LANCE'S TWITTER

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lancearmstrong And listening to the new Spoon (Austin homeboys). Btw, the new Wilco is very good.

cutty, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:32 (sixteen years ago)

lol

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:35 (sixteen years ago)

lancearmstrong Never check my vm's but just checked em. Had a msg from @the_real_shaq wanting 2 set up our race. He's was talking a big game. It's on!!!

cutty, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 14:23 (sixteen years ago)

omg

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 14:38 (sixteen years ago)

who built shaq's bike and what does it look like

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 15:06 (sixteen years ago)

hope it isn't carbon

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 15:07 (sixteen years ago)

Getting a massage and listening to a little Bob Marley.

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 4 July 2009 09:58 (sixteen years ago)

who built shaq's bike and what does it look like

― iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Wednesday, July 1, 2009 11:06 AM

can't find a pic but supposedly its a custom cannondale

here's is yao ming's custom bike o_O

http://www.gunnarbikes.com/newsletters/10-29-04_ming.jpg

am0n, Saturday, 4 July 2009 18:20 (sixteen years ago)

lancearmstrong In my room listening to Maiden. Yes, Iron Maiden.

sous les paves, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 15:57 (sixteen years ago)

duh wuh ballllsuh guh meduhz klugggg

zombie, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 03:31 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VfiXAaEQiY

am0n, Thursday, 9 July 2009 17:03 (sixteen years ago)

http://twitpic.com/bb7k5

pretty sweet!

wilter, Thursday, 23 July 2009 09:01 (sixteen years ago)

thats the yoshitomo nara art bike

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 23 July 2009 12:56 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.trekbikes.com/us/en/stages/nara/

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 23 July 2009 12:57 (sixteen years ago)

ten months pass...

No offense to the vuvuzela posse but, man, it's a bit much.
about 6 hours ago via UberTwitter

amuse-douche (haitch), Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:06 (sixteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/lancearmstrong/status/5427586751

ksh, Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

12:05 PM Nov 4th, 2009

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:15 (sixteen years ago)

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/8096/66206524.jpg

ksh, Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:23 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha

cozen, Sunday, 13 June 2010 21:17 (sixteen years ago)

omg

gbx, Sunday, 13 June 2010 22:03 (sixteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/lancearmstrong/status/16085597041

gbx, Sunday, 13 June 2010 22:04 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

LIVE STRONG USA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQsqS-mY3jI

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 23 July 2010 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/8096/66206524.jpg

markers, Friday, 23 July 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

SB +1

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 23 July 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

u mad

markers, Friday, 23 July 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://twitter.com/lancearmstrong/status/24943300157

O_O

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Monday, 20 September 2010 04:47 (fifteen years ago)

The gravy train never ends for our lance.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 20 September 2010 10:18 (fifteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

taylorphinney

Also downloading new Kings of Leon off itunes... Stoked! Last album was amazing. Remember seeing them in Austin w/LA&co 2 yrs ago exactly :)

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 06:31 (fifteen years ago)

smdh

the only truffuluther on ilx (gbx), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)

lancearmstrong

Incredible : Sunday night football goes to commercial to RATT's 'Round and Round'.

sous les paves, Monday, 25 October 2010 03:16 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb8xitUf4S1qaut42o1_500.png

~~~(((creepee)))~~~

"shrimp" on the "barbie" (haitch), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 02:29 (fifteen years ago)

thought this would be about Jeff Nowitsky tbqh

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

LANCE'S FUCKED
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1180944/1/index.htm

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 03:37 (fifteen years ago)

insert lemond dougie gif here

end aggro business now (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 04:00 (fifteen years ago)

noticed that twitter is one of thee shack's jersey sponsors this year

internet hardmanning clark (haitch), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 04:13 (fifteen years ago)

http://bit.ly/hzLEYA

sous les paves, Saturday, 22 January 2011 14:29 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmu1CZEN6Yk

"who rides bikes everywhere? CRACKHEADS"

internet hardmanning clark (haitch), Sunday, 23 January 2011 04:58 (fifteen years ago)

this TWITTER will appeal to most anti-LANCErs:
http://brizzly.com/#twitter/-/user/bgosford

holy...

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Monday, 24 January 2011 03:08 (fifteen years ago)

when lance ran the nyc marathon i heckled him

ice cr?m, Monday, 24 January 2011 03:18 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ-9aBgoaWY

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

That's brilliant

Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

Front Range Cyclist
Just got this tip: Lance Armstrong and Tyler Hamilton are at the same restaurant in Aspen. Must be an ackward place tonight. (Cache Cache if you are in the area)
7 hours ago
Jennifer Flood likes this.

Vince Talavera Tommasi Lance must get around considering he rode a century in Tennessee this afternoon...
7 hours ago

Front Range Cyclist He has a jet.
7 hours ago

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 12 June 2011 12:48 (fifteen years ago)

looool

caek, Sunday, 12 June 2011 12:49 (fifteen years ago)

@GraysonSchaffer
Grayson Schaffer

@lancearmstrong and Tyler Hamilton just had face-to-face confrontation at Cache Cache in Aspen. @outsidemagazine #cycling @60Minutes

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 12 June 2011 12:50 (fifteen years ago)

how can hamilton afford to be in aspen

so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Sunday, 12 June 2011 13:34 (fifteen years ago)

jk i have no idea how hes livin

so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Sunday, 12 June 2011 13:35 (fifteen years ago)

nealrogers Neal Rogers
@GraysonSchaffer follow up: Tyler Hamilton asked not to return to Aspen's Cache Cache after last night's altercation w/Armstrong.
21 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

dwuori Dan
@nealrogers @GraysonSchaffer If all that happened was they passed one another & nothing happened why was Ty asked not to come back?
16 minutes ago

@nealrogers
Neal Rogers
@dwuori @GraysonSchaffer I'm guessing because Lance lives in Aspen, probably eats there often, and recommends the place to his jet-set pals.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Monday, 13 June 2011 03:15 (fifteen years ago)

Ffffuck this guy:
http://outside-blog.away.com/blog/2011/06/lance-armstrong-and-tyler-hamilton-walk-into-a-bar.html

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Monday, 13 June 2011 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

do you tip the server at the restaurant that told you never to come back y/n

only pick one (meme) (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

ya right? finish your meal, gtfo and never return... oh and how about +18%, thx!

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:52 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

great url on LANCE'S POSTEROUS:
http://lancearmstrong.posterous.com/great-to-see-my-friend-and-trusted-former-lie

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

ten months pass...

USADA on lance's recent tri career - "oh no, you don't."

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/armstrong-charged-with-doping-by-usada

Seven-time Tour de France winner banned from competitions

Lance Armstrong has been formally charged with doping by the United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) according to the Washington Post. The seven-time Tour de France winner has been banned from competition effective immediately, including triathlons which he has been racing since he retired from pro road cycling in 2011

chairman mayo mysteries (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

roid rage

http://cdn3.media.cyclingnews.futurecdn.net/2010/10/26/2/000_par2004072359394_600.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

btw he was not just "racing" triathlons - guy did a 3:45 at 70.3 florida, totally sick. future freaky performances nipped in the bud. :(

chairman mayo mysteries (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Mr Justice Sparks is not impressed:

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/10/sports/lance-armstrong-files-suit-to-block-doping-charges.html

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 00:50 (thirteen years ago)

#unconstitutional is now trending on twitter and not in the way Lance might expect.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 01:29 (thirteen years ago)

What happened to cutty?

Actually, what's happened to Steve Shasta?

Özil Gummidge (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:07 (thirteen years ago)

Cutty followed me on the other day on Twitter, No idea what happened to Shasta.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:59 (thirteen years ago)

another wakeboarder left...in the churning waters behind the boat of progress

catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:05 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.picturesanimations.com/l/lol/HaHaHeHeLoL.gif

am0n, Friday, 24 August 2012 05:18 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.picturesanimations.com/l/lol/lol227.gif

am0n, Friday, 24 August 2012 05:27 (thirteen years ago)

Lance Armstrong ‏@lancearmstrong
My official statement re: @usantidoping's pitiful charade http://bit.ly/Ozm7XZ

am0n, Friday, 24 August 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

guy should have gone into politics

goole, Friday, 24 August 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)

the background is all "LMAO here's my statement"

http://c7655228.r28.cf2.rackcdn.com/2b9d038c3508cba4845425583c402eea.jpg

am0n, Friday, 24 August 2012 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/KathyLeMond/status/258688803303206912/photo/1

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 19 October 2012 06:13 (thirteen years ago)

six months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q2QsqatfLA

cutty, Sunday, 21 April 2013 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

That is the whitest reggae band I've ever seen, and I've seen Italian Reggae combo 'Africa Unite'

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 21 April 2013 20:07 (thirteen years ago)


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