please temp-ban Mordy from the Thatcher Is Dead thread

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i was going to start a thread a week ago for crazy things i learned in Talmud tractate Sotah but i got lazy. anyway, here's a cool list:

Twelve Princes of Ishmael

Nebaioth
Kedar
Adbeel
Mibsam
Mishma
Dumah
Massa
Hadad
Tema
Jetur
Naphish
Kedmah

Twenty-three Chiefs of Esau
Teman
Omar
Zepho
Kenaz
Korah (A)
Gatam
Amalek
Nahath
Zerah
Shammah
Mizzah
Jeush
Jalam
Korah (B)
Timna
Alvah
Jetheth
Oholibamah
Elah
Pinon
Mibzar
Magdiel
Iram

All of them ^ plus Joseph threw their crowns on Jacob's coffin in Egypt out of respect acc to the Talmud. Fun facts.

Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

oops, I made a mistake, not in Egypt, they did this in Caanan.

Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

is that canon?

乒乓, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

some level of canon. Rashi writes the list and gets most of it from various passages in the Tanakh but there is some debate about exactly how accurate the list is. a lot of it comes from Chronicles I 1:43-54, which lists some rulers who didn't rule until after the funeral, and Rashi doesn't account for any princes of Keturah (even tho the Talmud says they were present as well) so different commentators (Tosofos Shantz, Maharsha, Tosofos Rosh) give slightly different lists.

Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

another fun fact: Potiphar bought Joseph originally for illicit sexual relations, so the angel Gabriel came and turned him into a Eunuch. That's why his name is originally written in the Torah as Potiphar and then later as Potiphera. Later on Potiphar's wife tried to sleep with him, thus giving us the famous song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKOJfrljowk

Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:43 (thirteen years ago)

aaaaand off this goes to IMP

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:43 (thirteen years ago)

roosplaining australians

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Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

oh cool it's back!

Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

still weird glitchy - got an error when posting but it posted anyway

Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

banner day for ilx modding

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 22:15 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha

markers, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 23:09 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/4024/animatedgiflolwutphotos.gif

joe bogus (am0n), Friday, 7 June 2013 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

seriously, trolling people who are happy in an RIP thread is just as lame as trolling people who are sad in some other RIP thread.

i mean lol no it isnt

dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 June 2013 12:39 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

when did mordy go from being a chill stoner dad to ilx's #1 devil's advocate troll

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:02 (twelve years ago)

i feel like this happened recently

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:03 (twelve years ago)

btw mordy, you're allright in my book

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:03 (twelve years ago)

think it was when I started the rolling race and racism thread

乒乓, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:03 (twelve years ago)

that sounds right to me

Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:03 (twelve years ago)

when i lost dayo to social justice sphere i realized that everything was at stake

Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:04 (twelve years ago)

nah it was prob back around the time when privilege started to take hold/ilx decided that the tregaskin method of screaming down discussion was ok if you cared enough or the other person arguing was swm, i think that was it tbh but i don't want to speak for mordy from a position of christian privilege

quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:06 (twelve years ago)

xp oh shit i overtalked mordy sorry man ;_;

quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:06 (twelve years ago)

can we start an "I Love Grad School" board srs question

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:07 (twelve years ago)

you don't get to tell me what i think deems

Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:07 (twelve years ago)

i love privilege

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:08 (twelve years ago)

when i first started hearing that "you don't get to tell me" formulation was pretty formative too

Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:08 (twelve years ago)

you dont get to tell me what i think you thought mordy

quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:10 (twelve years ago)

i get to tell all of you that you're making ILX suck in '13

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:11 (twelve years ago)

did morbz really send you an email wishing your kid would kick you in the balls or did you make that up?

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:11 (twelve years ago)

au contraire tbh imo striking back against the priv cru is an attempt to bring ilx back from the lows of 2013

quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:11 (twelve years ago)

obviously he sent it to me xp

Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:11 (twelve years ago)

do you think he should be banned for it?

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:12 (twelve years ago)

no, why?

Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:13 (twelve years ago)

au contraire tbh imo striking back against the priv cru is an attempt to bring ilx back from the lows of 2013

― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Tuesday, September 17, 2013 4:11 PM (45 seconds ago)

your heart is in the right place but your methods are flawed

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:13 (twelve years ago)

isn't it something ppl have gotten banned for in the past?

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:13 (twelve years ago)

also, what is this priv cru?

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:14 (twelve years ago)

u kno. rolling race + privilege + men's blogs + sexism + complaints about how society discriminates against your particular identity group.

Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:14 (twelve years ago)

xps i know gr80s i know but yknow genuinely i look around and wish there were better ppl for the job, i just dont see em coming out the woodwork you know?

quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)

y'all are forgetting the t

fresh (crüt), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)

'there is no such thing as society' after all

Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)

does it have members or is it more of a feeling?

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)

privet cru

quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:16 (twelve years ago)

i think the privilege society is open to anyone whose spirit heeds the clarion call

Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:16 (twelve years ago)

u kno. rolling race + privilege + men's blogs + sexism + complaints about how society discriminates against your particular identity group.

can i just get an add for the british lefty cru, who i love an all but goddamn

quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:16 (twelve years ago)

it seems like you are constructing straw persons with all your vagueness and "well, you know"s

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:18 (twelve years ago)

does it have members or is it more of a feeling?

― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, September 17, 2013 5:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

does it have a referent? and does the the term do explanatory lifting?

"Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:19 (twelve years ago)

i could give you a list of names if u want?

Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:19 (twelve years ago)

mens blogs was a lulz thread until mordy crapped it up

"Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:19 (twelve years ago)

did you really lol once at that thread?

Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:19 (twelve years ago)

i just feel that your categorizations and accusations need more rigor

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:20 (twelve years ago)

i could give you a list of names if u want?

― Mordy , Tuesday, September 17, 2013 4:19 PM (57 seconds ago)

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:20 (twelve years ago)


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