LANCE'S TWITTER

SB +1

u mad

http://twitter.com/lancearmstrong/status/24943300157

O_O

The gravy train never ends for our lance.

taylorphinney

Also downloading new Kings of Leon off itunes... Stoked! Last album was amazing. Remember seeing them in Austin w/LA&co 2 yrs ago exactly :)

smdh

lancearmstrong

Incredible : Sunday night football goes to commercial to RATT's 'Round and Round'.

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~~~(((creepee)))~~~

thought this would be about Jeff Nowitsky tbqh

LANCE'S FUCKED
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1180944/1/index.htm

insert lemond dougie gif here

noticed that twitter is one of thee shack's jersey sponsors this year

http://bit.ly/hzLEYA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmu1CZEN6Yk

"who rides bikes everywhere? CRACKHEADS"

this TWITTER will appeal to most anti-LANCErs:
http://brizzly.com/#twitter/-/user/bgosford

holy...

when lance ran the nyc marathon i heckled him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ-9aBgoaWY

That's brilliant

Front Range Cyclist
Just got this tip: Lance Armstrong and Tyler Hamilton are at the same restaurant in Aspen. Must be an ackward place tonight. (Cache Cache if you are in the area)
7 hours ago
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Vince Talavera Tommasi Lance must get around considering he rode a century in Tennessee this afternoon...
7 hours ago

Front Range Cyclist He has a jet.
7 hours ago

looool

@GraysonSchaffer
Grayson Schaffer

@lancearmstrong and Tyler Hamilton just had face-to-face confrontation at Cache Cache in Aspen. @outsidemagazine #cycling @60Minutes

how can hamilton afford to be in aspen

jk i have no idea how hes livin

nealrogers Neal Rogers
@GraysonSchaffer follow up: Tyler Hamilton asked not to return to Aspen's Cache Cache after last night's altercation w/Armstrong.
21 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

dwuori Dan
@nealrogers @GraysonSchaffer If all that happened was they passed one another & nothing happened why was Ty asked not to come back?
16 minutes ago

@nealrogers
Neal Rogers
@dwuori @GraysonSchaffer I'm guessing because Lance lives in Aspen, probably eats there often, and recommends the place to his jet-set pals.

Ffffuck this guy:
http://outside-blog.away.com/blog/2011/06/lance-armstrong-and-tyler-hamilton-walk-into-a-bar.html

abe? i know that dude

chance encounter or ~set up~? *envisions la scrambling his jet to get back to town to run one last power move*

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/armstrong-accused-of-intimidating-potential-witness-tyler-hamilton-in-aspen-restaurant

According to Hamilton’s version of events at the restaurant, Armstrong repeatedly asked Hamilton how much he had been paid to appear on '60 Minutes' and that the Texan’s legal team will "(expletive) destroy you," "tear you apart on the witness stand," and "make your life a living (expletive) hell."

Witness tampering in a Fed case = digging himself deeper into a pit, eh?

I love the interview with the owner of the restaurant who said "there was no absolutley hostility just a couple of guys briefly reaquainting themselves over a few seconds" followed by "I asked him to finish his meal and GTFO and never return"... lol

never made it to cache cache tbh

btdt but in wrong condition to try to grade

where grade = "remember," not "demonstrate refined palate and knowledge of cuisine"

the husband owner heads the local NORML chapter... wonder how many times he's been tested? novitzky has to love that.

(expletive) hell

w.t.f.:

http://www.pets-doc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/hug_it_out.jpg

Armstrong greeted Hamilton, she said, and Hamilton tried to hug Armstrong - a move Armstrong gently rebuffed.

www.nydailynews.com/sports/iteam/2011/06/13/2011-06-13_attorney_says_hes_alerted_feds_of_tyler_hamiltons_confrontation_with_lance_armst.html#ixzz1PHicQmdf

Multiple witnesses said Armstrong put his arm out across Ham's chest as Ham walked by. The anti-hug?

California-based former federal prosecutor Richard J. Cutler has no first-hand knowledge of the incident but said that the episode, if accurately recounted by Hamilton, could fall within the definition of witness tampering.

Although no criminal charges have been filed against Armstrong, Cutler said the ongoing investigation could be enough to underlie a charge of witness tampering. Hamilton could be called back before the grand jury to provide more information, and/or summoned to testify at trial if a case were to go that far.

"If I were the prosecutor, my investigator would be going to talk to Hamilton," said Cutler, now with the firm of Dechert LLP. "This, to me, is a game-changer." A charge of witness tampering could also affect any statute of limitations issues prosecutors might be facing by extending the timeline forward to the present day, Cutler added.

I guess that's how Armstrong's PR/Lawyers are remaking the physical contact that was made between the two as a rebuffed hug from Ham. lol

omg there's a cutty on the case!!!!

debriefing by debro

ppl hamilton shld maybe try to hug it out with:

1. his dogs
2. his ex-wife
3. his moms and pops
4. ppl involved w/ his foundations
5. sundry well wishers
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
9989212. ppl on pcp with machetes
9989213. la

and
6. his invisible twin

fbi to subpoena video.

hamilton was asked not to come back because his group did not tip.

yet THam's lawyer says otherwise... These Aspen folks are good at covering their bases eh?

do you tip the server at the restaurant that told you never to come back y/n

ya right? finish your meal, gtfo and never return... oh and how about +18%, thx!

great url on LANCE'S POSTEROUS:
http://lancearmstrong.posterous.com/great-to-see-my-friend-and-trusted-former-lie

USADA on lance's recent tri career - "oh no, you don't."

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/armstrong-charged-with-doping-by-usada

Seven-time Tour de France winner banned from competitions

Lance Armstrong has been formally charged with doping by the United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) according to the Washington Post. The seven-time Tour de France winner has been banned from competition effective immediately, including triathlons which he has been racing since he retired from pro road cycling in 2011

roid rage

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