Luna

I'm almost certain the pics were fake;

― Tuomas, Thursday, October 18, 2012 1:32 PM

... lol

http://www.columbo-site.freeuk.com/frontpagecolumbo1.jpg

sorry. my impulse on ilx is to joke. : (

i felt that way before certain other things happened in the last few years to make it even worse btw

naw man i know it's all good.

remember 'lunabear'

none of this happened to me beyond that one mild but "red lights flashing" event i had w/her

"You're confusing Luna with Burmakitty and her daughter Aja... I still think Aja was real though, or at least I can't imagine what anyone would get out of such a long and boring fakery."

these two did exist, I saw them at a mission of burma show (burma and her daughter). whether aja was actually writing her posts I don't know. I imagine both have moved onto to more interesting things in their life now.

I appear to have completely missed the gist of the luna deception and was under the impression that it had turned out to be a man scamming someone and some ilxor got their heart broken; I must have been mistaken about part of that.

I don't know who is being referred to, but I do have a guess, which I really really hope is not true.

I apologize for giving the name initially but I was so fucking shocked and appalled that it was him who it was done to and hope people can see why I felt it important that aspect of it was known.

some very nice cufflinks that I remain surprised she was able to find.

― The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Thursday, October 18, 2012 1:20 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

"able to find"

"she"

lord custos tribute thread

fuck now i am actively angry about this again

lmao velko with the deep cuts

People really thought someone that looked like that was posting to ILX?

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, July 27, 2008 7:19 PM

let "free dom" ring

Why can't people just say who they're thinking of, this is frustrating...

I wish there was a way she could be publicly outed, because even creepy Michael Brustch never scammed people out $75k.

There should be some sort of consequences for her besides having to drive a crappy mustang.

While I am as guilty of this as anyone, we should possibly consider easing up on the appalled intimations - I am saying this because it would be making me brain-itchingly curious if I was on the outside, but I don't think I'd really wish learning about it on anyone.

I thought Luna's two main ILX victims were already named in that other thread? Unless there is a third one (or more) I'm not aware of?

Tuomas, because the person in question was mentioned by name earlier, and the mods were asked to remove his name. Mentioning it again is just going to get it deleted again.

but there may be some lag

say it in pig latin

No, I just meant that anyone who absolutely must find out can read the other thread, so there's no need to spill the details here, unless there's some new stuff people should know about.

There should be some sort of consequences for her besides having to drive a crappy mustang.

Well, her husband is leaving her, and hopefully taking custody of their son. She has no job, no prospects, and nowhere to live. Her friends that were around to spend the $$ have left now that it's gone. She is destined to be an aging groupie for shitty bar cover bands. It's not prison, but it'll have to do, I guess.

she sent me a picture of her flying a plane into the twin towers

― Ronan, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 4:49 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:(

If you do not understand that the adjective "oxymoronic" can be properly used without saying that that noun modified by that adjective IS an oxymoron, you are not very bright.

I have no idea how this relates to what was said.

ronan's been "flying high" if you will for years. xxp

"Well, her husband is leaving her, and hopefully taking custody of their son. She has no job, no prospects, and nowhere to live. Her friends that were around to spend the $$ have left now that it's gone. She is destined to be an aging groupie for shitty bar cover bands. It's not prison, but it'll have to do, I guess."

These are facts, people, facts.

If it comes to unqualifiable statements I myself know of 53 people who have left because of the NB and it's shenanigans

I only just figured out that "it's" should be "its." I thought it was like "53 people have left, and I'm calling shenanigans on that!"

― jaymc, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 10:35 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've joined four Deep Purple tribute bands just on the offchance.

can someone explain to me wth this is all about, perhaps by using names of cast members of the film "heat"? b/c in all honesty i don't really know who any of you are.

Yes, Alex, if you disbelieve it was her husband actually communicating with me, none of it is true. Congrats on being a better discerner of bullshit, your cookies are in the oven.

Al Pacino sweet-talked Henry Rollins out of 75000 Val Kilmers

and it was interminably slow

Yes, Alex, if you disbelieve it was her husband actually communicating with me, none of it is true.

The alternative is to think that she's making it up so as to get rid of everybody which would a great deal simpler by just changing phone numbers, e-mail, etc..., or just never responding.

You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to.

What M said exactly. And I couldn't come up with a reason for her to want to end contact. I know I wasn't imposing any sord of demands or duties on her whatsoever, and M wasn't either.

"The alternative is to think that she's making it up so as to get rid of everybody which would a great deal simpler by just changing phone numbers, e-mail, etc..., or just never responding."

See there you go thinking like a sane person again.

I know I wasn't imposing any sord of demands or duties on her whatsoever, and M wasn't either.

because she's not getting anything valuable from you anymore? I mean, some people talk to you and give gifts and whatever else because they want attention, not because they genuinely value you as a person. It's all the same to me, until the personal relationship falls apart

Man I honestly believe this latest thing to be true bc it makes sense in a lot of ways unfortunately.

Who the fuck is Luna and who the fuck is Chaki?

This whole thing makes me feel so gross about being here at all.

otm

Luna: sociopathic scam artist of ILX past. Chaki: beloved ILX investigative reporter.

luna = nixon, chaki = woodward & bernstein

because she's not getting anything valuable from you anymore?

if the thing of value I was giving her was male attention, she would've ended contact years ago. The "wanted to terminate contact by blowing herself up" angle doesn't make much sense. The "husband who was said to be ex-husband gaining access to her old phone while she was away, being HIGHLY suspicious of her throughout the years, and finding damning evidence in WWF chats and reaching out to me about it" makes much more sense. Plus those cookies are fucking awesome and no one would end a relationship which involved the reception thereof.

so she spends 8 or whatever years carefully avoiding giving me her home address, then gives it to me and for no reason a few months later decides to tell me about her sociopathic dealings and hope that will drive me away (even though I was "away" for all practical purposes)??

not to make light of anything here, but the fact that this all turned on the p2p chats of a scrabble mobile app is the craziest detail. no novelist could have ginned that up.