i was going to start a thread a week ago for crazy things i learned in Talmud tractate Sotah but i got lazy. anyway, here's a cool list:
Twelve Princes of Ishmael
NebaiothKedarAdbeelMibsamMishmaDumahMassaHadadTemaJeturNaphishKedmah
Twenty-three Chiefs of EsauTemanOmarZephoKenazKorah (A)GatamAmalekNahathZerahShammahMizzahJeushJalamKorah (B)TimnaAlvahJethethOholibamahElahPinonMibzarMagdielIram
All of them ^ plus Joseph threw their crowns on Jacob's coffin in Egypt out of respect acc to the Talmud. Fun facts.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:28 (thirteen years ago)
oops, I made a mistake, not in Egypt, they did this in Caanan.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:29 (thirteen years ago)
is that canon?
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:30 (thirteen years ago)
some level of canon. Rashi writes the list and gets most of it from various passages in the Tanakh but there is some debate about exactly how accurate the list is. a lot of it comes from Chronicles I 1:43-54, which lists some rulers who didn't rule until after the funeral, and Rashi doesn't account for any princes of Keturah (even tho the Talmud says they were present as well) so different commentators (Tosofos Shantz, Maharsha, Tosofos Rosh) give slightly different lists.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:40 (thirteen years ago)
another fun fact: Potiphar bought Joseph originally for illicit sexual relations, so the angel Gabriel came and turned him into a Eunuch. That's why his name is originally written in the Torah as Potiphar and then later as Potiphera. Later on Potiphar's wife tried to sleep with him, thus giving us the famous song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKOJfrljowk
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:43 (thirteen years ago)
aaaaand off this goes to IMP
― I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:43 (thirteen years ago)
roosplaining australians
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 03:40 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
liked, starred, favourited, bookmarked
― Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
oh cool it's back!
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:59 (thirteen years ago)
still weird glitchy - got an error when posting but it posted anyway
banner day for ilx modding
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 22:15 (thirteen years ago)
hahaha
― markers, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 23:09 (thirteen years ago)
http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/4024/animatedgiflolwutphotos.gif
― joe bogus (am0n), Friday, 7 June 2013 00:37 (thirteen years ago)
seriously, trolling people who are happy in an RIP thread is just as lame as trolling people who are sad in some other RIP thread.
i mean lol no it isnt
― dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 June 2013 12:39 (twelve years ago)
when did mordy go from being a chill stoner dad to ilx's #1 devil's advocate troll
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:02 (twelve years ago)
i feel like this happened recently
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:03 (twelve years ago)
btw mordy, you're allright in my book
think it was when I started the rolling race and racism thread
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:03 (twelve years ago)
that sounds right to me
― Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:03 (twelve years ago)
when i lost dayo to social justice sphere i realized that everything was at stake
― Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:04 (twelve years ago)
nah it was prob back around the time when privilege started to take hold/ilx decided that the tregaskin method of screaming down discussion was ok if you cared enough or the other person arguing was swm, i think that was it tbh but i don't want to speak for mordy from a position of christian privilege
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:06 (twelve years ago)
xp oh shit i overtalked mordy sorry man ;_;
can we start an "I Love Grad School" board srs question
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:07 (twelve years ago)
you don't get to tell me what i think deems
― Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:07 (twelve years ago)
i love privilege
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:08 (twelve years ago)
when i first started hearing that "you don't get to tell me" formulation was pretty formative too
― Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:08 (twelve years ago)
you dont get to tell me what i think you thought mordy
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:10 (twelve years ago)
i get to tell all of you that you're making ILX suck in '13
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:11 (twelve years ago)
did morbz really send you an email wishing your kid would kick you in the balls or did you make that up?
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:11 (twelve years ago)
au contraire tbh imo striking back against the priv cru is an attempt to bring ilx back from the lows of 2013
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:11 (twelve years ago)
obviously he sent it to me xp
― Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:11 (twelve years ago)
do you think he should be banned for it?
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:12 (twelve years ago)
no, why?
― Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:13 (twelve years ago)
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Tuesday, September 17, 2013 4:11 PM (45 seconds ago)
your heart is in the right place but your methods are flawed
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:13 (twelve years ago)
isn't it something ppl have gotten banned for in the past?
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:13 (twelve years ago)
also, what is this priv cru?
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:14 (twelve years ago)
u kno. rolling race + privilege + men's blogs + sexism + complaints about how society discriminates against your particular identity group.
― Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:14 (twelve years ago)
xps i know gr80s i know but yknow genuinely i look around and wish there were better ppl for the job, i just dont see em coming out the woodwork you know?
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)
y'all are forgetting the t
― fresh (crüt), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)
'there is no such thing as society' after all
― Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)
does it have members or is it more of a feeling?
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)
privet cru
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:16 (twelve years ago)
i think the privilege society is open to anyone whose spirit heeds the clarion call
― Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:16 (twelve years ago)
can i just get an add for the british lefty cru, who i love an all but goddamn
it seems like you are constructing straw persons with all your vagueness and "well, you know"s
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:18 (twelve years ago)
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, September 17, 2013 5:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
does it have a referent? and does the the term do explanatory lifting?
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:19 (twelve years ago)
i could give you a list of names if u want?
― Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:19 (twelve years ago)
mens blogs was a lulz thread until mordy crapped it up
did you really lol once at that thread?
i just feel that your categorizations and accusations need more rigor
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:20 (twelve years ago)
― Mordy , Tuesday, September 17, 2013 4:19 PM (57 seconds ago)
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:20 (twelve years ago)