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that's funny... i think anyone who has worked in a shop before knows why people in bike shops tend to be assholes so much of the time.

a terrible camera... with fangs and shit... (ytth), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 02:32 (fourteen years ago) link

thats funny.

any retail can be utterly, dispiritingly miserable. that said, snarky bike monkeys piss me off to the extreme. ive worked in four shops of varying standards, and the guys who would clown or be mean to customers were usually bitter assholes all the way around.

ive had some really good experiences with shop folks in the last two weeks in denver and golden.

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, i never felt like i acted that way to a customer, but i can't say that i never had days where thoughts in the tone of that email ran non-stop through my mind. but like you said, pretty much anyone in retail has had those days.

although, on the other hand, there are the customers in bike stores who i think are uniquely irritating - the guys who want you to drop everything to find a washer for their floor pump that they bought 30 years ago, or the ones who blow a gasket when you tell them that bike helmets wear out, and the one they bought in 1988 probably isn't safe anymore.

a terrible camera... with fangs and shit... (ytth), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 05:11 (fourteen years ago) link

drop everything to find a washer for their floor pump that they bought 30 years ago

"dude its a silca super pista, its awesome, it will outlive us all!" no, its antique, the chucks aren't that good, they give up, and you should try a high quality pump made in the past 10 years--they really are better.

see, im in touch with my inner snarky shop rat

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 05:48 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.wyff4.com/news/20187786/detail.html

cutty, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 01:42 (fourteen years ago) link

fumi beppu is cool as heck:

http://j.photos.cx/tdf09st21-fumy-46a.jpg

sous les paves, Friday, 31 July 2009 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPTu2F450sk

( ´_ゝ˙) (Dr. Phil), Monday, 10 August 2009 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

quality. imagine being the pro roadie from south africa!

the shane bourne identity (haitch), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 00:46 (fourteen years ago) link

honestly, how is this even possible!?!?!?!?

even when i ride my beater--which in itself has to be zippier than a MTB (or is this really a CX?)-- i'm like 20-30% slower than my roadie.

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 01:06 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn29DvMITu4

cutty, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 01:45 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

( ´_ゝ˙) (Dr. Phil), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link

love the girls with the pumps, it's 'simply irresistible' for riders

the shane bourne identity (haitch), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 14:21 (fourteen years ago) link

makes me think of cool kids video, but was wondering if this was a viral for perf bike shop.

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link

:)

goole, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b36Yi-Pb1wM

goole, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link

kinda lol mostly HOLY FUCKING SHIT

ledge, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link

the lolziest part of that for me, besides the sheer hilarity of leotarded german chicks doing ballet on BIKES, is that at some point this evening some skinny-jeaned mpls bike fags will be congregating under the overpass at 4th st and 5th ave to attempt some cutrate knock-off versions of tricks those girls have been doing blindfolded since they were five

ovum if you got 'em (gbx), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link

if you look up "artistic cycling" on youtube, there are some sweet videos. not as sweet as that, though.

a terrible camera... with fangs and shit... (ytth), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link

wow

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 12:05 (fourteen years ago) link

lol zabriskie

http://www.velonews.com/photo/96809

sous les paves, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2587/3680598012_8d3a5554d7.jpg?v=0

am0n, Thursday, 3 September 2009 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

wonder what the other one is

the people vs peer gynt (goole), Thursday, 3 September 2009 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.break.com/index/one-man-tour-de-france-prank.html

crabRCISE (gbx), Sunday, 6 September 2009 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link

genius

am0n, Sunday, 6 September 2009 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

ah thats the guy behind the pac man / mario kart vids. love those

am0n, Sunday, 6 September 2009 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

blue collar guy on elevator at work: [points at the v-shape groove on saddle] "is that for when you have to take a shit?"

am0n, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link

don't steal bikes, bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE94GengqoM

cutty, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

don't do it again; stealing bikes.

cutty, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

uh

goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

do i have to be in favor of bike theft to not enjoy youtubes of guys getting the crap kicked out of them

goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

no you have to get your bike stolen. fuck that guy.

cutty, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

am0n, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

that guy didn't even get fucked up that bad. plus he deserved it

am0n, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^

cutty, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

does the guy say "you like to steal bikes papi?" @ 0:07

am0n, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link

yes.

cutty, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't know if this is lols or wtfs but I'm having a great time watching it.

The Lion's Mane Jellyfish, pictured here with its only natural predator (Laurel), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

not lols or wtfs.. but OLDS

cutty, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

New to me! Feh.

The Lion's Mane Jellyfish, pictured here with its only natural predator (Laurel), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

still awesome tho

cutty, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

still old, still awesome

i will cop to having watched this video maybe 50x

crabRCISE (gbx), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

It's just...FUN, somehow. It's not all X-GAMES ADRENALINE-FUELED with a nu-metal soundtrack, it's just a dude on a bike, doin stuff...

The Lion's Mane Jellyfish, pictured here with its only natural predator (Laurel), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link

thinkin baout things, jumpin on em with his biek

crabRCISE (gbx), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 23:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah see

The Lion's Mane Jellyfish, pictured here with its only natural predator (Laurel), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 23:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't know if this is lols or wtfs but I'm having a great time watching it.

― The Lion's Mane Jellyfish, pictured here with its only natural predator (Laurel), Tuesday, September 8, 2009 5:06 PM

ha my co-workers were buggin out on that the other day. the tree flip is pretty wtf lol

am0n, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link

blooper reel must be a snuff film, imo

crabRCISE (gbx), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 23:26 (fourteen years ago) link

That video is fucking crazy.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link

laurel have u seen a skate video

crabRCISE (gbx), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link


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