treatment at DANNYS amirite
― tea wrecks electric warrior (haitch), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 07:08 (fifteen years ago)
you definitely would not
― head gettin' bad boys (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 07:09 (fifteen years ago)
srsly? when has an advertised bureger EVER looked like it's real-life counterpart.
― lowwave (S-), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 07:34 (fifteen years ago)
^^^
srsly what is the fuss about
― "The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 09:07 (fifteen years ago)
Goin' burgin' at Moo Newtown tonight!! BURGIN' WITH THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 29 July 2010 07:16 (fifteen years ago)
porkburged there on Tues, bit underwhelming tbh
― Has admitted to being awesome in order to have sex (sic), Thursday, 29 July 2010 08:06 (fifteen years ago)
Did ye not try the double-cooked chips??
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 29 July 2010 09:25 (fifteen years ago)
BURGIN' WITH THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!
burgin' like a total pussy who can't even handle a whole burg, from what I hear
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/kitbrash/wdyll/phil_burg1.jpg
― Teddybears.SHTML (sic), Sunday, 1 August 2010 12:35 (fifteen years ago)
That was HER burg, not mine bro.
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 11:41 (fifteen years ago)
btw field trip to Grill'd soon
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 11:42 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah and? Total Burg consumption by you that night: 0.5.
The claim of pussy still stands.
― El-Adrel, Monday, 2 August 2010 11:44 (fifteen years ago)
^^ sockpuppet
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 11:46 (fifteen years ago)
How can I be a sock if this is my only account here?
― El-Adrel, Monday, 2 August 2010 11:48 (fifteen years ago)
You ARE a sockpuppet!!
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 11:49 (fifteen years ago)
So much so that your only account is a sockpuppet!!
ayo Chocolate voters reprazent
― she vajazzled....and forgot! (acoleuthic), Monday, 2 August 2010 11:50 (fifteen years ago)
I thought you'd eat less chocolate and more (black) berries.
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 11:53 (fifteen years ago)
burgin' like an even BIGGER pussy who can only handle half of a GIRL burger
― Miss LUSHBOOSIE (sic), Monday, 2 August 2010 11:58 (fifteen years ago)
I WILL SEE YOU ALL AT GRILL'D FOR A BURG DEATH CHALLENGE TO THE DEAAAAAAATH
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 11:59 (fifteen years ago)
i would totes win that
― eddie mcguire suppression ring (electricsound), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:00 (fifteen years ago)
Doesn't really count as a complete burg victory when you pick most of it (Lettuce, tomato etc.) off, now does it?
― El-Adrel, Monday, 2 August 2010 12:01 (fifteen years ago)
There's a difference between a burg and a salad roll iirc
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:01 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah but you can't really claim burg superiority when the only type of burg you ever eat is a cheeseburger. You're not even trying.
― El-Adrel, Monday, 2 August 2010 12:03 (fifteen years ago)
welcome to the 0.5 good burger, home of the 0.5 good burger.
― estela, Monday, 2 August 2010 12:04 (fifteen years ago)
I don't apologise for only putting on the finest of ingredients (like bacon and grilled onion as examples) on my burgs.
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:04 (fifteen years ago)
don't mention bacon lest LJ flip out again
― eddie mcguire suppression ring (electricsound), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:04 (fifteen years ago)
an excised truth is still the truth.
― estela, Monday, 2 August 2010 12:07 (fifteen years ago)
You don't know what is truth, Ruth!
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:08 (fifteen years ago)
can only handle half of a GIRL burger
mmm, juicy half-a-girlburger
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/kitbrash/wdyll/phil_burg2.jpg
― Miss LUSHBOOSIE (sic), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:12 (fifteen years ago)
Guys where are we burgin' on Sat. 21st August in Sydney?
― jabulani hands (S-), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:13 (fifteen years ago)
wait, what's that all over the plate in the background?
CSI evidence suggests that subject may have only handled 0.4, at best, of a girlburger
― Miss LUSHBOOSIE (sic), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:14 (fifteen years ago)
xpost
looks like I'm going to be burgin' on a plane to London, lol
"i can't eat the other half, i'm too phil."
― estela, Monday, 2 August 2010 12:15 (fifteen years ago)
burgin' off
xp lol
― tea wrecks electric warrior (haitch), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:17 (fifteen years ago)
loooooool well you don't get your mixtape.
x2
― jabulani hands (S-), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:17 (fifteen years ago)
wait are we sure the man the complained about his pork burger actually finished it, maybe it was so mediocre (as he whined) that he could not get the job done
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:18 (fifteen years ago)
Who'd want to finish a burger after having sex with it?
― jabulani hands (S-), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:19 (fifteen years ago)
could maybe lunchburg before flight if yr here in day? REMATCH at Moo, Phil vs dainty ladyburg
― Miss LUSHBOOSIE (sic), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:20 (fifteen years ago)
I will tackle full monster burg and beat you poofs, I have every confidence in that.
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:21 (fifteen years ago)
Have the day wide open (ooer) for burgerin' the Saturday.
― jabulani hands (S-), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:22 (fifteen years ago)
wide open burger
will see what I can do.
― Miss LUSHBOOSIE (sic), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:45 (fifteen years ago)