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Avocado? Fuck off.

John Cougar Melon Baller (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 09:01 (sixteen years ago)

I almost punched the dude at Oporto today who asked if I wanted avocado on my burg.

John Cougar Melon Baller (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 09:02 (sixteen years ago)

Went for a mini chicken burg and kumchips at tha 'fuel for lunch today -checked the menu and you're right, there's only two full-size beef burgers without aioli.

Oh boy, Midgard! That's where I go Biking! (sic), Thursday, 13 May 2010 10:03 (sixteen years ago)

I had a burg last night that with exchange rate would be approaching $25. Would not burg again.

Willing Travelbury (S-), Thursday, 13 May 2010 10:42 (sixteen years ago)

considering an expedition to Crows Nest for a Counter Burg next weekend

Oh boy, Midgard! That's where I go Biking! (sic), Friday, 14 May 2010 00:02 (sixteen years ago)

tried this today.

http://www.byronhamburgers.com/story/

v. good

Willing Travelbury (S-), Friday, 14 May 2010 13:53 (sixteen years ago)

Just had my third burger within the last 24 hours. Feeling strong!
7:55 AM May 22nd via txt

robynkonichiwa
Robyn

the standing cat (sic), Monday, 24 May 2010 09:05 (sixteen years ago)

Remember when McDonalds* burgs had that ring of cardboard around them? Turns out that Red Rooster burgs still has them!

* - apart from k1t, obviously

more leik Kingsley Anus rite (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 29 May 2010 09:57 (sixteen years ago)

so when are you dudes burgin here:

http://www.theage.com.au/small-business/australian-cafe-claims-worlds-biggest-burger-20100607-xptl.html

Help Im minger (electricsound), Monday, 7 June 2010 05:37 (sixteen years ago)

hmmm

grill'd are opening a Sydney store (across the road from the pub we fapped at with all teh cur\/y g!R15 in it) btw!

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Monday, 7 June 2010 05:42 (sixteen years ago)

now all we need is a burgfuel in melbie

Help Im minger (electricsound), Monday, 7 June 2010 05:46 (sixteen years ago)

interesting twist in the Sydders/Melbs burgs rivarly

Look out, lovers of fads: it's Louis Jagger in cricket pads! (King Boy Pato), Monday, 7 June 2010 05:55 (sixteen years ago)

does the napier still do the bogan burger? i got a hankering

sugar fuckup (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 01:50 (sixteen years ago)

yessir

they don't do the toast in duck confit (w/ dipping SALT) anymore, unfotsch

amuse-douche (haitch), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 01:57 (sixteen years ago)

dangit

anyone else in?

sugar fuckup (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:04 (sixteen years ago)

2nite? hmmm.

amuse-douche (haitch), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:15 (sixteen years ago)

no no not tonite.. but soon

sugar fuckup (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:40 (sixteen years ago)

promised Pato but then forgot to post the other week that I had Hungry Jacks for the first time in, maybe, nine years? (last ate McDonalds in 1999, had Burger King on 29/6/02, HJs somewhere between the two). I didn't bother to read the menu closely, so only found out when I was back at the table with my meal that the Whopper is now the SMALLEST adult burger in the joint! what kind of sense is this supposed to make? anyway, inexplicably tiny burger, chips not salty enough, and far more colour than flavour in my fountain beverage = not likely to start hitting it up after the movies high-school style any other time soon.

dyaon't (sic), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:24 (sixteen years ago)

angry angus my friend

sugar fuckup (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:24 (sixteen years ago)

ugh @ the angus burger wars. you could make the burgers out of angus sampson himself and i still won't buy one

― indie spare (electricsound), Friday, 20 November 2009 18:58 (6 months ago)

dyaon't (sic), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:29 (sixteen years ago)

woops

sugar fuckup (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:30 (sixteen years ago)

how could i resist that face

http://www.gazillionmovies.com/Actor/A/An/Pictures/angus-sampson.jpg

sugar fuckup (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:30 (sixteen years ago)

AA burg is gut. I was about to get HJ's a moment ago, but got sushi instead.

carpe carp (S-), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:32 (sixteen years ago)

BIG fan of that potato chip ad starring angus s. recently

amuse-douche (haitch), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:40 (sixteen years ago)

he has very full lips

sugar fuckup (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:42 (sixteen years ago)

Bogan burger is a bit shit. We should do Misty's one night.

carpe carp (S-), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:51 (sixteen years ago)

he has full something else in this candid snap

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51%2BIPBZVa%2BL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

dyaon't (sic), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:53 (sixteen years ago)

yeah you get that impression from the reviews but i figger it's one of those things you need to try once

misty's looks pretty nice, though wrong side of the trax

sugar fuckup (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:54 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.mistys.com.au/home.php

carpe carp (S-), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:54 (sixteen years ago)

er, THIS one, of course

http://www.mistysdiner.com.au/index.asp

carpe carp (S-), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:55 (sixteen years ago)

you bastid

sugar fuckup (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:55 (sixteen years ago)

Keen to check out

http://www.captainamericas.com.au/main.htm

also, but even worse distance-wise than simply wrong side of river. Maybe haitch could stop in and review it when he does city-dimo cycle.

carpe carp (S-), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:58 (sixteen years ago)

A double No. 4 Heavenly burger weighing 1 kilo served with 600 grams of chips for men and 300 grams for ladies.

Become a legend.

Clean the plate in less than one hour and your name goes on our honour board. If you beat the record, your meal is free.

The World Record is just over 8 minutes for men and 16 minutes for ladies

throwdown

sugar fuckup (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:59 (sixteen years ago)

ferntree gully's a bit of a diversion!

600 grams of chips for men and 300 grams for ladies (haitch), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 06:06 (sixteen years ago)

if you rode there you'd probably have the requisite appetite

sugar fuckup (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 06:07 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Moo Gourmet Burger opening in Newtown imminently - looks like just metres from BurgerFuel?

Print these vouchers now and start camping outside.

oh shit a ◕‿‿◕ (sic), Thursday, 8 July 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)

I am so EXCITED by this VERY EXCITING news.

They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 8 July 2010 08:42 (fifteen years ago)

pork burger looks pretty smashable imo

oh shit a ◕‿‿◕ (sic), Thursday, 8 July 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)

porkable

oh shit a ◕‿‿◕ (sic), Thursday, 8 July 2010 14:22 (fifteen years ago)

basically, I would fuck that burger.

oh shit a ◕‿‿◕ (sic), Thursday, 8 July 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)

ahahaha

king solomon and the surrealists (electricsound), Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

curse you sydney and your interesting burger establishments

king solomon and the surrealists (electricsound), Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:37 (fifteen years ago)

just got emailed an opening special 2-for-1 voucher for Grill'd in Darlinghurst.

oh shit a ◕‿‿◕ (sic), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:27 (fifteen years ago)

OMG FORWARD THAT E-MAIL

"The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Friday, 9 July 2010 11:19 (fifteen years ago)

p sure I sent you the previous email that you needed to sign up for freebie from

oh shit a ◕‿‿◕ (sic), Monday, 12 July 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)

2nite i took the ~~~homeburg~~~ option: acquired coles 'verified' angus patties, got some buns, added sharp cheddar slices, bit of rocket, bbq sauce

good times

whores catégorie (haitch), Monday, 12 July 2010 09:34 (fifteen years ago)

pan fry? cooking times etc

polished, egalitarian and visionary hard-drinking womaniser (electricsound), Monday, 12 July 2010 09:45 (fifteen years ago)

ya pan fry, baout 10-12 minutes

whores catégorie (haitch), Monday, 12 July 2010 09:54 (fifteen years ago)

I purchased a grill pan so I can GRILL BURG at home.

"The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Monday, 12 July 2010 10:29 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10699456

wouldn't get this sort of treatment at DANNYS amirite

tea wrecks electric warrior (haitch), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 07:08 (fifteen years ago)


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