LANCE'S TWITTER

Levi_Leipheimer Tried to download my pre-ordered new U2 album on my iPhone but it wouldn't let me. What's up with that?

I'm alive! Broken clavicle (right). Hurts like hell for now. Surgery in a couple of days. Thanks for all the well wishes.
28 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

was thinking it would be "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"

http://www.comcast.net/articles/entertainment-eonline/20090325/b106071/

http://nyvelocity.com/content/interviews/2009/michael-ashenden#comment-54438

Nice one, cutty. That is a great link.

# Just watched Garden State. Best movie soundtrack ever.about 4 hours ago from TwitterBerry

:o

lol

# You know why else New Mexico is cool? The Shins are from here..about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry

ugh i'm kind of sad for following so closely but still, that is really lolworthy

i just came here to post that. kudos.

# Getting massage. Garden State soundtrack on the ipod. Best ST ever, imho.
about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry

pretty sure he's twittered abt garden state like 3 times now

well it's apparently the best ST ever, ihho

"GS ST is dope imo"

XD

Zabriskie: Today was the kind of day that made me wish I could piss over my head while riding.

???

http://www.livestrong.com/lance-armstrong/blog/lance-armstrongs-editorial-submission-response-to-wall-street-journal-article/Blog:e7230ee9-8736-45d9-aaff-ebad3773fc8cPost:3bbce75d-7592-49b3-a04d-c0c9c819a8f1/

"reed albergotti" is my teammate

lancearmstrong And listening to the new Spoon (Austin homeboys). Btw, the new Wilco is very good.

lol

lancearmstrong Never check my vm's but just checked em. Had a msg from @the_real_shaq wanting 2 set up our race. He's was talking a big game. It's on!!!

omg

who built shaq's bike and what does it look like

hope it isn't carbon

Getting a massage and listening to a little Bob Marley.

who built shaq's bike and what does it look like

― iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Wednesday, July 1, 2009 11:06 AM

can't find a pic but supposedly its a custom cannondale

here's is yao ming's custom bike o_O

http://www.gunnarbikes.com/newsletters/10-29-04_ming.jpg

http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/lance-armstrong-and-shaq-300x186.jpg

lancearmstrong In my room listening to Maiden. Yes, Iron Maiden.

duh wuh ballllsuh guh meduhz klugggg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VfiXAaEQiY

http://twitpic.com/bb7k5

pretty sweet!

thats the yoshitomo nara art bike

http://www.trekbikes.com/us/en/stages/nara/

No offense to the vuvuzela posse but, man, it's a bit much.
about 6 hours ago via UberTwitter

http://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Flancearmstrong+listening+to

http://twitter.com/lancearmstrong/status/5427586751

12:05 PM Nov 4th, 2009

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/8096/66206524.jpg

hahaha

omg

http://twitter.com/lancearmstrong/status/16085597041

LIVE STRONG USA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQsqS-mY3jI

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/8096/66206524.jpg

SB +1

u mad

http://twitter.com/lancearmstrong/status/24943300157

O_O

The gravy train never ends for our lance.

taylorphinney

Also downloading new Kings of Leon off itunes... Stoked! Last album was amazing. Remember seeing them in Austin w/LA&co 2 yrs ago exactly :)

smdh

chance encounter or ~set up~? *envisions la scrambling his jet to get back to town to run one last power move*

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/armstrong-accused-of-intimidating-potential-witness-tyler-hamilton-in-aspen-restaurant

According to Hamilton’s version of events at the restaurant, Armstrong repeatedly asked Hamilton how much he had been paid to appear on '60 Minutes' and that the Texan’s legal team will "(expletive) destroy you," "tear you apart on the witness stand," and "make your life a living (expletive) hell."

Witness tampering in a Fed case = digging himself deeper into a pit, eh?

I love the interview with the owner of the restaurant who said "there was no absolutley hostility just a couple of guys briefly reaquainting themselves over a few seconds" followed by "I asked him to finish his meal and GTFO and never return"... lol

never made it to cache cache tbh

btdt but in wrong condition to try to grade

where grade = "remember," not "demonstrate refined palate and knowledge of cuisine"

the husband owner heads the local NORML chapter... wonder how many times he's been tested? novitzky has to love that.

(expletive) hell

w.t.f.:

http://www.pets-doc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/hug_it_out.jpg

Armstrong greeted Hamilton, she said, and Hamilton tried to hug Armstrong - a move Armstrong gently rebuffed.

www.nydailynews.com/sports/iteam/2011/06/13/2011-06-13_attorney_says_hes_alerted_feds_of_tyler_hamiltons_confrontation_with_lance_armst.html#ixzz1PHicQmdf

Multiple witnesses said Armstrong put his arm out across Ham's chest as Ham walked by. The anti-hug?

California-based former federal prosecutor Richard J. Cutler has no first-hand knowledge of the incident but said that the episode, if accurately recounted by Hamilton, could fall within the definition of witness tampering.

Although no criminal charges have been filed against Armstrong, Cutler said the ongoing investigation could be enough to underlie a charge of witness tampering. Hamilton could be called back before the grand jury to provide more information, and/or summoned to testify at trial if a case were to go that far.

"If I were the prosecutor, my investigator would be going to talk to Hamilton," said Cutler, now with the firm of Dechert LLP. "This, to me, is a game-changer." A charge of witness tampering could also affect any statute of limitations issues prosecutors might be facing by extending the timeline forward to the present day, Cutler added.

I guess that's how Armstrong's PR/Lawyers are remaking the physical contact that was made between the two as a rebuffed hug from Ham. lol

omg there's a cutty on the case!!!!

debriefing by debro

ppl hamilton shld maybe try to hug it out with:

1. his dogs
2. his ex-wife
3. his moms and pops
4. ppl involved w/ his foundations
5. sundry well wishers
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
9989212. ppl on pcp with machetes
9989213. la

and
6. his invisible twin

fbi to subpoena video.

hamilton was asked not to come back because his group did not tip.

yet THam's lawyer says otherwise... These Aspen folks are good at covering their bases eh?

do you tip the server at the restaurant that told you never to come back y/n

ya right? finish your meal, gtfo and never return... oh and how about +18%, thx!

great url on LANCE'S POSTEROUS:
http://lancearmstrong.posterous.com/great-to-see-my-friend-and-trusted-former-lie

USADA on lance's recent tri career - "oh no, you don't."

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/armstrong-charged-with-doping-by-usada

Seven-time Tour de France winner banned from competitions

Lance Armstrong has been formally charged with doping by the United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) according to the Washington Post. The seven-time Tour de France winner has been banned from competition effective immediately, including triathlons which he has been racing since he retired from pro road cycling in 2011

roid rage

http://cdn3.media.cyclingnews.futurecdn.net/2010/10/26/2/000_par2004072359394_600.jpg

btw he was not just "racing" triathlons - guy did a 3:45 at 70.3 florida, totally sick. future freaky performances nipped in the bud. :(

Mr Justice Sparks is not impressed:

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/10/sports/lance-armstrong-files-suit-to-block-doping-charges.html

#unconstitutional is now trending on twitter and not in the way Lance might expect.

What happened to cutty?

Actually, what's happened to Steve Shasta?

Cutty followed me on the other day on Twitter, No idea what happened to Shasta.

another wakeboarder left...in the churning waters behind the boat of progress

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Lance Armstrong ‏@lancearmstrong
My official statement re: @usantidoping's pitiful charade http://bit.ly/Ozm7XZ

guy should have gone into politics

the background is all "LMAO here's my statement"

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https://twitter.com/KathyLeMond/status/258688803303206912/photo/1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q2QsqatfLA

That is the whitest reggae band I've ever seen, and I've seen Italian Reggae combo 'Africa Unite'