Request for Discussion: New Board entitled "I Love LBZC"

We could just bulldoze IDME and build it on top of that.

A prison board, capital idea.

With so much drama in the l-b-z-c
Its kinda hard bein snoop d-o-double-g
But i, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day

...and it certainly wouldn't be a meta board.

can i be weird and ask what is going on with all these new boards - The Church? Cape Of Hope or whatever? What are these? Can we eat...etc?

Tombot has gotten bored of hardmanning the same four or five forums over and over again, so he's branching out into new areas.

It's like those forests that kings used to keep just so's they'd have somewhere to hunt pigs in.

'hunt'

I support this board. It would be like a britishes De Subjectivisten.

We could have a trial 1 month strictly non-meta policy. You know, for kids.

We've given so much to the site and all we ask is a little space in return. We're like the Basques or the Cornish or something.

WE ARE A PROUD PEOPLE

I think you are about as likely to be given a beautiful pony with wings and a big horn sticking out the front of its head but that's just my personal opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqzF3YL8laM

Or maybe a spaceship that lands on a pitch in the middle of Klagenfurt, that's marginally more likely than an I Love LBZC.

Frankly in a world where The Church exists it seems way perverse not to give us a board.

Moderation free? Invite only?

This is being moved to I Must Protest by the way.

If anyone can come up with arguments against it, I'd like to hear them.

I don't see what could go wrong, frankly.

Just in case of the unlikely event that this may go ahead, I am officially claiming Cape of Good Hope to be the home of Mondeo Pop on ILX.

^^^ This dude has his own board

well, even if this board was created, it would just be bulldozed for the inevitable "I Like Dogs" board next week.

I Wuv Cuddles and Ickle Kitty Wittens, you mean.

it's here already, but it's a secret borad

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/intifada.jpg

how long before this behaviour is a bannable offence? countdown....

user- Noodle Vague
banned for- Insincerity
term- INFINITE

You guys are bored, huh.

I don't think I've ever typed an insincere word on here.

You guys are bored, huh.

-- HI DERE, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 14:36 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

And hopefully soon we'll be "board"

xpost you may have done, but it was erased from both the board (later deleted) and your memory.

xxpost- yep pretty bored. god isn't even answering questions on the church thread. at least the last owner showed up every once in a fucking while.

The higher you build your barriers
The stronger we become

that Workshy Allstars board is basically proto-LZBC, can we not appropriate it? dog latin is pretty much the OG LZBC founder

apparently you only have to ask, and it shall be so.

i wonder who we ask?

xpost

But that would mean locking all those fine threads

No it wouldn't. LZBC is a democratic organisation and we do not believe that purging the past is the way forward; nay, the past offers us sustenance and retrospective LOLZ.

But we don't believe in bare-faced landgrabs with blood seeping out from under the thin veneer of "respectability" applied by imperialist moderators, either.

that Workshy Allstars board is basically proto-LZBC, can we not appropriate it? dog latin is pretty much the OG LZBC founder

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 14:00 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no and no. no meta board. sorry.

This isn't necessarily about being meta.

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This isn't about a "meta" board. I mean, back when Tombot said that all the meta should be on one board and that Ask Chaki was working as an experiment, we all listened to him and look where that got us.

This is about a seperate board for the LBZC, arguably ILx's greatest cultural contribution outside of that Cadence Voice track the dude who pissed himself remixed.

how many votes/complaints would it take to get kittens/cuddlestein banned from the site on a no-tolerance policy, i wonder?

you know the type of thing, boards effectively deleted, threads locked, cuddlestein posters targeted for toe-the-line modding, etc

Look ^^^ this dude's really angry. Can't you see he needs a board where he can just hang and be himself? I'm not asking for my own sake.

Guys, I am so excited about the forthcoming I Love LBZC board!

http://www.celebagents.co.uk/images/pics/erichall1.jpg

Got this dude lined up to promote.

Westwood has promised to drop the opening "EXZACKLY" on the board.

wait, we have to have a poll to make it 'official'. democracy in action, etc

poll during UK office hours pls

ah, you don't get to choose that i'm afraid. that's down to the committee that so ably organised the last election.

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Hello I'm New Critic and inventor of Englishes Literature Frank Leavis and I support the LBZC in this endeavour. I think you'll find their contribution brings a moral seriousness to ILX which stands up to close Scrutiny. Ha Ha, did you see what I did there?

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empson beefed with the fool new critics.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 17 August 2007 13:34 (10 months ago) Bookmark Link

this is a good idea for a board

lol leavis is my homeboy.

literally, edited 'scrutiny' about 200 metres from where i sit.

dude we must have final c'bridge drinks before i go back to the big smoke to find fame and fortune and eventual disenchantment

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Good evening. I certainly don't think an LBZC board would be a wasteland.

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I support the comedy stylings of Dom Passantino and his fractured take on modern consciousness. This is one Italian I won't get banged up for supporting.

What makes you http://www.phillwebb.net/History/TwentiethCentury/Continental/(Post)Structuralisms/Structuralism/Saussure/Saussure.jpg about that?

http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/jbcpub/richards/iar.jpg

I. A. Richards here: in the destructive element immerse! Or to put it in Basic English, I got this fool's back.

http://agbellotti.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/wittgenstein.jpg

I am totally on the LBZC's dick.

literally, edited 'scrutiny' about 200 metres from where i sit.

whatever, portillo achieved brown poppage about 30 metres away from where I recline

and that was just last weekend

http://www.richardwatt.co.uk/portrait/content/images/portillo.jpg

I hate the idea of an LBZC board. Everybody who opposes it is on my side, basically. Don't make me get Redwood up in here.

I met John Redwood once, he was playing in a cricket match I was scoring. We exchanged cordialities. I was 13 and didn't know who he was.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/trail/htd_history/historians/images/talk_epthompson.jpg

Like myself, the LBZC consistently brings the ill shit.

http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/food/07/06/01_agnessdeyn2_lgl.jpg

The LBZC are like, totally uncool. I wouldn't be seen dead on their board, I'd much rather be hanging out with my good friends the Queen, General Pinochet and that bloke out of the Paddingtons who I dumped.

Is Party Sausage the new incarnation of Rib Dinner?

http://www.worcestershire.gov.uk/home/tourism/wcc-media-rel-pr1935.jpg

LBZC represent the worst elements in our society, I'm totally opposed to them receiving the recognition they undoubtedly richly deserved.

I tarted meself up to have this picture done, believe it or not.

http://www.dbskeptic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/hitchens-vs-hitchens.jpg

We've decided to put our differences behind us to show a united front for the LBZC.

http://www3.baylor.edu/American_Jewish/everythingthatusedtobehere/resources/Derrida.jpg

Come the fuck on, mods. This board practically deconstructs itself.

http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/04_15/art04_15/0415_20innova.jpg

in the long run we are all LBZC

http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesM/meltzer_chat.jpg

Hi, Dave Meltzer here, and like my fellow critics of high art who've popped in above, I gotta say that the idea of an LBZC board is easily a **** 3/4* forum. If only they'd transitioned onto the armwork earlier it would be a *****.

Lezbicans.

katy perry - what do you think?

^^^this thread would not happen on I Love LBZC's watch

So I come back home and I can't find the new I Love LBZC board? Where is it? It isn't invite only is it?

*cough*

(Eric Hall! I'd forgotten he existed!)

I'd be interested to see what form a non-meta-LBZC board would take so I'm all for it. What's the worst that could happen?

In 2001 the High Court ordered his company, Eric Hall Management Ltd, into liquidation.

He is currently working as a presenter in BBC local radio on BBC Essex

Not very monster.

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There have been boards started with far less celebrity endorsement than this one.

Dom, you already have your own board, called thread dump. don't be greedy.

yeah speaking of which

I'll tell you what. if LBZC can come up with another thread idea that isn't this one over and over again, maybe we'll see about it.

why is it ok to discus other shitty board concepts but not this?

We're cultural ambassadors for the British Isles. Where else are you gonna go when you need to know who the fuck Angynynyess Deyyyen is or what Spotted Dick tastes like?

i want to be able to talk about what handbags and purses the LBZCers would recommend without have a bunch of goddamn girls and gayers weighing in with their ill-formed opinions.

I'll tell you what. if LBZC can come up with another thread idea that isn't this one over and over again, maybe we'll see about it.

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:14 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Come on ET, even an anhedonic old man of steel such as yourself has to accept that ILX's premier posters having a sideboard of ILX to try out new posting concepts and tricks easily outstrips "All three post threads, all the time... with King Boy Pato" and "J0rdan S discusses shorts".

It'll also provide a convenient one-stop shop for BBC3 comedy review show writers to rip all their gags from.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c132/shkrmkr8r/millerscrossing1.jpg

In this case, however, does force of numerical support increase force of opposition?

http://bp3.blogger.com/_sGYULzoQCgA/RwmaFg6OwqI/AAAAAAAABHM/yqj-Qabpb6Y/s1600-h/Future-is-now-slate.jpg

if i wanted to guarantee the correct outcome of a Jean de Florette vs Green Card poll, where would I post it? right now, nowhere. the void is so obvious it's staggering.

you guys' only posting concepts appear to be whining about mods and posting in-jokes to one another which is, I will admit, about on a level with "all three post threads all the time f. KBP" the problem being that most of you are known massive meta violators and appear to spend a lot of your time finding other posters to complain about e.g. "jordan S discusses shorts" ha ha dom very well done oh wait shit that board's taking off like a fucking F1.

Being less of a lot of really awful, repetitive whiners and martyrs and doing everything you possibly can to get on the mods' wrong side is probably not the best way to have gone about this, as well

OK, if we get "I Love LBZC" we promise to start a thread about the politics of messenger bags just for you.

Now can we have ILLBZC

No, you can go fuck yourself into a really sharp-looking hat though

^don't get this

next time consider being vaguely polite when you want something