New Zealand dole bludgers! Lobster-coloured poms! Wanky cafes all over the streetfront! Awkward public transport! Can ANGRY PATO ignore all these things and lavish attention on his lady, or will only a BURGERFUEL STUDNUT STILTON and kumara chips quell his rage?
― RAPTOBER (sic), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 03:09 (sixteen years ago)
Awkward public transport!
OK, that I might get angry at.
YOU HAVE A TRAIN TO BONDI JUNCTION BUT NOT TO BONDI BEACH WHERE EVERY IDIOT WANTS TO GOOOOOOOO
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 03:46 (sixteen years ago)
At the Darlo Bar for Jay Katz' music trivia - twenty-one different burgers on the menu
― RAPTOBER (sic), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 08:48 (sixteen years ago)
the fortnight and week of burgersssssss
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 09:39 (sixteen years ago)
To be slightly fair I counted all three different sauce-flavours for the chicken burger
but still!
― RAPTOBER (sic), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 11:41 (sixteen years ago)
COGH very quiet today
― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Thursday, 29 October 2009 01:51 (sixteen years ago)
it should be harbl's day in australia by now
― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Thursday, 29 October 2009 02:02 (sixteen years ago)
considering a burger
might get sushi instead tho
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Thursday, 29 October 2009 02:02 (sixteen years ago)
there u go harbl
― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Thursday, 29 October 2009 02:06 (sixteen years ago)
had DANNYS double plain, no lettuce, plus cheese, bacon, bbq sauce
chips were OFF THE MENU by the time i got there!!
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:34 (sixteen years ago)
you party animal
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Thursday, 29 October 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)
Chips...were off the menu?
Is Dannys run by terrorists??
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 29 October 2009 22:39 (sixteen years ago)
the best damn terrorists in town!
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Thursday, 29 October 2009 22:41 (sixteen years ago)
oh no I am going to meet her mum tomorrow night
HELPP
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Friday, 30 October 2009 01:02 (sixteen years ago)
this is all a bit quick
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Friday, 30 October 2009 01:03 (sixteen years ago)
I agree.
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Friday, 30 October 2009 01:04 (sixteen years ago)
AND HER MUM'S NEW BOYFRIEND
welp anyway i was shown this legendary selection of fb posts and i just wanna say congrats
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Friday, 30 October 2009 01:05 (sixteen years ago)
double date
xpost
― Cosmic Ugg (S-), Friday, 30 October 2009 01:12 (sixteen years ago)
wait
what
how
"congrats"
?
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Friday, 30 October 2009 01:44 (sixteen years ago)
http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-3.gif
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Friday, 30 October 2009 01:45 (sixteen years ago)
repost here jim, urgent and key
meeting mum: just picking her up at the house and then heading off, or...?
― RAPTOBER (sic), Friday, 30 October 2009 02:20 (sixteen years ago)
Er, sort of.
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Friday, 30 October 2009 02:22 (sixteen years ago)
filling out a sexual history form and supplying a blood sample?
― RAPTOBER (sic), Friday, 30 October 2009 03:49 (sixteen years ago)
i look forward to future pwnings using this jpg
http://i36.tinypic.com/3308js5.jpg
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Friday, 30 October 2009 03:53 (sixteen years ago)
what if it turns out you have already met her mother, in a tent.
― estela, Friday, 30 October 2009 04:45 (sixteen years ago)
akward_reunion.jpg
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Friday, 30 October 2009 05:00 (sixteen years ago)
Then it will be 'intense'! (in tents)
― Cosmic Ugg (S-), Sunday, 1 November 2009 02:49 (sixteen years ago)
cougarandcubdissatisfaction.com
― RAPTOBER (sic), Sunday, 1 November 2009 08:06 (sixteen years ago)
We went to Oporto's for lunch today. I think it is very obvious she is a chicken burger lady.
I guess I can live with that.
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 02:35 (sixteen years ago)
i go out with a VEGIE BURGER eater
consider yourself lucky
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Thursday, 5 November 2009 02:41 (sixteen years ago)
Veggie Burgers aren't real Burgers, my man! Run! Run!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 02:42 (sixteen years ago)
you can still take her to burgerfuel, they'll flay up a chook.
― niggaz thought M.A.S stand for mop and shit (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2009 02:43 (sixteen years ago)
does she like chips, i hope so.
― estela, Thursday, 5 November 2009 02:56 (sixteen years ago)
^single entendre.
― estela, Thursday, 5 November 2009 02:57 (sixteen years ago)
Had to go to Kmart to buy boardshorts so had an Oscar burger from Burger Bun(includes onion, pineapple, sundried tomato jam stuff)
their chips are always a mistake, I should have remembered and had a green bean salad
― niggaz thought M.A.S stand for mop and shit (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2009 04:26 (sixteen years ago)
you going surfin'?
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Thursday, 5 November 2009 04:30 (sixteen years ago)
lol broadway
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 04:55 (sixteen years ago)
The K-Mart there sucks btw
bf used to live in Bond Junc just near broadway I think, when he lived in syd.
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Thursday, 5 November 2009 05:00 (sixteen years ago)
Errrr...
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 05:12 (sixteen years ago)
― RAPTOBER (sic), Sunday, 1 November 2009 19:06 (4 days ago)
just didn't want this to pass wiouth acknowledging the many roffs it has brought over recent days
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Thursday, 5 November 2009 05:18 (sixteen years ago)
" "
― estela, Thursday, 5 November 2009 05:27 (sixteen years ago)
Err? you guys were talking abt the area or was I misreading?
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Thursday, 5 November 2009 05:31 (sixteen years ago)
broadway's nowhere near BJ i would have thought?
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Thursday, 5 November 2009 05:37 (sixteen years ago)
http://i33.tinypic.com/f3b121.jpg
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Thursday, 5 November 2009 05:46 (sixteen years ago)
many BJs given though, in broadway
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Thursday, 5 November 2009 05:56 (sixteen years ago)
Oh ok I got confused I tht the broadway shopping centre was in that area.
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Thursday, 5 November 2009 06:20 (sixteen years ago)
I may be thinking of something else. I've only been to Syd a couple times.
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Thursday, 5 November 2009 06:21 (sixteen years ago)
hit the beach for the first time in a couple of years last Sunday, have autumn almanacced enough this year that the dickstickers just aren't cutting it
lol at K-Mart connessiuer!
I used to live in Prahran, just near AC/DC Lane
― niggaz thought M.A.S stand for mop and shit (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2009 06:28 (sixteen years ago)