Missin U <3 - lamentations for those felled by the SB

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maybe if mods want to keep him banned but would allow him to return to the nfl and mlb boards that would be a good compromise...

omar little, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 22:56 (sixteen years ago)

Cankles was sitting on 50 SBs during his temp ban, it did indeed only take one person to push him over the threshold.

He was accumulating SBs pretty consistently since the previous time we let him back in, and from a much wider cross-section of posters than the particularly thin-skinned ones. I think I've only ever seen Gabbneb accumulate SBs that quickly, which makes me think Cankles was either outright trolling for them, didn't care whether he got SB'ed or not, or was just a complete idiot. Leaning towards option 2.

Matt DC, Thursday, 24 September 2009 09:16 (sixteen years ago)

sitting on 50 SBs during his temp ban

man that's cold

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 September 2009 09:25 (sixteen years ago)

I don't think he was literally sitting on them.

my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Thursday, 24 September 2009 09:29 (sixteen years ago)

we'll never know, cos it's not in the FAQ ;_;

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 September 2009 09:32 (sixteen years ago)

the notion that a person returning from a ban does not do so with a clean slate opens up exciting stultifyingly dull avenues for discussion and more importantly questions

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Thursday, 24 September 2009 09:37 (sixteen years ago)

was he seriously felled by that burgerphone post?

my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Thursday, 24 September 2009 09:38 (sixteen years ago)

no

electric sound of jim (original version) (electricsound), Thursday, 24 September 2009 09:44 (sixteen years ago)

John makes a pretty good point there.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 24 September 2009 10:10 (sixteen years ago)

Cankles was sitting on 50 SBs during his temp ban

this is actually kind of hilarious

thomp, Thursday, 24 September 2009 10:33 (sixteen years ago)

I already said in the other thread that it seems kinda unfair if SB bans and mod bans can overlap in a way they seem to do in Cankles' case (I assume at least some of his SBs came from the same posts that the mods temp banned him for), because then you're essentially punishing a person twice for the same crime. I hope the mods are thinking of some way to deal with this problem.

Tuomas, Thursday, 24 September 2009 10:55 (sixteen years ago)

maybe we should assign you as his buddy to keep him on the straight and narrow

electric sound of jim (original version) (electricsound), Thursday, 24 September 2009 10:59 (sixteen years ago)

I'm not talking about Cankles specifically, merely pointing out an inherent problem in a system where both suggest bans and mod bans exist simultaneously.

Tuomas, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:02 (sixteen years ago)

It's a bit sad if site mods deal with this like it's a joke instead of taking it into serious consideration.

Tuomas, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:04 (sixteen years ago)

I think they disagree with you.

caek, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:04 (sixteen years ago)

But responding to your concerns is not their main job, iirc.

caek, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:05 (sixteen years ago)

Who said it's just "my" concerns? I brought it up here because John and ENBB mentioned the problem too.

Tuomas, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:10 (sixteen years ago)

the notion that a person returning from a ban does not do so with a clean slate opens up exciting stultifyingly dull avenues for discussion and more importantly questions

Please let's not. Temp bans and SBs are totally different things. A temp ban is a time out/warning and nothing more.

Matt DC, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:27 (sixteen years ago)

I mean, if you actually think about it:

- Poster A is pretty obnoxious to lots of people, racks up lots of Suggest Bans
- Poster A then starts getting REALLY obnoxious, possibly several days later, picks up temp ban
- As a result, Poster A gets a load of SBs knocked off his total purely because he acted like an arse and got himself temp banned

Doesn't actually make an awful lot of sense.

Matt DC, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:30 (sixteen years ago)

Er, I'd say it's not merely a "warning". To the person who gets banned there's no difference between an SB and a mod ban, he's still banned. They're both punishments for non-tolerated behaviour.

Tuomas, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:30 (sixteen years ago)

(x-post)

Tuomas, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:30 (sixteen years ago)

A temp ban lasts two or three days. It's a totally different thing.

Matt DC, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:31 (sixteen years ago)

- Poster A is pretty obnoxious to lots of people, racks up lots of Suggest Bans
- Poster A then starts getting REALLY obnoxious, possibly several days later, picks up temp ban
- As a result, Poster A gets a load of SBs knocked off his total purely because he acted like an arse and got himself temp banned

Doesn't actually make an awful lot of sense.

It depends on how many SBs he got from the same post(s) that made mods ban him. If it's a significant amount, then he gets two bans as punishment for one "crime". I guess it's up to the mods to decide whether this is just or not.

Tuomas, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:33 (sixteen years ago)

A temp ban lasts two or three days. It's a totally different thing.

It's still a ban, and it's still a punishment.

Tuomas, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:34 (sixteen years ago)

Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but the length of a temp ban is not always the same, is it?

Tuomas, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:35 (sixteen years ago)

I think banning Ludo was a bit harsh. He made a tasteless remark, but took it back soon after. It's not like he's trolling all the time. Anyway, De Subjectivisten will miss him...

young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:35 (sixteen years ago)

No, wait, just saw Ludo got a temp ban, not an sb. Soz...

young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:36 (sixteen years ago)

can we start calling them 'banishments'? i don't think we take this issue seriously enough

thomp, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:37 (sixteen years ago)

I just need to say that Tuomas unrelenting quest for justice is pretty remarkable. You, my friend, are an inspiration.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:46 (sixteen years ago)

i'll jump on the banishmentwagon

steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:49 (sixteen years ago)

Nelson Bandela

Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:50 (sixteen years ago)

The Long Walk To Fifty-one

Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:50 (sixteen years ago)

Quick bleeding sprint to 51 in some cases.

Halt! Fergiezeit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:53 (sixteen years ago)

Temp bans get longer the more times you get banned Tuomas. The first is two or three days.

Both temp bans and SBs are really intended as a deterrant rather than a punishment - and SBs are usually across a very broad range of posts, as in the case of Cankles. It's highly unlikely they're going to be banned twice for the same offence, because in one category there is no one "offence".

Matt DC, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:54 (sixteen years ago)

Okay, here's a simple arithmetic to determine the punishment in a case where someone gets both temp banned and SBed due to the same post(s):

* First count the percentage of SBs that came from the same post(s) that got this person temp banned. Let's say he has 51 SBs, and 17 of them came from the same post(s) the mods temp banned him for. In this case the percentage would be 33,3%.

* Using that percentage, count how many days of his temp ban overlaps with the suggest ban. In our example, let's say this person was temp banned for 18 days. 33,3% of 18 days would be 6 days.

* Subtract this overlap from the total length of his suggest ban. If the suggest ban is 30 days, you can subtract 6 days from it, making his actual suggest ban 24 days long.

Voila! A just punishment!

Tuomas, Thursday, 24 September 2009 12:02 (sixteen years ago)

You, my friend, are an inSBiration.

Bacon is the new Pirates (onimo), Thursday, 24 September 2009 12:03 (sixteen years ago)

can we also start referring to time off-board as 'exile'

thomp, Thursday, 24 September 2009 12:05 (sixteen years ago)

in SiBeria

joe, Thursday, 24 September 2009 12:06 (sixteen years ago)

Thank you Tuomas, we will certainly bear that in mind when exercising moderator discretion in future. A graph would be nice though, if you have time.

Matt DC, Thursday, 24 September 2009 12:07 (sixteen years ago)

it's like when you're arrested and put in jail (temp ban), your time in jail is applied to your eventual time in prison (suggest ban)

steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 24 September 2009 12:09 (sixteen years ago)

it's admittedly not a lot like that, though

thomp, Thursday, 24 September 2009 12:15 (sixteen years ago)

http://dub-connection.net/images/BanduluDub_SpiritualEvolution.jpg

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 24 September 2009 12:17 (sixteen years ago)

Thank you Tuomas, we will certainly bear that in mind when exercising moderator discretion in future. A graph would be nice though, if you have time.

I'm sure coding a program that automatically counts the number of days to subtract from the SB should be pretty easy. All it requires is that a mod marks the post(s) he's temp banning someone for, and the rest should happen automatically.

If no one has the time to program that sort of thing, I can volunteer to count the number myself every time a SB and a temp ban overlap. Just email me the relevant information, and I'll do it.

Tuomas, Thursday, 24 September 2009 12:41 (sixteen years ago)

Matt I was actually just making a funny because it was clear that the whole "a person can still acquire SBs while banned" deal would almost surely be something that would inspire our leading researcher in the field of Suggest Ban Theory to possible new heights of accomplishment

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Thursday, 24 September 2009 12:48 (sixteen years ago)

if yr SBed & sum1 lands on 1 of ur properties do u still get rent

thomp, Thursday, 24 September 2009 12:51 (sixteen years ago)

i must be completely worn down because i ghoulishly enjoyed the simple arithmetic and the voila! which i don't think i would normally.

estela, Thursday, 24 September 2009 12:57 (sixteen years ago)

your SBs are deposited in escrow and tallied upon your return

steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 24 September 2009 13:04 (sixteen years ago)

Okay, here's a simple arithmetic to determine the punishment in a case where someone gets both temp banned and SBed due to the same post(s):

I can't decide if this is self-parody, or if you're serious about Chapter XI Section 3 of the ILX Penal Code, and that we should do everything possible to ensure that people who have, in one way or another, been dickish enough to earn themselves bans don't have to spend a second more off the boards than required to mete out just enough "punishment" so that they'll never change.

stet, Thursday, 24 September 2009 13:29 (sixteen years ago)

dude, it's self-parody

sturdy, ultra-light, under-the-pants moneybelt (HI DERE), Thursday, 24 September 2009 13:35 (sixteen years ago)

more like self-parroty

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 September 2009 13:43 (sixteen years ago)


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