Missin U <3 - lamentations for those felled by the SB

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I have this vision of a Finnish socialist paradise where all of our actions are determined by complex and yet efficient mathematics that control and shape every aspect of our lives.

(I do not apologise for being one of the people who banhammered Cankles in the 72 hours before his Suggest Ban - for his utterly infantile and gross interjections on the Cosmetic Surgery thread, IIRC.)

― I Like Daydreams, I've Had Enough Reality (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 24 September 2009 13:44 (sixteen years ago)

if tuomas exists, i'm pretty sure he's serious.

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 September 2009 13:50 (sixteen years ago)

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a clog stamping on a human face... forever.

― ENBB Otter's Pug Band Christmas (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 24 September 2009 13:50 (sixteen years ago)

a clog?

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 September 2009 13:51 (sixteen years ago)

surely a nokia ringing out in interminable silence

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 September 2009 13:53 (sixteen years ago)

into silence

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 September 2009 13:54 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.giftsfromholland.com/catalog/images/klomp_blank_punt.png

― ENBB Otter's Pug Band Christmas (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 24 September 2009 13:55 (sixteen years ago)

i think we all know what the footwear emblem of dutch culture looks like

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 September 2009 13:55 (sixteen years ago)

i know he's finnish, not dutch, but the joke works better if you just follow me on this

― ENBB Otter's Pug Band Christmas (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 24 September 2009 13:56 (sixteen years ago)

maybe the joke is that i'm confused. it's like an unscripted homage to our mutual friend.

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 September 2009 13:59 (sixteen years ago)

perhaps cankles greatest contribution to ilx not on a sports board:
For example, I've noticed many girls tend to treat the penis a bit too gently, which can be a problem if you want to make the guy come.
this is actually the central point of my thesis on gender relations, which is that ppl project their needs onto their partners and u end up w/women all tenderly makin love to your dong when u just want it to get beat the fuck up, and meanwhile dudes are all trying to jackhammer cervixes and fingerblast a broad with a hand covered in superbowl rings

― a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Thursday, August 6, 2009 2:48 PM

― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Thursday, 24 September 2009 22:24 (sixteen years ago)

trying to jackhammer cervixes and fingerblast a broad with a hand covered in superbowl rings

as lamentations go, uh

― Bacon is the new Pirates (onimo), Thursday, 24 September 2009 22:40 (sixteen years ago)

otoh, the moderator-imposed temp ban could actually prevent a poster from accruing more sb's, or at least accruing them at a slower rate.

― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Friday, 25 September 2009 09:20 (sixteen years ago)

isn't a mod ban normally imposed for one-off way over the line behaviour? doesn't overlap with sb low level irritation quotient at all in my opinion.

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Friday, 25 September 2009 09:22 (sixteen years ago)

wasn't that what cankles' most recent temp ban for? The racist display name thing?

― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Friday, 25 September 2009 09:23 (sixteen years ago)

if he hadn't been temp-banned, he could have posted more with that display name and gotten more sb's out of it.

― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Friday, 25 September 2009 09:26 (sixteen years ago)

what a disaster for london

― there's a blap for that (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:29 (sixteen years ago)

was louis sb'd too??

― don't blame pitchfork, blame america (call all destroyer), Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:36 (sixteen years ago)

spellbanned

― estela, Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:37 (sixteen years ago)

on this magical day

― estela, Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:37 (sixteen years ago)

what the fuck

― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:37 (sixteen years ago)

is louis our first 153?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:38 (sixteen years ago)

whoa

― omar little, Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:39 (sixteen years ago)

― wilter, Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:39 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/jason-meyer-funeral-photo-02.jpg

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:41 (sixteen years ago)

is there any good reason for lj's ban or is it just 51 more people doing it cause they thought it was funny?

― iatee, Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:41 (sixteen years ago)

adjectives fail me.

― estela, Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:44 (sixteen years ago)

lj should be unbannable

― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:45 (sixteen years ago)

i think i sb'ed him last winter because i didn't know he had a new name. i thought "country matters" was a sock. oops.

― steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:45 (sixteen years ago)

unlike harbl i don't have any blood on my hands

― wilter, Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:47 (sixteen years ago)

i am reckless :(((((

― steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:47 (sixteen years ago)

'tis deplorable in such a fair maiden.

― estela, Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:49 (sixteen years ago)

terrible system still terrible

― bnw, Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:50 (sixteen years ago)

great system, terrible users

― steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:54 (sixteen years ago)

the contenderizers of the world slip through the net while the ljs are ensnared like dolphins in six-pack holders.

― omar little, Friday, 9 October 2009 00:00 (sixteen years ago)

my sb for ashes gloating finally pays off

― N-N-Nineteen Not Out (King Boy Pato), Friday, 9 October 2009 00:04 (sixteen years ago)

when i find out who was the last to hit suggest ban, i will atone by suggest banning that person

― steamed hams (harbl), Friday, 9 October 2009 00:06 (sixteen years ago)

seriously--i want names

― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Friday, 9 October 2009 00:07 (sixteen years ago)

uhhh unless there is some extenuating circumstance i am not aware of this is pretty indefensible

― don't blame pitchfork, blame america (call all destroyer), Friday, 9 October 2009 00:09 (sixteen years ago)

i just want to know what the 51st sb was for ... what post?

― sarahel, Friday, 9 October 2009 00:14 (sixteen years ago)

i think the dude had 50 for a long time.

― sarahel, Friday, 9 October 2009 00:17 (sixteen years ago)

completely ridiculous imo

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Friday, 9 October 2009 00:17 (sixteen years ago)

like punching kitten for peeing on your pillow

It's a kitten ffs

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Friday, 9 October 2009 00:18 (sixteen years ago)

if he had 50 for a long time i bet some of those should have been dropped.....

― don't blame pitchfork, blame america (call all destroyer), Friday, 9 October 2009 00:19 (sixteen years ago)

like i think he was on 50 for several months ... pretty impressive actually.

― sarahel, Friday, 9 October 2009 00:19 (sixteen years ago)

I would definitely sb lj if he peed on my pillow tbh

― iatee, Friday, 9 October 2009 00:19 (sixteen years ago)

like i think he was on 50 for several months ... pretty impressive actually.

this is because he never posts anything suggest bannable afaic--ppl probably just did it before because it's lou jag

― don't blame pitchfork, blame america (call all destroyer), Friday, 9 October 2009 00:22 (sixteen years ago)

Don't worry, he'll be back -- on that board Dom was running for two weeks.

― N-N-Nineteen Not Out (King Boy Pato), Friday, 9 October 2009 00:25 (sixteen years ago)

i lost the URL for that board

― sound of contusion (electricsound), Friday, 9 October 2009 00:25 (sixteen years ago)

i guess NRQ is the Farrah Fawcett to LJ's MJ ;_;

― jabba hands, Friday, 9 October 2009 01:32 (sixteen years ago)

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