Your favourite jokes about cars

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What's a car's favourite former Nottingham Forest player?
Franz Carr (car)!

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 23 June 2008 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

What's a car's favourite former Juventus player?
Matteo Ferrari (Ferrari)!

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 23 June 2008 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

What did the car say to the person who was formulating a week argument
You're "clutching" at straws! (clutch is a part of a car)

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 23 June 2008 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

What's a car's favourite former Friday Night Project presenter?
Allan Carr (car)!

Free Peace Sweet!, Monday, 23 June 2008 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

Q. Why did Kelvin McKenzie run in that by-election in the end?
A. He couldn't afford it. (af-FORD -- Ford, like a Ford car)

banriquit, Monday, 23 June 2008 15:33 (eleven years ago) link


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