Rolling HARDMAN thread 2007

"I just would ike to point out that when I met Kate St. Clair in person, in real life, in a london pub, she came off exactly the fucking insane homeless bonkers bag lady archetype I thought she would" is still. by far, the greatest line ever.

Macho macho man
He's got to be, a macho man

when I met Kate St. Clair in person, in real life, in a london pub, we didn't really speak beyond "hello"

I met her and she was nice.

I met Jim and he wouldn't shut up about how much he loves The John Butler Trio.

I met her once, and she ate a lot of food. Because she's fat.

hey look! the human fucking race!

retards!

-- El Tomboto

these are my least favorite threads on ILX because it is invariably a bunch of no-nothing dickasses (myself included) giving bullshitty-ass advice. if you don't have a medical doctorate or first-hand experience, then your opinion is worthless.

-- cankles, Thursday, August 30, 2007 8:49 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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i think first-hand experience was the whole idea

-- kenan, Thursday, August 30, 2007 8:53 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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ya no shit you creepy mofo, i'm talking to all the non-firsthand-experience ppl

-- cankles, Thursday, August 30, 2007 8:55 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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ohhh... kay.

-- kenan, Thursday, August 30, 2007 9:08 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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¯\(°_o)/¯

-- cankles, Thursday, August 30, 2007 9:23 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

Not "semi-covertly", but under my own name. I often post on Guardian blogs. What's so weird about joining in a discussion we are encouraging? Intrigued to know we have a "hardon" for things rightwing as well. Hadn't noticed myself, but there you go. What would I know? Good to see you're as rational as ever, Dom, and not at all embittered about anything.

-- ithappens, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:41 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I met her once, and she ate a lot of food. Because she's fat.

-- Dom Passantino

That's what we like to call a own goal, fatboy.

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9283/chappelletimehatersqw0.jpg

More plz

hey look! the human fucking race!

retards!

-- El Tomboto

srsly, this is a moment of greatness.

hey look! the human fucking race!

retards!

-- El Tomboto

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1608539.jpg

good work tonight

Ask Pleasant Plains

Dr C: INTERNET HARDMAN

"I wouldn't recommend it though."

I think it breaks some sort of guy code to call out another guy's girl like that. Where I grew up, you could get hurt for pulling shit like that. What a fucking idiot.

-- Bill Magill

ban nude spock

these are my least favorite threads on ILX because it is invariably a bunch of no-nothing dickasses (myself included) giving bullshitty-ass advice. if you don't have a medical doctorate or first-hand experience, then your opinion is worthless.

-- cankles, Thursday, August 30, 2007 8:49 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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i think first-hand experience was the whole idea

-- kenan, Thursday, August 30, 2007 8:53 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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ya no shit you creepy mofo, i'm talking to all the non-firsthand-experience ppl

-- cankles, Thursday, August 30, 2007 8:55 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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ohhh... kay.

-- kenan, Thursday, August 30, 2007 9:08 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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¯\(°_o)/¯

-- cankles, Thursday, August 30, 2007 9:23 PM (1 month ago)

^^^
still funny

seriously he started a lot of decent threads, I have absolutely no idea why he never got the clue that his stalker shit was unwelcome in the PERMABAN sense. I mean the moron pissed off only like half a dozen people who are all typically okay with gerhsy/dom/etc - just saying, it takes a bit of effort to be that much of an asshole, and especially with warnings

-- El Tomboto, Monday, 24 December 2007 14:29 (1 hour ago)

to whom does that refer

the poster

http://www.sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/megaman/Hard%20Man%20profile.png

hardman forward hardman pullup

Lock the thread I started in ILE about getting kicked out of karaoke bar

http://www.touchgloves.com/news/kimbo_sliceimage2.jpg
^^Tombot, yesterday.

how fast could i KO this chickenshit hillbilly?

-- Dr Morbius, Monday, January 7, 2008 6:52 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

"we don't know"

i think tombot is trying to lower his post count in order to pour some cold water on this out of control crush i obviously have on him

what thread is that morbius post from?

old ----> new

Oh yeah. Fuck you, omar little.

-- Mordechai Shinefield

pwned

shit usually shinefield keeps it in check

old ----> new thread could be goldmine, in so many ways...

'hip to be square' and 'power of love'. don't know and couldn't give a shit if they were successive

-- Charlie Howard, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 07:16 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Rolling ILX Into the Shitbin Thread

no LJ no Heave Ho no rent!
no LJ no Heave Ho no rent!
no LJ no Heave Ho no rent!

-- dell, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 12:46 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Geir polls

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:17 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ghost of dave ling polls

-- J0rdan S., Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:21 AM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

magical phone springs threads

-- Ste, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:22 AM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no LJ? Did I miss something?

-- The Reverend, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:22 AM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Fascist Noize regime.

-- The Reverend, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:23 AM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Can't embed Youtube clips

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:24 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

rev:
BAN LOUIS JAGG3R (this time 4 realz)

-- J0rdan S., Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:24 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Can't embed Youtube clips

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:24 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

was thinking about this but i think like 85% of threads would become impossible to navigate and/or would take 90 mins to load

-- J0rdan S., Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:26 AM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

never ban louis jagger

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, January 13, 2008 6:12 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

-- The Reverend, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:35 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no LJ no Heave Ho no rent!
no LJ no Heave Ho no rent!
no LJ no Heave Ho no rent!

-- dell, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:46 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Leave it long enough and HH will get in touch with you.

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:35 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

pipecock

-- The Reverend, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:42 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Let's not turn this into another football thread

-- That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:44 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

wait guys I just had the best idea ever

-- TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 5:01 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

oh wait actually my idea was boring and has been discussed many times before on several other threads that are easily discovered using half of a cockroach's nerve center and the search function

-- TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 5:02 AM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

This thread has been locked by an administrator

Formatting help

Putting the LJ thread into ITR.

Tombot, you're hard, you're hard.

oh noes!

Tombot on some kung fu shit today.

he's got his gundam cosplay suit on

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/2831/1187355010932lp0.jpg

sans his signature DECREE NISI CANNON

its 2008 guys

tax year

How many places are you going to simper, sunshine?

-- Dickerson Pike, Monday, February 11, 2008 12:12 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

which of your login names do you want me to ban first - mummenschanz or dickerson?

-- TOMBOT, Monday, February 11, 2008 12:36 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

oh wait I forgot you don't get to choose

-- TOMBOT, Monday, February 11, 2008 12:36 AM

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/thel0stp0et420/My%20Space%20Icons/hardman.jpg

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

oh yes please do continue encouraging the addled creeps that pop up from time to time. it did wonders for aaron zanders

-- El Tomboto, Monday, 10 March 2008 09:45 (23 minutes ago) Link

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says the dude who could just as easily ban him

-- J0rdan S., Monday, 10 March 2008 09:46 (23 minutes ago) Link

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banned him two hours ago, schmuck

-- El Tomboto, Monday, 10 March 2008 09:59 (10 minutes ago) Link

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and a week before that, and so on and so on

you got some lip for a guy that I could "easily ban"

-- El Tomboto, Monday, 10 March 2008 10:00 (9 minutes ago) Link

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"some lip for a guy i could easily ban"

http://i1.tinypic.com/5390ojl.jpg

You're pretty high up in the Suggest Ban standings. You may want to take a little bit of time and think about why that is (hint: I just told you).

― TOMBOT, Thursday, December 18, 2008 11:27 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

classic shit tonight

http://i1.tinypic.com/5390ojl.jpg

real talk: spiralli's greatest hits would be pound-for-pound a lot of boring shit without a single idea you hadn't heard before about a thousand times

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 18 December 2008 10:20 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark

really really want RS to respond

You're pretty high up in the Suggest Ban standings. You may want to take a little bit of time and think about why that is (hint: I just told you).

― TOMBOT, Thursday, December 18, 2008 11:27 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

whodat?

tuomas

tuomas on the batman thred

yeah it was tuomas on the batman thread having an argument with spiralli's mom who I think is hot but enrique said was wearing too much makeup

plus as it turns out she's going out with dom and luna is her sister

on top of that spiralli himself was in the room when jagger murdered ghost rider with chaki's kitchen knife, and wouldn't you know