Missin U <3 - lamentations for those felled by the SB

The poll wouldn't be impossible to implement, just daft. They've already got 51 as-genuine-as-we-can-reasonably-tell neg votes against them, and that's a lot! It's more than enough to earn you a month off. A lot of users already cared a lot about it.

Also I hate to say this because it sounds like I/we don't care what users think when the truth's completely the opposite, but ILX: not a democracy.

tuomas, a question-

if 51 individual, genuine posters posted to a thread entitled 'BAN (X)' stating that they wanted this to be done, how would you feel about a mod banning (X)?

The poll wouldn't be impossible to implement, just daft. They've already got 51 as-genuine-as-we-can-reasonably-tell neg votes against them, and that's a lot!

But with the poll system you would get no more complaints about someone being banned because a minority opinion, since everyone has the chance to vote. To me, it would be the fairest system of deciding whether or not to SB someone that would actually work in practice.

if 51 individual, genuine posters posted to a thread entitled 'BAN (X)' stating that they wanted this to be done, how would you feel about a mod banning (X)?

How is this different from the SB system? I wouldn't think such a ban is fair, but I don't think the current SB system is fair either.

It's not, really.

But I think it might help for people to think of the SB button in exactly this way, I just wanted to see if it would maybe blow your mind. It didn't, and I'm a little deflated tbh.

("it's not, really" referring to the difference to the SB system, not to the fairness- that may not be clear)

But with the poll system you would get no more complaints about someone being banned because a minority opinion, since everyone has the chance to vote

finn please

its a message board not a village and its not a fucking democracy so I don't see why we're arguing about it's democratic merits

I think I have a solution that will satisfy everybody but especially Tuomas. If a poster gets 51 SBs, it immediately triggers a poll. Once the poll's results are in, we have a thread discussing what to make of them. If someone on the thread suggests that a second poll is in order, that automatically triggers a re-poll. The re-poll's end-date, when it arrives, automatically triggers seven new polls on the same subject. The names of the seven polls are Envy, Sloth, Gluttony, Greed, Avarice, Pride, and Lust. The Lust poll is on the ILTMI board but the other six polls are granted their own boards, whose continued survival is assured, or not, only by daily polls on whether they should be allowed to continue. If the daily-survival poll participation threshold drops below 50% of those ILX registered posters with ten or more posts to their names over the past month, this triggers a poll. The poll triggered by this concerns whether Physical Graffiti is a better album than Judy Garland's Judy at Carnegie Hall. The results of this final poll are binding.

I have never heard either of those albums in full

We don't really get many complaints about someone being banned because a minority opinion, except from ppl who were banned by a lot of people voting.

Okay, maybe someone might complain about it. Nevertheless, it wouldn't be terribly complicated, and it would definitely be more democratic than the current system. And I though being more democratic was the reason SBs were introduced in the first place.

(xxx-post)

I support J0hn D's proposal provided that he means binding depending on a poll.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8a/JudyatCarnegieHall.jpg

Grammy - Best Album Cover 1961

john d's idea sucks, but if we poll it i'd be willing to agree to let the majority of able bodied white male posters who average > 51 posts a day decide in a straight vote.

We don't really get many complaints about someone being banned because a minority opinion, except from ppl who were banned by a lot of people voting.

Really? Because there were lengthy threads at least when Ethan, Morbius, and myself were banned, and many folks criticized the bannings in them.

there were lengthy threads at least when Ethan, Morbius, and myself were banned, and many folks criticized the bannings in them.

in fairness all the people who complained on those threads about the bannings of Ethan, Morbius, and yourself were sockpuppets of mine

no lengthier than there would have been in the event of a mod ban.

maybe morbs and yourself wouldn't have been banned without the SB system, if it were left down to a straight mod decision. your argument that this would be somehow a more democratic state of affairs is questionable, and very likely biased.

(i never sb'd you, tuomas, btw)

Okay, forget everything I've said then. It's all good.

(x-post to John)

But what if it's the decisive vote? What if there's a family of new villagers with 10 kids, and they all get to vote?

― Tuomas, Thursday, August 6, 2009 9:33 AM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i am dying at this extension of the metaphor

keeps making me think of the town meetings in th gilmore girls

if i had to choose between ilx and stars hollow it would not be hard

who would beeps, ava, ophelia &co SB? xp

Hey, you guys are having clusterfuck theories!

i never thought i'd be able to use that phrase in a sentence. amazing. it took like 10 years.

At some point, their parents, one must assume.\\xpost

Tuomas, you are totally Taylor in this town meeting btw

I think we should all get black balls.

Is that like a week's worth of blue balls?

Mine aren't!

LOL

suggest ball

I distrust the SB and would never, ever use it, really, but it occurs to me, if I'm understanding Ed correctly (or even if not) that limiting the number of SBs a poster could make would be a good limitation on their potential abuse.

I think of SB as an abbrev for "sweaty balls" cuz you could eat dinner off mine.

Is that like a week's worth of blue balls?

Mine aren't!

Funny! One in a row.

swingin' bat

soggy biscuit

Really? Because there were lengthy threads at least when Ethan, Morbius, and myself were banned, and many folks criticized the bannings in them.

― Tuomas

by 'many', do you mean the 'majority' of ilx regular users? because if not, then whatever they had to say about your banning isn't worth taking notice of because being less than the majority it's not actually democratic, right??

there would have to be, say, 125 unique posters on a thread complaining about your banning in order for those complaints to have any weight

but if any of those complaints were found to come from posters who had been on ILX for less than a year, they wouldn't count

exactly

but if they have tourettes and live in a village then there opinion will count for 10

their, even

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/9/12010358_aee707bba7.jpg

Like this village?

I have to admit, I don't really use SB that much, and the few times I have used it was just more in a "blowing off steam" way, like I was just annoyed at the moment with a particular poster, so I clicked SB, and it gave me a small amount of satisfaction. In retrospect, this is a stupid thing to do if I don't really want the poster banned from the site forevermore, but it sort of makes me wonder how many other posters are using it this way. I guess the mods have said they can see what posts prompt SBs, so I would hope that SBs like mine have been in the vast minority.

so, on Momus' blog, he claims that several of Bimble's friends are saying that Bimble shot himself (partly) because of his SBing, but that no-one on ILX has the sense or decency to propose removing the SB feature. time for a new thread yet?

link?

http://imomus.livejournal.com/478681.html

Thanks dood

Is it just me, or is that -- Momus's blog -- a fantastically unhelpful, ham-fisted take on things by a former poster who really might have been better off shutting the FUCK up for a little while?

To think I used to have some respect for that man. Jesus wept. What a cunt.

Someone dying seems to be quite anedoctial for him compared to the serious issue of some board policies.