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andrew, 5 years old, reviews avatar typical pre-ride conversation

"that was not a fun movie at all."

"it wasn't? i thought it was very funny."

"no, because they didnt RACE!"

bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Sunday, 13 December 2009 03:06 (sixteen years ago)

http://gothamist.com/2009/12/16/bike_riders_will_get_naked_to_save.php

shartin jort (am0n), Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)

"There are people who are trying to play that the nudity is the issue, but it's not," he said. "The main concern is the safety of our kids. There are lot of institutions and families on that Bedford Avenue stretch, and we are always really concerned about the kids being picked up and dropped off. There are sometimes small accidents where the cyclists are violating the law because they don't stop for flashing school buses."

actually can dig what he means

Meteor Crater (jdchurchill), Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:57 (sixteen years ago)

oh, right, save the children. do you live in the area? hasids routinely jump in front of cars against the green lights.

also, they've effectively made it less safe for cyclists, who will continue to use that stretch of bedford avenue, bike lane or not.

crazy shituations (cutty), Thursday, 17 December 2009 19:39 (sixteen years ago)

what i'm trying to say is, the removal of the bike lane is not going to stop people from using that street. it is a ridiculous assertion.

crazy shituations (cutty), Thursday, 17 December 2009 19:40 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.podiumcafe.com/2009/12/14/1199837/vote-for-rider-quote-of-the-year

has to be voigt's "more" quote

nostragaaaawddamnus (Hunt3r), Friday, 18 December 2009 19:11 (sixteen years ago)

yo Shasta, not too many inside joeks for this crowd, spot on. And for roadie haters a look into a mindset that it's super-easy to make fun of. Fixters is stealin' the roadies' hate.

soviet, Saturday, 19 December 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

nah, it's all personal attacks on folx nobody here knows... less actually riding dbag jargon.

wrt: hunter's link on classiq quotes:

"That’s what I’m talking about!"--shouted over and over by Bradley Wiggins, climbing the Pyrenees in the 2009 Tour

is killing me... <3 wiggo

quiet and secretively we will always be together (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 19 December 2009 22:12 (sixteen years ago)

especially in conjunction w/his preceding quote:

"Every time someone gets dropped you think "well I lasted longer than him". It’s like a ramp test or the beep test. You don’t think you can possibly last any longer, but you do. And every time someone drops out, you get a buzz out of it."--Bradley Wiggins

"That's what I'm talking about!"

cozwn, Saturday, 19 December 2009 22:27 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.holytaco.com/celebrities-riding-invisible-bicycles

cozwn, Sunday, 20 December 2009 19:29 (sixteen years ago)

wonder what bike gyllenhaal had airbrushed out

cozwn, Sunday, 20 December 2009 19:30 (sixteen years ago)

wasn't there a post on this very board of jake riding a bike with one of those derailleur donut/frisbee things?

quiet and secretively we will always be together (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 20 December 2009 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

lol'd at that cozwn

2*f(gal) ^ pool ∴ pools v kiddies (gbx), Sunday, 20 December 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

yeah i posted the original pic somewhere

crazy shituations (cutty), Sunday, 20 December 2009 21:40 (sixteen years ago)

http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuvrtxKgC61qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

deej--nuts, butthurt, and yelly (gbx), Monday, 21 December 2009 05:19 (sixteen years ago)

LOL

naus, Monday, 21 December 2009 05:24 (sixteen years ago)

o man

shartin jort (am0n), Monday, 21 December 2009 22:38 (sixteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_59gUEMCykpA/SzD3E7t7ZNI/AAAAAAAAApc/A41Wxe9fjuw/s1600-h/bettiniphoto_0044053_1_web_600.jpg

groan-worthy lol

jon goin hamm (haitch), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 00:53 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQGLNPJ9VCE

shartin jort (am0n), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 07:20 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.carbonsports-shop.de/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=28&products_id=86

jon goin hamm (haitch), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 11:09 (sixteen years ago)

A++!

nostragaaaawddamnus (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 16:36 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/81/228347839_5f5529d352_b.jpg

cozwn, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:38 (sixteen years ago)

http://i45.tinypic.com/zx0a4p.gif

cozwn, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:40 (sixteen years ago)

Winnits?

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 20:51 (sixteen years ago)

that's framley examiner isn't it

Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 20:57 (sixteen years ago)

hilarious

Meteor Crater (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 21:28 (sixteen years ago)

Dangleberries

♖♕♖ (am0n), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 21:36 (sixteen years ago)

saw a dude with a jar of peanut butter in his water bottle cage. i lolled

jaxon, Saturday, 16 January 2010 23:28 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOur8qXvpnk

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 23 January 2010 06:09 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHUpmWPCMes

Long, but Cipo gets punked on an Italian TV show. The guy in the tiny car tells him his bikes have all been jacked from his house. Hilarity ensues. Awesome riding and he gets SO mad. Check out climbing a pallet ladder in cleats.

Soviet

soviet, Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

why did I type my name at the bottom? retard

soviet, Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

hehe DORKS WHO SIGN THEIR POSTS LIKE IT'S A FREAKIN EMAIL

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 31 January 2010 05:36 (sixteen years ago)

^^fave thread title

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/7084/bikeguy.jpg

calzone: liberation (cozen), Friday, 5 February 2010 23:05 (sixteen years ago)

that is fucking gnarly dude
who put that pole there?

Anton Levain (jdchurchill), Friday, 5 February 2010 23:08 (sixteen years ago)

wtf thats what u get for wearing daisy dukes, dude

u b ilxin' (Hunt3r), Friday, 5 February 2010 23:16 (sixteen years ago)

hunter I'm the guy on the left

calzone: liberation (cozen), Friday, 5 February 2010 23:19 (sixteen years ago)

outstanding

werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Saturday, 6 February 2010 01:17 (sixteen years ago)

i cant criticize i rock mom jeans all the time, but skip on dem blue blockers

u b ilxin' (Hunt3r), Saturday, 6 February 2010 02:07 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz8Go9kVukI

goodness

the avuncular tonsil hockey (haitch), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 09:41 (sixteen years ago)

vulva...

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:59 (sixteen years ago)

does it smell like vagina?

jaxon, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 23:51 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://sandbaggerkc.blogspot.com/

malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:34 (sixteen years ago)

oops

nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:07 (sixteen years ago)

carbon spokes more like kaboom spokes amirite

put your glans up for Detroit (haitch), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:28 (sixteen years ago)

ok.... howwwwwww?

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:34 (sixteen years ago)

ok, last pic, 12 o'clock on back rim is like major munch city which could explain spokesfail.gif

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:43 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSokDsOwE1g

shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 21:49 (sixteen years ago)

almost identical to king julian's description of appeasing the volcano gods in madagascar 2

neurological bandwidth doctor (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:32 (sixteen years ago)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2943192540293101680#

neurological bandwidth doctor (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:34 (sixteen years ago)


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