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Q: console.log("hello worlb")
A: worlb say hi to me

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 May 2022 15:55 (one month ago) link

lets say you were a javascript developer and you wanted to build a i guess youd call it a vendor marketplace, like ebay for instance, now you could just write the whole thing yourself but its kind of a lot you need payment processing you have users who need a dashboard to list their wares etc you need an admin dashboard to admin the whole thing you need a website you have users signing up and so forth

anyone know any frameworks, platforms, idk could just be some cloud apis, stuff that might make this a lil less laborious, obvs theres tons of ecommerce things out there but having third party sellers makes it a lil novel

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 May 2022 16:03 (one month ago) link

Salesforce?

brimstead, Sunday, 22 May 2022 16:10 (one month ago) link

oh gosh that word scares me, granted i have never once used salesforce but its seems so... enterprisey, however if you know more im listening

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 May 2022 16:16 (one month ago) link

I think stripe has a platform for platform type product to handle that payment side?

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Sunday, 22 May 2022 16:44 (one month ago) link

This one I think? https://stripe.com/connect

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Sunday, 22 May 2022 16:46 (one month ago) link

hmm interesting thank u

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 May 2022 16:49 (one month ago) link

seeing the word "salesforce" has honestly brought up some awful memories for me, and i say that as someone who had to use it, not anyone who understands the evil that lurks inside of it. with all due respect i will permanently bow out of this thread. i like to follow along and learn something but i don't know want to learn things like this anymore

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2022 17:05 (one month ago) link

my god have mercy on all of our souls

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2022 17:05 (one month ago) link

This ae nighte, this ae nighte,
– Every nighte and alle,
Fire and fleet and candle-lighte,
And Christe receive thy saule.

Apollo and the Aqueducts (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 22 May 2022 17:10 (one month ago) link

I've got a (new) name for an old anti-pattern for you: Exponential Edge Case Explosion.

Unless there was no old name.

20 Preflyte Rock (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 00:28 (one month ago) link

nothin like a good edge case baby

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 May 2022 00:32 (one month ago) link

Nothing like cutting and pasting and crazy looping to cover all your real and imagined edge cases and obscuring any attempt at logical organization that someone else might have tried.

20 Preflyte Rock (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 00:34 (one month ago) link

Refactoring: why is it so bad and hated?

20 Preflyte Rock (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 16:39 (one month ago) link

its funny cause its actually the best but no one has time 4 that

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 May 2022 17:17 (one month ago) link

Yes. I was making a joke because it is a very good practice and I do it all the time, but then I have to look through my eclipse glasses at some other people’s stuff.

20 Preflyte Rock (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 17:19 (one month ago) link

i kind of enjoyed this deranged and extremely mechanistic approach to refactoring https://www.manning.com/books/five-lines-of-code

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 20:18 (one month ago) link

Forward by Robert C. Martin!

20 Preflyte Rock (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 21:41 (one month ago) link

yes but it's good

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 22:27 (one month ago) link

Lol!

20 Preflyte Rock (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 22:28 (one month ago) link

Just looked at the beginning. Seems promising, thanks.

20 Preflyte Rock (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 22:28 (one month ago) link

i want to emphasize that it is deranged and mechanistic

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 22:29 (one month ago) link

How does it compare to Martin Fowler?

20 Preflyte Rock (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 23:12 (one month ago) link

it makes mutliple references to _Refactoring_, but i haven't read that so all i can say is 5LOC if shorter and uses typescript.

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 23:24 (one month ago) link


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