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lancearmstrong Getting a massage now. This Genius feature on the ipod is great, eh? Bon Iver, Fleet Foxes, Band of Horses, Cat Power, The National, Sufjan

cutty, Friday, 20 February 2009 01:27 (nine years ago) Permalink

lancearmstrong Getting ready to leave for the race, pinning on race #'s, listening to MGMT.

cutty, Friday, 20 February 2009 01:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

has to be fake

THE_REAL_BLAP (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 February 2009 01:31 (nine years ago) Permalink

uh, no

cutty, Friday, 20 February 2009 01:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

that is lance armstrong's twitter

cutty, Friday, 20 February 2009 01:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://twitter.com/lancearmstrong

cutty, Friday, 20 February 2009 01:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

haha weird - would like to know his thoughts on merriweather post pavilion

THE_REAL_BLAP (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 February 2009 01:33 (nine years ago) Permalink

Random thought : How did Pains of Being Pure at Heart get Best New Music?
about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry

THE_REAL_BLAP (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 February 2009 01:34 (nine years ago) Permalink

what is this bon iver bullshit, is it good?

Surmounter, Friday, 20 February 2009 05:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

LOL INDIE:

http://www.indiebike.com/

cutty, Friday, 20 February 2009 13:28 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/02/20/caption-this-54/

cutty, Saturday, 21 February 2009 21:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

har

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Sunday, 22 February 2009 03:11 (nine years ago) Permalink

Levi_Leipheimer Tried to download my pre-ordered new U2 album on my iPhone but it wouldn't let me. What's up with that?

cutty, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 20:13 (nine years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

I'm alive! Broken clavicle (right). Hurts like hell for now. Surgery in a couple of days. Thanks for all the well wishes.
28 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

wilter, Monday, 23 March 2009 21:24 (nine years ago) Permalink

was thinking it would be "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"

the call of the taint (HI DERE), Monday, 23 March 2009 21:25 (nine years ago) Permalink

Nice one, cutty. That is a great link.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 6 April 2009 21:42 (nine years ago) Permalink

# Just watched Garden State. Best movie soundtrack ever.about 4 hours ago from TwitterBerry

sous les paves, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 05:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

:o

wilter, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 05:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

lol

europeen handball (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 05:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

# You know why else New Mexico is cool? The Shins are from here..about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry

sous les paves, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

ugh i'm kind of sad for following so closely but still, that is really lolworthy

sous les paves, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

i just came here to post that. kudos.

cutty, Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:42 (nine years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

# Getting massage. Garden State soundtrack on the ipod. Best ST ever, imho.
about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry

cutty, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 17:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

pretty sure he's twittered abt garden state like 3 times now

man see united (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 18:11 (nine years ago) Permalink

well it's apparently the best ST ever, ihho

cutty, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 18:17 (nine years ago) Permalink

"GS ST is dope imo"

blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 18:18 (nine years ago) Permalink

XD

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 21 May 2009 01:11 (nine years ago) Permalink

Zabriskie: Today was the kind of day that made me wish I could piss over my head while riding.

???

sous les paves, Saturday, 23 May 2009 00:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

lancearmstrong And listening to the new Spoon (Austin homeboys). Btw, the new Wilco is very good.

cutty, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

lol

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:35 (nine years ago) Permalink

lancearmstrong Never check my vm's but just checked em. Had a msg from @the_real_shaq wanting 2 set up our race. He's was talking a big game. It's on!!!

cutty, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 14:23 (nine years ago) Permalink

omg

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 14:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

who built shaq's bike and what does it look like

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 15:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

hope it isn't carbon

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 15:07 (nine years ago) Permalink

Getting a massage and listening to a little Bob Marley.

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 4 July 2009 09:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

who built shaq's bike and what does it look like

― iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Wednesday, July 1, 2009 11:06 AM

can't find a pic but supposedly its a custom cannondale

here's is yao ming's custom bike o_O

http://www.gunnarbikes.com/newsletters/10-29-04_ming.jpg

am0n, Saturday, 4 July 2009 18:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

lancearmstrong In my room listening to Maiden. Yes, Iron Maiden.

sous les paves, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 15:57 (nine years ago) Permalink

duh wuh ballllsuh guh meduhz klugggg

zombie, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 03:31 (nine years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VfiXAaEQiY

am0n, Thursday, 9 July 2009 17:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://twitpic.com/bb7k5

pretty sweet!

wilter, Thursday, 23 July 2009 09:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

thats the yoshitomo nara art bike

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 23 July 2009 12:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

ten months pass...

No offense to the vuvuzela posse but, man, it's a bit much.
about 6 hours ago via UberTwitter

amuse-douche (haitch), Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://twitter.com/lancearmstrong/status/5427586751

ksh, Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

12:05 PM Nov 4th, 2009

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:15 (eight years ago) Permalink

this TWITTER will appeal to most anti-LANCErs:
http://brizzly.com/#twitter/-/user/bgosford

holy...

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Monday, 24 January 2011 03:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

when lance ran the nyc marathon i heckled him

ice cr?m, Monday, 24 January 2011 03:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

That's brilliant

Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 20:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

Front Range Cyclist
Just got this tip: Lance Armstrong and Tyler Hamilton are at the same restaurant in Aspen. Must be an ackward place tonight. (Cache Cache if you are in the area)
7 hours ago
Jennifer Flood likes this.

Vince Talavera Tommasi Lance must get around considering he rode a century in Tennessee this afternoon...
7 hours ago

Front Range Cyclist He has a jet.
7 hours ago

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 12 June 2011 12:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

looool

caek, Sunday, 12 June 2011 12:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

@GraysonSchaffer
Grayson Schaffer

@lancearmstrong and Tyler Hamilton just had face-to-face confrontation at Cache Cache in Aspen. @outsidemagazine #cycling @60Minutes

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 12 June 2011 12:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

how can hamilton afford to be in aspen

so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Sunday, 12 June 2011 13:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

jk i have no idea how hes livin

so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Sunday, 12 June 2011 13:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

nealrogers Neal Rogers
@GraysonSchaffer follow up: Tyler Hamilton asked not to return to Aspen's Cache Cache after last night's altercation w/Armstrong.
21 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

dwuori Dan
@nealrogers @GraysonSchaffer If all that happened was they passed one another & nothing happened why was Ty asked not to come back?
16 minutes ago

@nealrogers
Neal Rogers
@dwuori @GraysonSchaffer I'm guessing because Lance lives in Aspen, probably eats there often, and recommends the place to his jet-set pals.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Monday, 13 June 2011 03:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

abe? i know that dude

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Monday, 13 June 2011 05:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

chance encounter or ~set up~? *envisions la scrambling his jet to get back to town to run one last power move*

only pick one (meme) (Hunt3r), Monday, 13 June 2011 12:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/armstrong-accused-of-intimidating-potential-witness-tyler-hamilton-in-aspen-restaurant

According to Hamilton’s version of events at the restaurant, Armstrong repeatedly asked Hamilton how much he had been paid to appear on '60 Minutes' and that the Texan’s legal team will "(expletive) destroy you," "tear you apart on the witness stand," and "make your life a living (expletive) hell."

only pick one (meme) (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 18:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

Witness tampering in a Fed case = digging himself deeper into a pit, eh?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 18:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

I love the interview with the owner of the restaurant who said "there was no absolutley hostility just a couple of guys briefly reaquainting themselves over a few seconds" followed by "I asked him to finish his meal and GTFO and never return"... lol

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 18:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

never made it to cache cache tbh

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 18:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

btdt but in wrong condition to try to grade

only pick one (meme) (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 18:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

where grade = "remember," not "demonstrate refined palate and knowledge of cuisine"

only pick one (meme) (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 18:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

the husband owner heads the local NORML chapter... wonder how many times he's been tested? novitzky has to love that.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 18:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

(expletive) hell

am0n, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

w.t.f.:

http://www.pets-doc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/hug_it_out.jpg

Armstrong greeted Hamilton, she said, and Hamilton tried to hug Armstrong - a move Armstrong gently rebuffed.

www.nydailynews.com/sports/iteam/2011/06/13/2011-06-13_attorney_says_hes_alerted_feds_of_tyler_hamiltons_confrontation_with_lance_armst.html#ixzz1PHicQmdf

only pick one (meme) (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

Multiple witnesses said Armstrong put his arm out across Ham's chest as Ham walked by. The anti-hug?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

California-based former federal prosecutor Richard J. Cutler has no first-hand knowledge of the incident but said that the episode, if accurately recounted by Hamilton, could fall within the definition of witness tampering.

Although no criminal charges have been filed against Armstrong, Cutler said the ongoing investigation could be enough to underlie a charge of witness tampering. Hamilton could be called back before the grand jury to provide more information, and/or summoned to testify at trial if a case were to go that far.

"If I were the prosecutor, my investigator would be going to talk to Hamilton," said Cutler, now with the firm of Dechert LLP. "This, to me, is a game-changer." A charge of witness tampering could also affect any statute of limitations issues prosecutors might be facing by extending the timeline forward to the present day, Cutler added.

am0n, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

I guess that's how Armstrong's PR/Lawyers are remaking the physical contact that was made between the two as a rebuffed hug from Ham. lol

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

omg there's a cutty on the case!!!!

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

debriefing by debro

am0n, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

ppl hamilton shld maybe try to hug it out with:

1. his dogs
2. his ex-wife
3. his moms and pops
4. ppl involved w/ his foundations
5. sundry well wishers
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
9989212. ppl on pcp with machetes
9989213. la

only pick one (meme) (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

and
6. his invisible twin

only pick one (meme) (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

fbi to subpoena video.

hamilton was asked not to come back because his group did not tip.

only pick one (meme) (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

yet THam's lawyer says otherwise... These Aspen folks are good at covering their bases eh?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:32 (seven years ago) Permalink

do you tip the server at the restaurant that told you never to come back y/n

only pick one (meme) (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

ya right? finish your meal, gtfo and never return... oh and how about +18%, thx!

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

one month passes...
ten months pass...

USADA on lance's recent tri career - "oh no, you don't."

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/armstrong-charged-with-doping-by-usada

Seven-time Tour de France winner banned from competitions

Lance Armstrong has been formally charged with doping by the United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) according to the Washington Post. The seven-time Tour de France winner has been banned from competition effective immediately, including triathlons which he has been racing since he retired from pro road cycling in 2011

chairman mayo mysteries (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:42 (six years ago) Permalink

btw he was not just "racing" triathlons - guy did a 3:45 at 70.3 florida, totally sick. future freaky performances nipped in the bud. :(

chairman mayo mysteries (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:54 (six years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

#unconstitutional is now trending on twitter and not in the way Lance might expect.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 01:29 (six years ago) Permalink

What happened to cutty?

Actually, what's happened to Steve Shasta?

Özil Gummidge (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:07 (six years ago) Permalink

Cutty followed me on the other day on Twitter, No idea what happened to Shasta.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:59 (six years ago) Permalink

another wakeboarder left...in the churning waters behind the boat of progress

catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:05 (six years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

http://www.picturesanimations.com/l/lol/HaHaHeHeLoL.gif

am0n, Friday, 24 August 2012 05:18 (six years ago) Permalink

http://www.picturesanimations.com/l/lol/lol227.gif

am0n, Friday, 24 August 2012 05:27 (six years ago) Permalink

Lance Armstrong ‏@lancearmstrong
My official statement re: @usantidoping's pitiful charade http://bit.ly/Ozm7XZ

am0n, Friday, 24 August 2012 15:14 (six years ago) Permalink

guy should have gone into politics

goole, Friday, 24 August 2012 15:16 (six years ago) Permalink

the background is all "LMAO here's my statement"

http://c7655228.r28.cf2.rackcdn.com/2b9d038c3508cba4845425583c402eea.jpg

am0n, Friday, 24 August 2012 15:17 (six years ago) Permalink

one month passes...
six months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q2QsqatfLA

cutty, Sunday, 21 April 2013 16:13 (five years ago) Permalink

That is the whitest reggae band I've ever seen, and I've seen Italian Reggae combo 'Africa Unite'

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 21 April 2013 20:07 (five years ago) Permalink


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