Thee ~OFFICIAL~ IL2RMB CYCLOCROSS (CX) Thread

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hahahahahahahahhahahaha

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Monday, 15 November 2010 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link

happens to the best of em

potholes and esso assos (Hunt3r), Monday, 15 November 2010 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link

just captures that flat dazed ghost coasting no idea what gear your in post wreck zombification so well. the incessant cowbelling and beer spray just adds the funnies.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Monday, 15 November 2010 23:13 (thirteen years ago) link

that is just golden. shell-shock!

dudes, has anyone got the link to that vid from a couple of months back with some dude shredding some singletrack through a forest on a CX bike? (it's not that lance ad for nike either, this was different)

Is there a thread for the rapid def of the leppard industry? (haitch), Monday, 15 November 2010 23:30 (thirteen years ago) link

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1298/5183371846_2da8b822e8_b.jpg

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link

(sorta glad i was thru with this before those guys knew what to do with it)

potholes and esso assos (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tdAYsK7CRs&feature=player_embedded

uh

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link

flemish....country...about cyclocross????

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link

it'd be cooler if they had exploding colliding helmets at the end

potholes and esso assos (Hunt3r), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:52 (thirteen years ago) link

monday night is a strictly american holiday

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Thursday, 18 November 2010 05:18 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I have a teammate up in Bend for CX nationals...

There is a prologue TT to determine start order!!!

Course looks epic:
http://twitpic.com/3e594e

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

http://stevetilford.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/todd1-500x333.jpg

crosspost with homoerotic imagery thread imo

kanellos (gbx), Monday, 13 December 2010 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://projects.chrismilliman.com/

pretty dope imo

ullr saves (gbx), Thursday, 17 February 2011 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

9 Ball Diaries is on NetflixWI

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Friday, 1 April 2011 07:34 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

i ...may have put something on lay-by.

Lenny Cravitz (haitch), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 13:02 (twelve years ago) link

dudes, has anyone got the link to that vid from a couple of months back with some dude shredding some singletrack through a forest on a CX bike? (it's not that lance ad for nike either, this was different)

found it! http://vimeo.com/11695455

Tyler the Accuser (haitch), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

lay-by paid orf

just in time 4 cx debut this friday!!

hilarious meme-related pun (haitch), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 04:55 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrewbellphotos/5848503062/in/set-72157626995961706

^^ur correspondent, suffering off the back

yes i am wearing aviators

the absolute würst (haitch), Sunday, 19 June 2011 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

nice!

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 19 June 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

on reflection, that's a bit of a jan ullrich 'chewing a wasp' face

that, and my lack of acceleration in the hills, are my key similarities to the jan

the absolute würst (haitch), Monday, 20 June 2011 02:03 (twelve years ago) link

i did badly but had a classic time, obv. friend of a friend used a self-made bamboo bike!

was in B grade; i stayed and watched A grade go round after us. amazing scenes at that mudpit, with massive crowd and some bro palying bloooooodclaat jungle techno on this crazy solar powered sound system rigged into a cargo bike.

the absolute würst (haitch), Monday, 20 June 2011 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

excellent!

if u had no waterbottle/cage u would be way faster, but a heavier rig is great for training i hear

only pick one (meme) (Hunt3r), Monday, 20 June 2011 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

lolll

i reckon i will nix them for next time, it did kinda get in the way w/ shouldering

the absolute würst (haitch), Monday, 20 June 2011 03:57 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

ROUND THREE

field of 60 riders in B-grade were already jostling for places at the start line, so i played it safe and started at the back (also: i hadn't done any practice laps beforehand due to ridic long line at rego desk). this meant that i was: a) positioned behind guy in lolzy outfit of g-string and ladies' stockings; b) had to wait for everyone in front to funnel into the gross mudpit that took up most of the first straight and the left-hand 'sweeper'. once outside the velodrome area i shed mud and started picking off the stragglers. end of lap 1, feeling good! continued apace, but during lap 3 i went BOOM and it basically turned into a grovel-fest. haaaaaard work. still quite pleased that i've not been last in any race, but will prob take more serious approach to training next year by actually doing some.

crip sausage (haitch), Monday, 22 August 2011 06:46 (twelve years ago) link

http://youtu.be/Kc03z7rh2Zk

lil course vid from A grade for yall

'australian lack of style' (haitch), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

that's... bizarre on a few counts. like, a really small barrier. then a right side dismount-- ur doing it wrong. then woooooooooooow!

tebow package scenario (Hunt3r), Sunday, 18 September 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

my coworkers and i now have a new "JOOOEEEEEEYYYYYY!" catchphrase.

tebow package scenario (Hunt3r), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

what is girl seeing that leads her to say "joey is ok," cause he looks very not ok.

tebow package scenario (Hunt3r), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

well that was quick

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrsrk1UAeA1qzsrjlo1_500.png

forced to change display name (gbx), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

i basically can't get enough of this, i've watched 20 times and it's still hilar

tebow package scenario (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 02:01 (twelve years ago) link

apparently he's ok, just a back spasm. i mean, i should know, i took the photos
http://bikehugger.com/post/view/joey-mullans-rag-doll-at-starcrossed

jaxon, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 05:26 (twelve years ago) link

http://youtu.be/W_snm2boh2U

^^ alt angle w/ slo-mo

refugee avocado (haitch), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 08:45 (twelve years ago) link

gbx where is the shirt available from??

refugee avocado (haitch), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 10:03 (twelve years ago) link

It looks like Joey had about as "good" a fall as could be expected. What a Joey, though.

Mark C, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 10:14 (twelve years ago) link

haitch, i don't know! just c&p'd from another bikey board

forced to change display name (gbx), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 12:32 (twelve years ago) link

Joey is OK!!!

forced to change display name (gbx), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

in 2011 racing cross dressed as evel knievel doesn't seem remotely cool to me.

yeah, niche-y, that's what i meant (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

so apparently SHHHHH sram is releasing road shifter/brake levers that are hydraulic disc compatible

that is dope imo

(♯`∧´) (gbx), Friday, 23 September 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

without a transfer box at the headset? sweet

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 23 September 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

transfer....box?

(♯`∧´) (gbx), Friday, 23 September 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

that will be awesome. the clunky boxes are pretty atrocious.

yeah, niche-y, that's what i meant (Hunt3r), Friday, 23 September 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

still don't know what u r on about

(♯`∧´) (gbx), Friday, 23 September 2011 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

one current solution to using hydraulics w/ road levers is to run standard shift cable to a transfer box which contains a converter and fluid reservoir

http://road.cc/content/news/32381-taipei-sneak-peek-trp-parabox-hydraulic-junction

yeah, niche-y, that's what i meant (Hunt3r), Saturday, 24 September 2011 13:22 (twelve years ago) link

that's... bizarre on a few counts. like, a really small barrier. then a right side dismount-- ur doing it wrong. then woooooooooooow!

― tebow package scenario (Hunt3r), Sunday, 18 September 2011 17:01 (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Have been reading "Slaying the Badger" and it mentions that Bernard Hinault's coach at La Vie Claire told him to go an learn right side dismounts for CX as a winter training exercise. He then used both side dismounts through the rest of his cross career.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 24 September 2011 15:27 (twelve years ago) link


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