Don't watch 3 guys 1 hammer

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Glad the wikipedia page has extensive info about the guy killed in the video, who he was, what he meant to his family and friends.

Eazy, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:03 (sixteen years ago)

I might well be a clueless twat but no-one has ever sent me anything like this! Yay, my friends!

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan noo an' aw (Tom D.), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:03 (sixteen years ago)

You are lucky.

3 mods 1 banhammer (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:04 (sixteen years ago)

My folks send me greeting cards, friends send me stuff about the NEA being cut, that's about it.

Eazy, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:05 (sixteen years ago)

100% positive that my friends would never send me a link to this kind of shit ever

Same for me. I would instantly ban them for ever from my life. But a lot of people seem to think it's funny to post the link everywhere they can. And because of its name, a lot of people will click on it expecting a gross video like 2 girls 1 cup, not a brutal murder.

Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:08 (sixteen years ago)

they killed a number of people like this didn't they? and would openly chase people down the street w/hammers

I think you'd be able to hazard a guess tht a video called "3 guys 1 hammer" wd be gruesome

m. white btw (cozwn), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:10 (sixteen years ago)

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8526/tupacshakur08.jpg

Snorks is worst cartoon in america and world plus fuck Snorks (iiiijjjj), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:16 (sixteen years ago)

Warning y'all now, don't ever watch "Two Men A Trumpet and a Drum Machine".

General Pubic (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:18 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unM25XJGBJg&feature=related

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:19 (sixteen years ago)

3 Other Naked Dudes 1 Jagger

highway to sarahel (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:20 (sixteen years ago)

Enough already, you've really hammered that point home.

dun dunn tsssh.

I for one appreciate the heads up. Thanks OP.

Highly trained BBQ chef (rockapads), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:22 (sixteen years ago)

Found the video. Thanks snowball.

http://tinyurl.com/ggggst (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago)

Suggest hammer.

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:32 (sixteen years ago)

am now obsessively watching youtube croquet fwiw

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:32 (sixteen years ago)

Interesting this discussion about friends forwarding disgusting videos comes up today. Just this morning, I've seen this sickening video on about a dozen friends' Facebook pages.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:35 (sixteen years ago)

I did inadvertantly see some of this but had no stomach for it. Frankly as wanton as those kids are, I find it less disturbing that there are occasionally sociopathic homicidal maniacs than what watching the videos out of the post-election Iranian protests makes me think of humanity at a broader level.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:37 (sixteen years ago)

xpost: is taht a crabcore vid?

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:37 (sixteen years ago)

Just say no to guys with hammers, esp. if they have a custom made belt to carry them about with

http://www.funkidslive.com/wp-content/uploads/bob_02-300x232.jpg

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan noo an' aw (Tom D.), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:40 (sixteen years ago)

Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs is a bit hard to say

how about we go with Ukrainiacs

Mariela Ure (jeff), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:41 (sixteen years ago)

3 hammers 1 guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7YYLo4p06E

ledge, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:42 (sixteen years ago)

I lost a part of my humanity when I saw that wedding dance video this morning.

Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:42 (sixteen years ago)

really really really weird video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKJzaz2_09Q&NR=1

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)

the grossest thing about that video: all those brown suits

hallmark race cards (donna rouge), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)

xp

hallmark race cards (donna rouge), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)

Is that croquet "humor"?

3 mods 1 banhammer (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)

it's just really freaking bizarre

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

they're called "joques"

Snorks is worst cartoon in america and world plus fuck Snorks (iiiijjjj), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

Now I'm afraid to click on anything. Thanks, internet.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

anyone whose humanity died after watching that wedding video clearly didn't have enough in the first place.

ledge, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:58 (sixteen years ago)

haters gonna hate but that looks like a pretty fun wedding imo

max, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:58 (sixteen years ago)

That's what I was thinking. I'd have liked to have been there.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

Don't watch 3 guys 1 hammer

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lVvM5tfzc3w/R-QUoQ3iCLI/AAAAAAAACLs/lgIbC_IQP3w/s400/Crucifixion+88.jpg

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan noo an' aw (Tom D.), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

I bet that wedding was about 50X more fun than some of the boring ones I've been to.

Pancakes are one of my favorite ways to party. (ENBB), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)

yeah that wedding looks great

Mr. Que, Friday, 24 July 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)

don't you guys start now too

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)

I think it all depends on how they acted after the ceremony. If they were all smug about "look how much awesome fun we have", then DUD.

3 mods 1 banhammer (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:03 (sixteen years ago)

worst ilx thread ever?

mark cl, Friday, 24 July 2009 18:04 (sixteen years ago)

It's not like they danced down the aisle like that to Wagner.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 July 2009 18:06 (sixteen years ago)

I think it all depends on how they acted after the ceremony. If they were all smug about "look how much awesome fun we have", then DUD.

i think it all depends on how you react to a wedding where the wedding party dances crazy down the aisle.

Mr. Que, Friday, 24 July 2009 18:07 (sixteen years ago)

No, it all comes down to how we post about it on ILE.

3 mods 1 banhammer (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00745/SNN0302TVXX_380_745007a.jpg

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan noo an' aw (Tom D.), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

That's only 2 guys, c'mon!

3 mods 1 banhammer (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

I have a friend who really wanted to walk down the aisle to "that Shaggy song". This caused a large amount of boggling until we realized she meant "Angel" and not "It Wasn't Me".

Lisa Simpson = a fictional bitch (HI DERE), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago)

What really annoyed me in the wedding vid is that it seems like it was mostly done to end up on the internet. But maybe I hate fun.

Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:10 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.dollmamasden.com/baby-hammer.gif

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan noo an' aw (Tom D.), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:11 (sixteen years ago)

i would have walked out of that wedding tbqf

"he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:11 (sixteen years ago)

i'm all for the reception being like that tho

hallmark race cards (donna rouge), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:12 (sixteen years ago)

In case you didn't catch this comment on the Chris Brown thread:

"Remember that time we danced to the gum song by the guy who beats women at Jimmy's first wedding? Good times."

3 mods 1 banhammer (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:12 (sixteen years ago)

dunno whats so hateable, just seems like a bunch of goofy minnesotans having a good time

max, Friday, 24 July 2009 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

the wedding vid was cute and fun, but i have to admit i wished someone could spoof it by having the hammer-wielding Ukrainiaks kick in the doors and commence with a choreographed routine at the end.

Highly trained BBQ chef (rockapads), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:15 (sixteen years ago)

I trust myself never to watch it, so I can afford to be irreverent on this thread, but if someone here actually did post a link to it, I'd advocate permaban.

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Saturday, 25 July 2009 04:56 (sixteen years ago)

jesus christ jjj, you're fuckin me up now

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 July 2009 05:43 (sixteen years ago)

I really hesitated to start that thread because I knew it could look l was trying to hype this, in a "will you dare to watch this" way. That was just a friendly advice from someone who really had some problems to sleep because of this last night... I hope the people who seemed to be annoyed about this thread will believe me on this.

BTW I was joking when I said I lost a part of my humanity when I saw the wedding video, it was just to express the difference of nature between these two vids in a silly way.

Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Saturday, 25 July 2009 05:51 (sixteen years ago)

john you should probably blow this thread away. if people want to belong to ebaums and SA and ED/4chan they can go there and be a part of the discussion. ILX is supposed to be about identity politics and accidental mastrubation gags

El Tomboto, Saturday, 25 July 2009 05:56 (sixteen years ago)

ok sometimes said gags are on purpose but hey

El Tomboto, Saturday, 25 July 2009 06:00 (sixteen years ago)

I agree with you El Tomboto. I think this should be locked now.

An whoever posted that shit (even in a NSFW thread) should be permabanned.

Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Saturday, 25 July 2009 06:19 (sixteen years ago)

I have a friend who really wanted to walk down the aisle to "that Shaggy song". This caused a large amount of boggling until we realized she meant "Angel" and not "It Wasn't Me".

I read this as bogling instead of boggling. Strange mental image.

JimD, Saturday, 25 July 2009 09:06 (sixteen years ago)

My life was a lot happier before I clicked on this thread.

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:28 (sixteen years ago)

was this not linked by cankles to some thread as 'man being murdered'?

― country matters, Friday, July 24, 2009 12:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ya i linked it on here a while back, i didnt know it had a fukkin cutesy name like 3 guys 1 hammer now, what the hell is wrong w/ppl imo

the shitbirdification of america's youth (cankles), Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:33 (sixteen years ago)

is it on encyclopedia dramatica yet?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:40 (sixteen years ago)

yup

Pancakes are one of my favorite ways to party. (ENBB), Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:41 (sixteen years ago)

6 Guys 1 Saif has sequels.

Kerm, Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:43 (sixteen years ago)

x-post - Was the first result I got when I googled it. There is a tiny little clip on the page that was enough to make me feel sick even though you couldn't even really tell what was going on in it. ugh.

Pancakes are one of my favorite ways to party. (ENBB), Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:43 (sixteen years ago)

WTF is this thread still doing here? What's wrong with you, mods?

Ok, let's try and get it moved then.

Masturbation!

(Did that do it?)

StanM, Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:49 (sixteen years ago)

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/0b/Hammer_comments_1.PNG

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:50 (sixteen years ago)

fucking people

Pancakes are one of my favorite ways to party. (ENBB), Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:52 (sixteen years ago)

there's a mediafire link on ED where you can watch the vid with "Yakety Sax"

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:55 (sixteen years ago)

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/ea/Hammer_comments_4.PNG

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:56 (sixteen years ago)

animated gifs?

max arrrrrgh, Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:59 (sixteen years ago)

awright awright awright

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Saturday, 25 July 2009 15:05 (sixteen years ago)


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