This whole thing makes me feel so gross about being here at all.
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Thursday, 18 October 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― D'anesh (dan m), Thursday, 18 October 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
Luna: sociopathic scam artist of ILX past. Chaki: beloved ILX investigative reporter.
― omar little, Thursday, 18 October 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
luna = nixon, chaki = woodward & bernstein
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 18 October 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
because she's not getting anything valuable from you anymore?
if the thing of value I was giving her was male attention, she would've ended contact years ago. The "wanted to terminate contact by blowing herself up" angle doesn't make much sense. The "husband who was said to be ex-husband gaining access to her old phone while she was away, being HIGHLY suspicious of her throughout the years, and finding damning evidence in WWF chats and reaching out to me about it" makes much more sense. Plus those cookies are fucking awesome and no one would end a relationship which involved the reception thereof.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 18 October 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
so she spends 8 or whatever years carefully avoiding giving me her home address, then gives it to me and for no reason a few months later decides to tell me about her sociopathic dealings and hope that will drive me away (even though I was "away" for all practical purposes)??
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
not to make light of anything here, but the fact that this all turned on the p2p chats of a scrabble mobile app is the craziest detail. no novelist could have ginned that up.
― there is no dana, only (goole), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
There was a Lifetime movie that used an online poker game in the same fashion!
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
I watched that movie...
― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know, GD, just saying to be cautious with your feelings. You're too nice to get burned.
Sounds like she's partially run out of people to talk to and you were open to conversation? I don't know, spilling your guts about things you've done to someone who has been proven to talk to you even when you were really shitty is cheaper and more lifestyle-affirming than therapy.
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
pvmic
xp
― there is no dana, only (goole), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
did it all for the cookie
― iatee, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
It's called Tall Hot Blonde. I'd go so far as to recommend it to people who are chomping at the deets itt!
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
how bad can I really be if I can tell someone good about all the sleaze I've done and they still talk to me? I must not be that bad after all.
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
i really have no idea what is real here and what is not but if you really think someone claiming to be a legendary impostor and scam artist's husband on scrabble iphone chat's word is golden then... up 2 u i guess
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
I was trying to remember the name! I just remember it had Courtney Cox & the dad from Raising Hope. xxp
― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
I am sold on this lifetime movie, now
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
Yay for Luna's impending betterness! Much love and hugs and everything to ILE's best-loved poster!
― (╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
I appreciate what you're saying, mh. I was skeptical this was really her husband, too, but I'm 99% sure it was (and if it was her, then I would go ahead and give her the master con artist tag. the use of different vocobulary, phrasing, grammar, tone, typos when she rarely made any, etc). I'm not going to have any contact with her now (other than to give her a piece of my mind, if she contacts me), so if I were one of the last shoulders to lean on doesn't make sense for her to do what you're saying.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
omg am0n
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
it doesn't make sense to make up fake shit about yourself and claim you're going to meet people places!!!
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
am0n otm
http://www.mylifetime.com/movies/talhotblond/video/a-scene-from-talhotblond
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
directed by Courteney Cox!
― zvookster, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
106 active users!
― sarahell, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
(╯︵╰,)
― Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
who gave luna $75k do I even want to know
― stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
But when she starts IMing a young coworker of his, Thomas starts to go ripshit. He no longer adjusts his glasses and blinks a lot while reading her IMs, but is now taking his glasses off and wiping imaginary sweat from his eyeballs! He writes things like, "Fine, be his whore!!!" and starts slamming closed the laptop in mid IM-convo...
!!!!
http://www.lifetimemoviereviews.com/2012/06/tall-hot-blonde.html
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
She will be in my prayers.
― (╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
this movie sounds enthralling
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
My friend @ndrew lead a double life with two familes in two towns or some shit and that caused his second divorce. He's now married for a third time (at 34!) to a con-artists stripper who has openly she doesn't love him. I keep intending to write the whole saga down because, as proven here, and by my brother telling me about his colleague who resigned the other week after revealing that her entire life as presented to her job was a lie, you truly cannot make this shit up.
― comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
sure it does. perverted sense, but sense nonetheless. why don't we all just take a field trip to her home and sort this all out eh?why would she give me the full name of her BFF, and the guy she was cheating with? why would she give me the address of the fetish website that said BFF talked her into joining, as well as both of their logins there? slocki said it was up 2 me so whew.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
wait is granny dainger who i think it is
― charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
fun fact: word i played to start the game was 'scorn'
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
wait can we go back to Sick Mouthy's post
I mean what the hell
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
"tall hot blonde" is a fiction remake of true tale told in the documentary, Talhotblond, whose story also appeared in a law & order thing. just for u lifetime fans out there
― zvookster, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
why would she give me the full name of her BFF, and the guy she was cheating with? why would she give me the address of the fetish website that said BFF talked her into joining, as well as both of their logins there? slocki said it was up 2 me so whew.
Are these rhetorical? Do you know why she sent them to you?
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
like maybe she wants you to join a fetish website with her
I dated a girl who found out at age 17 that her family was the double life and that her father did not just own an appliance store but was also heavily into some sort of organized crime.
― sorcery is in the gutter (how's life), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
Maybe she's a pathological liar. Maybe she's messing with you. Maybe it's actually a friend playing a joke on her. Maybe who the fuck cares.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
She didn't send them to me! That's my conclusion. Like I said, I appreciate your skepticism, and I would not be shocked if it turned out you were right. But I'm going with it being the husband. Maybe who the fuck cares is right.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
those must be really good cookies
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
Yes, I've thought maybe all those things too. I was the only one who saw every word "the husband" sent me, and my conclusion was he was legit.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
the only thing I remember about luna is that she called people sug all the time
sug?
― conrad, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
It's p care worthy if what she supposedly did to a certain ilxor is true. It would be weird to make that up. It's not like saying o noI'm sick pay attention to me I've been burning the candle at both ends.
― omar little, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
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― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
short for "sugar", conrad
― there is no dana, only (goole), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
watch some king of the hill, son
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
what if Luna's husband is a bear
― velko, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
oh shit, a bear
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link