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not the behaviour of someone who's truly burgin

frank bananarama (electricsound), Sunday, 8 November 2009 09:11 (fourteen years ago) link

I think a burger intervention is called for

gin & diatonic (sic), Sunday, 8 November 2009 09:25 (fourteen years ago) link

She was quite adamant about going to HJs.

Maybe she just needs an education in burgin'.

The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 November 2009 09:26 (fourteen years ago) link

you are the man to do so

frank bananarama (electricsound), Sunday, 8 November 2009 09:28 (fourteen years ago) link

study Puppetry Of The Penis calendar

"now HERE's a burger you should be eating, love"

gin & diatonic (sic), Sunday, 8 November 2009 09:30 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/M/mind_your_manners/images/Jill.jpg

estela, Sunday, 8 November 2009 09:35 (fourteen years ago) link

no, she can't have one

gin & diatonic (sic), Sunday, 8 November 2009 10:59 (fourteen years ago) link

sailing close to the wind, pal

The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 November 2009 12:07 (fourteen years ago) link

fajita chicken burg'd in slurry hills today
went for that bcz of the "roast capsicum" listed as ingredient, got 3 inch-long strips :(

still, crownie at lunch eased the pain of 3 hrs overtime later

zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:05 (fourteen years ago) link

"crownie at lunch"??

The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link

goes best wth food

jugs since: cracknbeack, coopers (green), barons, barons

zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:11 (fourteen years ago) link

should prob have a tiny cup of water now

zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:12 (fourteen years ago) link

did you win??

jabba hands, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link

lol obv

zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link

was meant to be going to dinner but ended up working til 8 so

zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link

tough gig

The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link

going to a somewhat nice restaurant on saturday night hmmmm

The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link

If you take two serviettes from the dispenser on the counter, you can quickly fashion a pocket square while she's not looking

zing touch me I'm (sic), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link

^serviette mcgyver

indie spare (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link

also: lol its in manly so it isnt that nice lol

The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link

goin' to the steyne after?

zing touch me I'm (sic), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:36 (fourteen years ago) link

uhhhhhhhh

The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link

it's cool bro I'm a rugby league player

zing touch me I'm (sic), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Sometimes this thread reminds me what the mong thread must be like for nonmongs.

i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link

oh noes guys its a shame that I have plans for Saturday night already -- I just got offered tickets to a Nickleback concert!!

The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link

baby got nickleback

indie spare (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link

nickelback dat azz up

BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Get some paddlepops.

I was planning to go to the HJs on Kingsway, but ended up at Danny's St. Kilda. beef cheese onion lettuce tomato bacon ts & mustard straightup, et in an airconditioned car like a fat cunt.

Cosmic Ugg (S-), Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:06 (fourteen years ago) link

my my aren't we petit bourgeois

The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Are those fancypants "angus" maccas any good? I dont eat the shit but the picture looks vaguely edible.

hulk would smash (Trayce), Friday, 13 November 2009 01:00 (fourteen years ago) link

i huffed one it weren't bad

wilter, Friday, 13 November 2009 02:44 (fourteen years ago) link

celebrating ten years of not eating maccas ovah heah

was thinking of going past burgerfuel après pub tonight, but roo & beetroot salad on bed of rocket and parmesan seems to have sated my capacity for dead animal this week

zing touch me I'm (sic), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link

In other news, Grand Angus is incredibly gross. needed a double cheeseburger to wash the taste out of my mouth.

Cosmic Ugg (S-), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Going to get ONE of the FIVE different kinds of burger at the TOWNIE tonight.

The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link

what are the other four

indie spare (electricsound), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link

oh well I couldn't make it to the Townie tonight, I sure hope nobody turned up expecting me there

The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 November 2009 12:15 (fourteen years ago) link

^i hope you found an alternative burger source and that you had a hot chip waiting for you in your bed when you posted that.

estela, Friday, 20 November 2009 05:31 (fourteen years ago) link

thankfully not a chip off the old block

The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 November 2009 06:08 (fourteen years ago) link

ugh @ the angus burger wars. you could make the burgers out of angus sampson himself and i still won't buy one

indie spare (electricsound), Friday, 20 November 2009 07:58 (fourteen years ago) link

^ I believe Hungry Jacks' "Angry Angus" was indeed made from Gussie Sampson lipo offcuts, hence its life-threatening fat, salt and sodium content. Public outcry and ARIA-week sentimentality have forced a change to the much leaner Angus Young shavings.

BACH STARKER (sic), Friday, 27 November 2009 05:46 (fourteen years ago) link

spammed by Burgerfuel tbh:

We’re bringing out the "Santa Boars" Christmas special - it's got grilled strips of wild boar, crispy pork crackling, whole cranberries, apple puree, handmade salad, sweet tomato relish and fresh natural aioli on our classic wholemeal bun for $13.90.

http://i9.createsend4.com/ti/r/90/AD9/583/132920/images/boar-burger.jpg

Santa Boars (winshit@burgerfuel.co.nz) (sic), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link

love pork crackling, dunno about it being on a burger tho

Rosy Rube (haitch), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 23:24 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm down with that

electrical audio's sm57 (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 23:24 (fourteen years ago) link

with eating it or being deeply unsure about it? I'm with haitch in the latter camp

Santa Boars (winshit@burgerfuel.co.nz) (sic), Thursday, 3 December 2009 10:43 (fourteen years ago) link

eating it! i have often had crackling in a roll with gravy

an error has occurred (electricsound), Thursday, 3 December 2009 10:44 (fourteen years ago) link

gravy seems handy there to soften the crackling for post-bun biting, I'm a bit worried that crisp crackling would arrest your teeth's progress through the burger qua burger

Santa Boars (winshit@burgerfuel.co.nz) (sic), Friday, 4 December 2009 00:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Angry Angus is pretty good. Would eat again.

Cosmic Ugg (S-), Friday, 4 December 2009 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link

wondered why you were so salty

an error has occurred (electricsound), Friday, 4 December 2009 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Do you know how tough it is to live a couple of minutes walk away from a strip of Portugese eateries with the finest chicken burgers you could ever hope for?

Worse Lieutenant (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 10 December 2009 06:14 (fourteen years ago) link

The local main street committee has already authorised a placement of a big screen for the Brazil vs Portugal World Cup match next year. Hope they can someone organise free chicken burgers with chilli for this event.

Worse Lieutenant (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 10 December 2009 06:16 (fourteen years ago) link


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