Don't watch 3 guys 1 hammer

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Just an advice for those who may not have heard about this, stay away from any video called "3 guys 1 hammer"... I won't go into details about it (cause I have no morbid fascination for this kind of stuff), but it's basically 3 young guys torturing a man to death. I'd like this to be revealed as a fake, but it doesn't look like it.

This seems to be going viral (in a 2 girls 1 cup way), the worse being the jerks posting their reactions to it on Youtube.

Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:34 (nine years ago) Permalink

WTF?!?

the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:36 (nine years ago) Permalink

Pretty scary stuff

Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

Holy shit! A quick google search makes it sound like the thing is very, very real. A murder from the Ukraine, at least according to this.

the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

DO NOT WANT.

the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

Thanks for alerting me to this video's existence. I'd hate to accidentally stumble upon it without warning on one of my death forums.

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

don't worry, it's fake

Snorks is worst cartoon in america and world plus fuck Snorks (iiiijjjj), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:41 (nine years ago) Permalink

really? this seems to be the case that it refers to:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs

joe, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

xpost!

joe, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

Uh, dude, I think the point was thats its gone viral and is popping up in unexpected places. I don't think his warning about something of this nature was that far out of line. I mean, I got as far as typing in "3 gu" and Google auto-fill populated the top ten with references to this.

(xxxpost)

the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

no desire to see this whatsoever

mark cl, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

ugh

mark cl, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

Motive

The prosecution did not establish a specific motive behind the killings. Local media reported that the killers had a plan to get rich from the murder videos that they recorded. One of the suspects' girlfriends reported that they were planning to make forty videos of separate murders. This was corroborated by the suspects' former classmate, who claimed that he often heard Suprunyuck was in contact with an unknown "rich foreign website operator" who ordered forty snuff videos, and would pay a large sum of money once they were made.[14] Regional security chief Ivan Stupak rejected the claim that the murders had been committed to make Internet snuff videos, saying that no evidence had come to light during the investigation that supported the claim.[31] Detective Bogdan Vlasenko stated: "We think they were doing it as a hobby, to have a collection of memories when they get old."[32] Deputy interior minister Nikolay Kupyanskiy commented "For these young men, murder was like entertainment or hunting."[29]

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

no desire to see this whatsoever

No desire to even know about it, so thanks for nothing whoever posted this thread

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan noo an' aw (Tom D.), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

I don't know, I'm glad I now have the warning to never ever ever click on it. I mean, I eventually gave in after the 135th jackass sent me 2 girls 1 cup. This way I know to stay far away from this and anyone that thinks its "funny" to send me it.

the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

these dudes are fucked up, I read about them a wee while ago

I haven't seen this but I don't want to

m. white btw (cozwn), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

xpost My prediction: no one is going to send this to you.

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

I want something to be clear : I didn't want to advertise this at all. I just stumbled on it by accident on a lame video game board and I don't want other people to experience the same thing.

Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

xpost My prediction: no one is going to send this to you.

You're either being willfully difficult or a clueless idiot, can't tell which yet. People fwd links to this kind of shit all the time.

the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

I want something to be clear : I didn't want to advertise this at all. I just stumbled on it by accident on a lame video game board and I don't want other people to experience the same thing.

― Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:54 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://www.greyregion.com/img/dont-press-the-red-button.jpg

joe, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

I've never "stumbled across" any of those famous gross out clips in my life before, don't know why this one would be any different

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan noo an' aw (Tom D.), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:57 (nine years ago) Permalink

Congrats Tom D I see you are new to the internet, welcome.

3 mods 1 banhammer (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

i'm glad that i don't read any websites that have murder videos, or have friends who would send me links to one, at least without a warning.

When I was younger I watched some gruesome shit and i have no desire to do so again. Just a total downer.

De Mysteriis Dom Passantino (jim), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

was this not linked by cankles to some thread as 'man being murdered'?

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

100% positive that my friends would never send me a link to this kind of shit ever

hallmark race cards (donna rouge), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

Congrats Tom D I see you are new to the internet, welcome.

LOL, perhaps I just don't live there

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan noo an' aw (Tom D.), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

You're either being willfully difficult or a clueless idiot, can't tell which yet.

I'm engaging in conversation with you, aren't I?

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

I'm not saying its going to be attached to every e-mail and forum ever here guys. Just saying, there are some idiots out there that have my address for whatever reason and fwd me stupid, random, offensive shit all the time. I wouldn't even call them friends. It happens. Dude here was offering up a fair warning, I don't see why he's being vilified for it. Sure, one could argue that he's calling attention to it... but I'd rather know to avoid it than risk ever ever coming across it.

(I mean, obviously I wish the fucking thing never existed in the first place... but that cats already out of the bag)

3 mods 1 banhammer (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:02 (nine years ago) Permalink

Enough already, you've really hammered that point home.

Snorks is worst cartoon in america and world plus fuck Snorks (iiiijjjj), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:02 (nine years ago) Permalink

Glad the wikipedia page has extensive info about the guy killed in the video, who he was, what he meant to his family and friends.

Eazy, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

I might well be a clueless twat but no-one has ever sent me anything like this! Yay, my friends!

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan noo an' aw (Tom D.), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

You are lucky.

3 mods 1 banhammer (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:04 (nine years ago) Permalink

My folks send me greeting cards, friends send me stuff about the NEA being cut, that's about it.

Eazy, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:05 (nine years ago) Permalink

100% positive that my friends would never send me a link to this kind of shit ever

Same for me. I would instantly ban them for ever from my life. But a lot of people seem to think it's funny to post the link everywhere they can. And because of its name, a lot of people will click on it expecting a gross video like 2 girls 1 cup, not a brutal murder.

Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:08 (nine years ago) Permalink

they killed a number of people like this didn't they? and would openly chase people down the street w/hammers

I think you'd be able to hazard a guess tht a video called "3 guys 1 hammer" wd be gruesome

m. white btw (cozwn), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

Warning y'all now, don't ever watch "Two Men A Trumpet and a Drum Machine".

General Pubic (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:18 (nine years ago) Permalink

3 Other Naked Dudes 1 Jagger

highway to sarahel (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

Enough already, you've really hammered that point home.

dun dunn tsssh.

I for one appreciate the heads up. Thanks OP.

Highly trained BBQ chef (rockapads), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

Found the video. Thanks snowball.

http://tinyurl.com/ggggst (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:23 (nine years ago) Permalink

Suggest hammer.

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

am now obsessively watching youtube croquet fwiw

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

Interesting this discussion about friends forwarding disgusting videos comes up today. Just this morning, I've seen this sickening video on about a dozen friends' Facebook pages.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:35 (nine years ago) Permalink

I did inadvertantly see some of this but had no stomach for it. Frankly as wanton as those kids are, I find it less disturbing that there are occasionally sociopathic homicidal maniacs than what watching the videos out of the post-election Iranian protests makes me think of humanity at a broader level.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

xpost: is taht a crabcore vid?

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

Just say no to guys with hammers, esp. if they have a custom made belt to carry them about with

http://www.funkidslive.com/wp-content/uploads/bob_02-300x232.jpg

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan noo an' aw (Tom D.), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs is a bit hard to say

how about we go with Ukrainiacs

Mariela Ure (jeff), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:41 (nine years ago) Permalink

3 hammers 1 guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7YYLo4p06E

ledge, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:42 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.dentist.net/images/ah-enamel-care.jpg

Eazy, Friday, 24 July 2009 18:23 (nine years ago) Permalink

pretty weird that snuff films are a real thing

in tranny mariah (Matt P), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:27 (nine years ago) Permalink

wanna know more about the guy who offered them money...... like, how does that work

in tranny mariah (Matt P), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:28 (nine years ago) Permalink

Hate that wedding video since I clicked on it like six times this morning.

Twitter Friend #1: OMG, this just made my day! tinyurl.com/i8uweyfhp

Twitter Friend #13: If you haven't seen this, you're missing out! tinyurl.com/asoedif

Twitter Friend #32: Lonely guy, just sitting round thinkin bout this: tinyurl.com/asoid3

http://tinyurl.com/ggggst (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

I've never "stumbled across" any of those famous gross out clips in my life before, don't know why this one would be any different

Life has this funny way of throwing you some surprises.

I'm happy I know of its existence. I saw some of this shit way back but I avoid it like the plague mexican flu now.

Unregistered Googler (stevienixed), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:04 (nine years ago) Permalink

the killer is going to be animated gifs, which I have heard have already been made. It's easy to avoid video links from people you don't trust, but embedded gifs on forums are where I've seen most things that cannot be unseen.

Highly trained BBQ chef (rockapads), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

Next up: 3 guys, 1 hamster

Eazy, Friday, 24 July 2009 20:16 (nine years ago) Permalink

3 hammers 2 turtles 1 guy

Snorks is worst cartoon in america and world plus fuck Snorks (iiiijjjj), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:57 (nine years ago) Permalink

don't forget the plant

Armageddon Two: Armageddon (dyao), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:57 (nine years ago) Permalink

also, 1 carnivorous plant emerging from 1 pipe, 3 white trees, 2½ clouds, and some bricks

Snorks is worst cartoon in america and world plus fuck Snorks (iiiijjjj), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

ugh that wikipedia article has made me physically sick

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 July 2009 21:15 (nine years ago) Permalink

yeah, don't read the wiki article btw

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 July 2009 21:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

Just continue to not watch the video by not googling "3 guys 1 hammer." Simple.

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Friday, 24 July 2009 21:25 (nine years ago) Permalink

The BEST thing about this in comparison to "2 girls 1 cup" is that it definitively puts everyone on the same page w.r.t the sex/violence debate.

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Friday, 24 July 2009 21:27 (nine years ago) Permalink

I like that you can show "2 girls 1 cup" at a party and have a ball and I like that you can not do the same with this one.

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Friday, 24 July 2009 21:28 (nine years ago) Permalink

man you go to some fun parties

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 24 July 2009 21:31 (nine years ago) Permalink

i saw this when someone (cankles?) posted this, and it is a honestly the worst mistake i have ever made. this is depressing and terrible, and it will (srsly) scar you. not to get too emotional, but this bullshit is irrevocable, and as a result of opening the file I feel like a party to it, and that sucks.

sorry no funny. don't watch this.

wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Saturday, 25 July 2009 04:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

did canks really post a link? i don't want to believe it.

tru_uth hurts (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 25 July 2009 04:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

sb for that shit imo

mark cl, Saturday, 25 July 2009 04:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

if he did, u know

mark cl, Saturday, 25 July 2009 04:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

somebody did.

wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Saturday, 25 July 2009 04:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

Yeah he did. I watched a bit of it when it was posted and it was, you know, the most fucked thing I've ever seen

But having said that cankles did preface the link with 'this is a guy getting murdered' or something.

wilter, Saturday, 25 July 2009 04:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

in the nsfw thrd iirc

wilter, Saturday, 25 July 2009 04:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

sorry dudes not trying to destroy my usual happy go lucky but i still feel like a co-conspirator just for watching this and it really really depresses me.

wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Saturday, 25 July 2009 04:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

i know, when this thread was started i immediately recalled how graphic it was, it def stays with you :(

wilter, Saturday, 25 July 2009 04:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

its like the worst face of the internet - the thing that honestly kind of shows the horrible potential

wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Saturday, 25 July 2009 04:50 (nine years ago) Permalink

we need more celebrity sex romp videos and less terrifying gore videos.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 25 July 2009 04:50 (nine years ago) Permalink

seriously dont watch his though. and i know the sad thing about saying that is that it encourages the curiosity, but as a dude that loves crazy fucked up horror film shit, its the worst thing ever.

fuck it, super bummed out, hate that i ever saw this and that its in my head now. going to go play with my puppy for a while.

xpost

wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Saturday, 25 July 2009 04:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

I trust myself never to watch it, so I can afford to be irreverent on this thread, but if someone here actually did post a link to it, I'd advocate permaban.

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Saturday, 25 July 2009 04:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

jesus christ jjj, you're fuckin me up now

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 July 2009 05:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

I really hesitated to start that thread because I knew it could look l was trying to hype this, in a "will you dare to watch this" way. That was just a friendly advice from someone who really had some problems to sleep because of this last night... I hope the people who seemed to be annoyed about this thread will believe me on this.

BTW I was joking when I said I lost a part of my humanity when I saw the wedding video, it was just to express the difference of nature between these two vids in a silly way.

Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Saturday, 25 July 2009 05:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

john you should probably blow this thread away. if people want to belong to ebaums and SA and ED/4chan they can go there and be a part of the discussion. ILX is supposed to be about identity politics and accidental mastrubation gags

El Tomboto, Saturday, 25 July 2009 05:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

ok sometimes said gags are on purpose but hey

El Tomboto, Saturday, 25 July 2009 06:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

I agree with you El Tomboto. I think this should be locked now.

An whoever posted that shit (even in a NSFW thread) should be permabanned.

Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Saturday, 25 July 2009 06:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

I have a friend who really wanted to walk down the aisle to "that Shaggy song". This caused a large amount of boggling until we realized she meant "Angel" and not "It Wasn't Me".

I read this as bogling instead of boggling. Strange mental image.

JimD, Saturday, 25 July 2009 09:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

My life was a lot happier before I clicked on this thread.

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:28 (nine years ago) Permalink

was this not linked by cankles to some thread as 'man being murdered'?

― country matters, Friday, July 24, 2009 12:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ya i linked it on here a while back, i didnt know it had a fukkin cutesy name like 3 guys 1 hammer now, what the hell is wrong w/ppl imo

the shitbirdification of america's youth (cankles), Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:33 (nine years ago) Permalink

is it on encyclopedia dramatica yet?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

yup

Pancakes are one of my favorite ways to party. (ENBB), Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:41 (nine years ago) Permalink

6 Guys 1 Saif has sequels.

Kerm, Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

x-post - Was the first result I got when I googled it. There is a tiny little clip on the page that was enough to make me feel sick even though you couldn't even really tell what was going on in it. ugh.

Pancakes are one of my favorite ways to party. (ENBB), Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

WTF is this thread still doing here? What's wrong with you, mods?

Ok, let's try and get it moved then.

Masturbation!

(Did that do it?)

StanM, Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

fucking people

Pancakes are one of my favorite ways to party. (ENBB), Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

there's a mediafire link on ED where you can watch the vid with "Yakety Sax"

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

animated gifs?

max arrrrrgh, Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

awright awright awright

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Saturday, 25 July 2009 15:05 (nine years ago) Permalink


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