Luna

Well, okay, I'll come clean. That's why I didn't come to San
Francisco - I didn't want you to see the ASSHOLE tattoo I have on my
forehead. That's why I've never met anyone in ILx. I post pictures so
rarely because I can't often afford the amount of makeup it takes to
cover it up.

I have never had anything more than casual conversation with ***** ******
. Ned flirted with me and invited me to dinner a couple times,
and then we mostly talked about my maybe setting him up with my
girlfriends. Kenan wanted to meet me at the airport but I had to
change my flight and couldn't, which I told him an hour after I
mentioned my first flight being changed at all. Orbit? Wtf? We
chatted a couple times, and uh? Chaki and Gear you know about, jeremy
I flirted with and I think he was sweet on me, but I never went beyond
flirting with him, but he did ask me to go to Michigan once, and
Jeanne and I have been flirty, but that's pretty much it there, too.
We kinda crushed on each other, but realized pretty quickly it
wouldn't work as I am not a full time lesbian. I AM A MONSTER.

this is all so nuts and fascinating

now i have full time lesbo to the tune of part time lover running though my head

who is jeanne?

Well, okay, I'll come clean. That's why I didn't come to San
Francisco - I didn't want you to see the ASSHOLE tattoo I have on my
forehead. That's why I've never met anyone in ILx. I post pictures so
rarely because I can't often afford the amount of makeup it takes to
cover it up.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, October 20, 2012 12:24 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a metaphor right

For a couple seconds I didn't realize it was

She could wear a hat...?

Funny how she was so saccharine on ile but trashing everyone privately.

jeanne fury?

maybe it's a solicitation for makeup funding. xp

You make me sound like some kind of monster, Andy, and at the MOST, I
can be accused of being a little flaky.

Also, I don't give a flying FUCK about what chaki would have to say at
any time. That little motherfucker is a totally pathetic little
asshole with nothing better to do than to mess around in other
people's lives with "facts" that have little to no basis in reality.
Does he bother to confront anyone directly? He does not, he'd rather
be a weak ass little pussy and do it on a public forum to garner as
much support for his campaign by people who have proven in the past
that they're sheep. Fuck him, he could be on fire and I wouldn't walk
two steps to pee on him. I am not the first person he's done this to,
and knowing that little pansy bitch, I will not be the last.

tbh shes right about chaki there.

(as in he's manipulated me into giving up private info about me/others before and then gone and used it elsewhere against me. My stupid, I guess)

aimee: I have no defense here. Some I have, some you probably think I did
and I didn't, some, well, I don't know. I just don't want to do this
anymore.

me: Do what exactly?

aimee: Be such an asshole.

my forehead shall not define me.

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/Steve%20Buscemi%20smallest%20violin.gif

ha that's the best gif!

http://marybethmiller.net/aimee.jpg

HFS this goddamn roller-coaster of a thread. I only just now got here.

I have never had anything more than casual conversation with ***** ******

This is me, right? I did chat with her on the phone several times.

They
can say I'm a man, a three boobed space princess, or married to Elvis,
I don't care.

*head explodes*

Can we deindex this thread, just in case?

real masterclass in the disgraced apology school upthread. "was i wrong? absolutely. did i do and say some horrible things? you bet. does this mean i should be punished and hated forever? well, that's for others to decide."

sounds like keano, lg, doesn't it?

indeed

I wonder if she's reading this thread, since IMP is a public board and all. Hope so.

Man I feel bad for being so fascinated with this but damn it is fascinating

Esp cuz I was on the board but I've never really been an ilx insider so I didn't really fully comprehend then

yeah elvis that was you

Some of her posts remind me of stuff from the image macros we hate from facebook thread

lions and tigers and boobs - wait, what?

I am supposed to be leaving work in 15 minutes

Is it pathetic

I just dumped an entire 32oz cup of ice water

This is not the kind of wet I wanted to be!!!!!

this is the thread where we're high and people stand up and app...wait, what was I gonna do again?

A death in my family

I have a wedgie you would not believe

Lion tigers boobs is some kinda something

Fuck you thong!
― luna (luna.c), Thursday, November 4, 2004 8:26 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sorry I was just trying to go through some of her threads tryin to figure out how many could be filed under "I am either high, drunk, naked, or hinting at my abject horribleness"

Did she ever post about music? What music did she "like"? I'm just... I dunno, obviously things were different back then, hell, I posted really differently, but... her posting style is just really unappealing to me, and it does make me wonder how she suckered people in so easily...

(Oh yeah, the nakedness)

It's basically 97%

You seem to get bronchitis a lot.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, December 30, 2005

Hmm.
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, February 8, 2006

isnt a thong sort of a wedgie by design

Jaymc with some prescient chin stroking in the beginning of that "leaving work" thread

Whoa surprise ending in that 15 min thread.

as a man I have to admit that this kind of stuff, this kind of effortless 'oh i'm naked' 'oh i get messed up a lot' 'oh i'm kind of a disaster' thing can be appealing, unfortunately, or it was when I was younger. in fact many years ago at the dawn of the internet I had a half-relationship with a remote person I'd never met that was predicated on exactly these kinds of things. and then I met her in person and she was too much of a disaster and too drunk and too willing to be naked and I was like, "oh no". but this kind of thing can strike an emotional chord in certain types of men, particularly if they're lonely. and you know, it's usually fine, unless real deceit and money gets involved, as it did here.

All of a sudden, I want to throw a birthday party. For whom, I have no idea. A kid's party.

and then I met her in person and she was too much of a disaster and too drunk and too willing to be naked and I was like, "oh no".

~lyfe~

When I Was Young