restore 'rollin my damn eyes' plz u bastards

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R-M-D-E @ YALL

thank you based mod (deej), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

is there a thread where this bullshit moderhating originated

thank you based mod (deej), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die

max, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

disgusting

max, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

sickening

max, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

what happened to free speech

max, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

smdh

oh, winklevoss (crüt), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

fmiteh

thank you based mod (deej), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

^^^fuck mods in the ear hole

thank you based mod (deej), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

1st worthwhile ilx meme in ages & some humorless dbags have 2 ruin it for all of us

thank you based mod (deej), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

im quitting ilx over this

max, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

idgi

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

^^

markers, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

whaappen

goole, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die

the great finnish ball-licking kids (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

:(

the great finnish ball-licking kids (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

rollin my damn eyes

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

ahh ok

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

lol

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

here

RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die

goole, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

lol

goole, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die @ http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

fucking seriously

RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

embarassing

RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die

markers, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

wow

markers, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

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markers, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

The commercial towing spaceship Nosthttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG is on a return trip from Thedus to Earth, hauling a refinery and twenty million tons of mineral ore and carrying its seven-member crew in stasis. Upon receiving a transmission of unknown origin from a nearby planetoid, the ship's computer awakens the crew.[11] Acting on orders from their corporate employers, the crew detaches the Nosthttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG from the refinery and lands on the planetoid, resulting in some damage to the ship. Captain Dallas (Tom Skerritt), Executive Officer Kane (John Hurt), and Navigator Lambert (Veronica Cartwright) set out to investigate the signal's source while Warrant Officer Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), Science Officer Ash (Ian Holm), and Engineers Brett (Harry Dean Stanton) and Parker (Yaphet Kotto) stay behind to monitor their progress and make repairs.

Dallas, Kane, and Lambert discover that the signal is coming from a derelict alien spacecraft. Inside it they find the remains of a large alien creature whose ribs appear to have been exploded outward from the inside. Meanwhile, the Nosthttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG's computer partially deciphers the signal transmission, which Ripley determines to be some type of warning. Kane discovers a vast chamber containing numerous eggs, one of which releases a creature that attaches itself to his face. Dallas and Lambert carry the unconscious Kane back to the Nosthttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG, where Ash allows them inside against Ripley's orders to follow the ship's quarantine protocol. They unsuccessfully attempt to remove the creature from Kane's face, discovering that its blood is an extremely corrosive acid. Eventually the creature detaches on its own and is found dead. With the ship repaired, the crew resume their trip back to Earth.

Kane awakens seemingly unharmed, but during a meal before re-entering stasis he begins to choke and convulse until an alien creature bursts from his chest, killing him and escaping into the ship. Lacking conventional weapons, the crew attempt to locate and capture the creature by fashioning motion trackers, electric prods, and flamethrowers. Brett follows the crew's cat into a large room where the now-fully-grown Alien attacks him and disappears with his body into the ship's air shafts. Dallas enters the shafts intending to force the Alien into an airlock where it can be expelled into space, but it ambushes him. Lambert implores the remaining crew members to escape in the ship's shuttle, but Ripley, now in command, explains that the shuttle will not support four people.

Accessing the ship's computer, Ripley discovers that Ash has been ordered to return the Alien to the Nosthttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG's corporate employers even at the expense of the crew. Ash attacks her, but Parker intervenes and decapitates him with a blow from a fire extinguisher, revealing Ash to be an android. Before Parker incinerates him, Ash predicts that the other crew members will not survive. The remaining three crew members plan to arm the Nosthttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG's self-destruct mechanism and escape in the shuttle, but Parker and Lambert are killed by the Alien while gathering the necessary supplies. Ripley initiates the self-destruct sequence and heads for the shuttle with the cat, but finds the Alien blocking her way. She unsuccessfully attempts to abort the self-destruct, then returns to find the Alien gone and narrowly escapes in the shuttle as the Nosthttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG explodes.

As she prepares to enter stasis, Ripley discovers that the Alien is aboard the shuttle. She puts on a space suit and opens the hatch, causing explosive decompression which forces the Alien to the open doorway. She shoots it with a grappling gun which propels it out, but the gun is caught in the closing door, tethering the Alien to the shuttle. It attempts to crawl into one of the engines, but Ripley activates them and blasts the Alien into space. Ripley puts herself and the cat into stasis for the return trip to Earth.

goole, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

yesterday I read a post that was so bad I was I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die , and then when I got home I thought about it some more which had me I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die again. I decided to stop I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die, but the more I thought about it, the more I felt I had the right to start I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die anytime I damn well pleased. So now I'm I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die ...at the system!

it takes a nation of will.i.ams to hold us back (San Te), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

we'll always have smh

goole, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die @ ^

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die

kkvgz, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

what the hell, people?

kkvgz, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG ?????????????????

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

radamus ???????????????????????

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

smh

markers, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

how do you get the cat to pop up

markers, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

is this an ilnfl thing

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

r m d e

RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

r m d e

markers, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die1

markers, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

r m d e @ fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

#occupyilxmods

ice cr?m, Sunday, 2 October 2011 15:29 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/aNrla.png

markers, Sunday, 2 October 2011 21:13 (ten years ago) link

rmde

dangobro (D-40), Sunday, 2 October 2011 22:31 (ten years ago) link

u bastards

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 3 October 2011 12:41 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

http://kkkorner.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/nbomb5.jpg?w=350&h=259

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 14 January 2012 04:23 (nine years ago) link

real cool, guys.

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 14 January 2012 04:23 (nine years ago) link

'...'

goya.fr (Lamp), Saturday, 14 January 2012 04:24 (nine years ago) link

l0u1s jagg3r

buzza, Saturday, 14 January 2012 04:25 (nine years ago) link

poor gentle grady

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 04:25 (nine years ago) link

do i even want to know

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 14 January 2012 05:13 (nine years ago) link

oh boy DO YOU

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 05:16 (nine years ago) link

eight months pass...

r.i.p. http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 27 September 2012 00:24 (nine years ago) link

plz u bastards

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 27 September 2012 00:44 (nine years ago) link

ah well then. god's in his heaven.

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 September 2012 03:15 (nine years ago) link

restore gangsta grillz u bastards

wood grain, chestnut / cody, CHESNUTT (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 27 September 2012 03:29 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

lol, 2010

huh

famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 18:43 (seven years ago) link

*strokes mustache*

famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 18:44 (seven years ago) link

good night sweet bastards

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 18:46 (seven years ago) link

very interested

famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 18:54 (seven years ago) link

pottery

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 19:03 (seven years ago) link

much pottery

weedery

famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 19:09 (seven years ago) link

lol pottery still works?

dn/ac (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 20:46 (seven years ago) link

yeah, just put it on a wheel, fire it, eat your cereal out of it

yum!

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 21:52 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

abebe

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Thursday, 7 August 2014 15:56 (seven years ago) link

gesundheit

two weeks pass...

rmde

rap steve gadd (D-40), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 01:01 (seven years ago) link

DUMPLINGS!

sleeve, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 02:00 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

classic thread

The Reverend, Thursday, 11 September 2014 02:27 (seven years ago) link

http://i53.tinypic.com/eslve0.jpg

markers, Thursday, 11 September 2014 02:27 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkO0g0ZDCSQ

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:56 (seven years ago) link

romo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:04 (seven years ago) link

u bastards

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:06 (seven years ago) link

👀

💻 👀 (am0n), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:38 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

rmde

Neanderthal, Sunday, 24 July 2016 14:40 (five years ago) link

U bastards

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 06:39 (five years ago) link

restore "I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die" you bastards.

how's life, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 11:56 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

plz

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:44 (five years ago) link

four years pass...

plz

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 17:12 (ten months ago) link

u bastards

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 17:14 (ten months ago) link

shawgc (sighing heavily and with great consternation)

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 17:28 (ten months ago) link

ilx needs more comedy autoreplacements, imo

emil.y, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 17:31 (ten months ago) link

We'll always have DUMPLINGS!

emil.y, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 17:32 (ten months ago) link

one month passes...

Still, http://i.imgur.com/QbYzHTH.jpg

Mark G, Monday, 4 January 2021 08:07 (nine months ago) link

two weeks pass...

C'MON

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 02:41 (eight months ago) link

Plz

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 January 2021 03:29 (eight months ago) link


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