UCI WorldTour and other pro cycling nonsense 2011

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Crazy roundabout just 300 metres from the end of the stage today - sprinters hitting it at high speed and having no idea which way they were supposed to go round it - chaos.

Prejudice Capsule Hamster (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

Cavendish tweets:
With regards to today's #Vuelta finish, that's why EVERY rider should read the race-booklet. There's no excuse when the finish is AS IT SAYS

Prejudice Capsule Hamster (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

cav otm

spitting, shirtless man in lawyer's wig (haitch), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 01:15 (twelve years ago) link

Fuck me - that last kilometre was brilliant!

Prejudice Capsule Hamster (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

out fucking standing, best racing i've watched this year

traumatic jarts injury hotline (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

Soundtrack to the final km:

Harmon in full-fap
throes of ecstasy
catholic guilt/regret
recovers for a miracle sequel.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

best racing i've watched this year

so like should i torrent this or something

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 8 September 2011 04:05 (twelve years ago) link

(warning: questionable aussie pronunciation abounds.)

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 8 September 2011 04:32 (twelve years ago) link

if you do spanish, that feed from the steephill board is ok too. tell a schleck to watch froome btw- that's spending it all.

i've never seen anyone appear to blow up so hard as cobo, then recover in time to contest the finish. anyone?

traumatic jarts injury hotline (Hunt3r), Thursday, 8 September 2011 04:42 (twelve years ago) link

teamskyfans will have got the last 30km or so on their site without having to download.

I think it may have been the best bit of racing I've seen in a long time, the last move by Froome was just great. But his initial sprint, so balls out.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Thursday, 8 September 2011 08:00 (twelve years ago) link

right there on front page:

http://teamskyfans.com/

problem chimp (Porkpie), Thursday, 8 September 2011 08:01 (twelve years ago) link

Cavendish wins in the pouring Scottish rain in the first stage of the Tour of Britain. Apparently Jens Voigt has already crashed out.

Prejudice Capsule Hamster (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 11 September 2011 14:45 (twelve years ago) link

Voigt has crashed IN. He needs a serious accident to focus.

Mark C, Monday, 12 September 2011 09:46 (twelve years ago) link

nice shots!

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

those are great!

yeah, niche-y, that's what i meant (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, those are amazingly sharp

Mister Potato shares Manchester United’s commitment to (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 07:02 (twelve years ago) link

A kid I parked next to at a race last year will be racing the UCI Worlds TT today if you can believe that. His name is Andrew Talansky and he's from Napa, CA. I think he goes off around 1:30 Copenhagen time. He's racing for Garmin-Cervelo.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 07:05 (twelve years ago) link

1:30 = 13:30

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 07:06 (twelve years ago) link

thanks guys, I was machine gunning a bit so was lucky-ish to get some of them (the one in the line was just before I took my camera away from the barrier I was holding it over so it didn't get knocked out of my hand).

Here's Cav looking sad (or bored, I like to think he's pining in advance of being separated from Renshaw), and I'll see if I can put up the video that Vic took with my phone:
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6014/6166949375_4f506f98d2_z.jpg

problem chimp (Porkpie), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 07:26 (twelve years ago) link

welp, Spartacus' reign is over. Adieu adieu.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 14:41 (twelve years ago) link

A kid I parked next to at a race last year will be racing the UCI Worlds TT today if you can believe that. His name is Andrew Talansky and he's from Napa, CA. I think he goes off around 1:30 Copenhagen time. He's racing for Garmin-Cervelo.

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, September 21, 2011 12:05 AM (9 hours ago)

He got 16th, just behind the heavily hyped Taylor Phinney. Not bad for his first year as a professional!

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

What team is Tony Martin riding for next year?

sous les paves, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

Quick Step

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

He'll be starting his 2-year ban next year, I'd guess (cynical pessimist, yes, sorry, but he's just TOO good right now)

Mark C, Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:43 (twelve years ago) link

Eh, fabs had a similar edge over everyone else the last couple of years, and surely he was cleahhahahahahahaha Damn this sport can make you cynical.

sous les paves, Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:53 (twelve years ago) link

It's funny, I actually (want to) believe Cancellara was racing clean but I don't want to seem like a total rube on internet message boards. What a sport.

sous les paves, Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

Tony Martin rode clinchers yesterday(!!!).

Bert Grabsch rode a 58t chainring (why???)

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

I think Martin and Cancellara are both (probably) clean. I wouldn't stake my life on it, though, and I'd be more inclined to bet on Martin than Cancellara (as I believe HTC and Garmin are genuine in the clean riding campaigns, whereas Cancellara's best results were achieved under Bjarne Riis).

It's interesting to see the decline of Canc this season. It's not just that Martin has replaced him as the untouchable victor, he's not even the second best time trialler any more. Wiggins has beaten him on at least three occasions this season (Worlds, Vuelta, and something or other in the spring - a small stage race somewhere in Europe, I forget what) and seems to have mastered the art this year of finishing second to Martin whenever they meet (Paris-Nice, Dauphine, Worlds).

Mister Potato shares Manchester United’s commitment to (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

there is test data to support clinchers as lower rolling resistance than tubulars, probly due to glue squirm. in a tt effort w/out accellerations (that is, rim weight not paramount), you want clinchers with latex.

yeah, niche-y, that's what i meant (Hunt3r), Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

look for "fat mantis" painted on the road on the worlds course after the hill in holte, we've got friends w/ paint

yeah, niche-y, that's what i meant (Hunt3r), Saturday, 24 September 2011 14:01 (twelve years ago) link

Marianne Vos finishes second at the WC for the fifth time in a row o_O

'Main Shop of Love' Gigolo (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 24 September 2011 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

unlucky to get boxed in but the dutch team could have done a lot more to control it.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 24 September 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

Yes I agree. They had 4 up front in the last 600m.

'Main Shop of Love' Gigolo (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 24 September 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

Yeahhhhh!!!! @hunt3r

Any predictions? Lotsa people rooting for PhilGil, Thor, Sagan but I think it really is gonna be a bunch sprint and not a hardman's race.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 24 September 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

My prediction: I don't think it's going to be a sprint. It's way too long a race for that, 276km! Seeing the espoirs doing their race averaging it at what, 48 km/h already, I think it will go so fast that the sprinters won't have any breath left at the end.

If I have to pick some possible winners, I'll pick Gilbert, Hushovd, Hagen, Boom and Freire.

'Main Shop of Love' Gigolo (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 24 September 2011 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

Take a look at Stage 7 of this year's TdF... not quite 276km but very long esp after stage 6 which was even longer. Guess who won?

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 24 September 2011 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

Touché. Well I'm not ruling it out completely ;)

Brilliant God-Man (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 25 September 2011 10:05 (twelve years ago) link

Congrats, can't wait to see the rainbow stripes being dropped on every cat4 climb next year.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 25 September 2011 13:54 (twelve years ago) link

Otm. Awesome finish though.

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 25 September 2011 13:56 (twelve years ago) link

plopping the worlds on flat course the year before olympics panned out perfectly.

yeah, niche-y, that's what i meant (Hunt3r), Sunday, 25 September 2011 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

that 10km pull wiggins took near the end, jesus christ.

refugee avocado (haitch), Monday, 26 September 2011 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

helmet fairing is pretty pro lol

yeah, niche-y, that's what i meant (Hunt3r), Monday, 26 September 2011 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

Team GB was immense, pulled all day, (with spells of help from Germany and Australia) and were still able to be there at the end.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 26 September 2011 10:49 (twelve years ago) link

if a PRO does something, does that automatically make it PRO: y/n

refugee avocado (haitch), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

Too soon for a 2012 thread? check out these parcours:
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/photos/mortirolo-and-stelvio-to-feature-on-penultimate-day-of-giro-ditalia/192420

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 30 September 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

I was otherwise engaged last weekend, but would like to take this opportunity to say Hurrah for Team GB and World Champion Cavendish you jolly good eggs!

Also: in the latest Cycle Sport magazine there is a Graham Watson photo of Wiggins just after he got dropped on the Angliru. He has no shades on and I don't think I've seen a more desolate expression.


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